THE UNIVERSE IS FLAT!!!!

SO MY BOYFRIEND SOMETIMES TALKS ABOUT DEEP STUFF.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S SERIOUS ABOUT IT.

WELL HERE IT IS

ME: SO YOU WERE READING,,, WHAT SHIT?
HIM: NOT SHIT, HONEY. IT WAS A BOOK ABOUT QUANTUM PHYSICS (I WROTE THAT RIGHT ???? O.o)
ME: SO, WHAT YOU LEARNED ABOUT IT.
HIM: A LOT OF THINGS.
ME: LIKE WHAT? HEY, DON'T TALK LIKE I HAVE NO BRAIN... -_-
HIM: YOU DO BEHAVE LIKE A MEATHEAD. DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE I HAVE NO BRAIN.

GREAT X(

ME: YOU WON'T... TELL ME?
HIM: LOOK. ACCORDING TO QUANTUM PHYSICS... THE UNIVERSE IS FLAT.
ME: REALLY?
HIM. YES. AND THERE ARE SOME COLUMNS THAT MAKE THE UNIVERSE STAY STILL SO IT DOESN'T FALL.
ME: ALRIGHT!
HIM: YES, IT'S TRUE, LOOK. IF YOU GET INTO A SPACESHIP, AND FLY TO THE BORDER OF THE UNIVERSE, AND YOU GO BEYOND THAT POINT... YOU FALL TO HELL
ME: AND WHO SAID THIS CRAP???
HIM: WELL.. STEPHEN HAWKING, OF COURSE. WHO ELSE?
ME: YOU'RE KIDDING???
HIM: NO. GUESS STEPHEN HAWKING IS KIDDING. I THING HE GOT INTO QUANTUM PHYSICS SO DEEP, NOW HE LIVES IN THE WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???
ME: HONEY, QUANTUM PHYSICS IS THE WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION.

HIM: I KNOW. MAYBE THERE ARE THINGS I CANNOT UNDERSTAND.
ME: HONEY, THIS IS A SO VERY GOOD JOKE YOU MADE.

AND WE LAUGHED.

BEAR CUB, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.
XOXO
GOSSIP BOY