WHAT HAPPENNED TO EVA O4?????

 

"SO CUB, YES, THE POLL WAS BAD IDEA"

 

"WHY YOU'RE SAYING THAT???"

 

"CAUSE NOW YOU'LL EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENNED TO EVA 04"

 

"WITH ONE CONDITION"

 

"WHICH???" O.o'

 

"FIRST I WANNA SHOW MY WISHLIST FOR SANTA"

 

"NO WAY!!!!"

 

"THEN I DON'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING. THIS IS A LONG DEVELOPEMENT QUESTION"

 

"FINE!!! JUST DO IT!"

 

"???"

 

"FOR REAL!"

 

"ALRIGHT SO HERE MY WISHLIST FOR SANTA"

 

THIS CAR, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE TO STAND OUT

THIS SNEAKERS

THIS ANGEL RAMIEL I LIKE SO MUCH

THIS FOR MAKING ICE CUBES

THIS CLOTHES I NEED

AND ALL THESE UNBELIEVABLE BOXERS

 

"WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE BOXERS FOR, CUB???"

 

"YOU DON'T LIKE THAT???"

 

"..."

O.O'

 

"SO NOW WE GO TO THE ANGEL SHAMSHEL"

 

THIS IS REBUILD NERV LOGO

THIS IS SHAMSHEL

SHINJI ATTACKS WITHOUT THINKING

HAND TO HAND COMBAT

 SHINJI KILLS THE ANGEL WITH THE PROGRESSIVE KNIFE

REMEMBER!: THE PROGRESSIVE KNIFE CAN CUT MOLLECULES

 

 

 

SHINJI DID NOT DESTROY COMPLETELY THE ANGEL S2 ENGINE

IT WAS ANALYZED

RESULT: ANGELS ARE MADE BY WAVES AND PARTICLES AT THE SAME TIME

LIKE LIGHT

AND THEIR DNA IS KINDA VERY SIMILAR TO HUMAN DNA

AND

DANGER! WHY DON'T WE USE THIS ENGINE IN AN EVA???

 

 

NOW AGAIN THE AT FIELD



 IF YOU CAN SEE IT HAS THE SHAPE OF A STOP TRAFFIC SIGN

WELL, THAT'S WHAT THE AT FIEL ALSO MEANS: STOP

SO MAINLY THE AT FIELD CAN STOP AND MAKE THINGS, OR ANGELS, OR EVAS OR PERSONS GO AWAY, AND HAS A LOT OF ENERGY OR POWER

 

AND THIS IS AN UMBRELLA I WOULD NEVER USE

BUT FOR SURE CAN PROTECT YOUR CORE FROM RAIN

ANYWAY!

 

THESE ARE LOVE AND PEACE

EVANGELION IMAGES

 

 

NOW THE ANGEL LELIEL

 

 THIS IS LELIEL                      AND ITS MY LITLLE PONY VERSION

AFTER MAGI ANALYSIS

THE BALL IN THE AIR IS "THE SHADOW" OF THE ANGEL

AND THE ANGEL IS THE "BLACK CIRCLE ON THE FLOOR"

AND IT IS LIKE THREE NANOMETERS THICK AND THE RADIUS...

I DON'T REMEMBER.

THIS IS ANGEL LELIEL GOING OUT AT NIGHT

HERE THE ANGEL SWALLOWS THE EVA 01 AND A LOT OF BUILDINGS

 WHAT HAPPENNED?

THE ANGEL HAD A REVERSED AT FIELD

THUS, IT WAS EASY TO GET TO ITS CORE

AND INSIDE THE CORE THERE WAS A DIRAC SEA

THE DOOR TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE

SO INSIDE A CORE THERE'S ANOTHER UNIVERSE

BUT TO REVERSE AN AT FIELD THERE MUST BE NO FEAR

NOW SHINJI PUT THE EVA IN STAND BY MODE TO BE ABLE TO

STAY THERE FOR 16 HOURS OR SO

WITHOUT UMBILICAL CABLE

BUT THE ANGEL COMMUNICATED WITH SHINJI

IN THE TRAIN SHINJI HAS A WHITE SHIRT

THE ANGEL IS THE LITTLE CHILD

 

WHEN SHINJI WAS ABOUT TO DIE

YUI APPEARED

YUI IS HIS MOM AND IS INSIDE THE EVA 01

IN BODY AND SOUL

YUI HELPS SHINJI AND THE EVA 01 ACTIVATES

DEFEATING THE ANGEL

 

 

 

NOW EVA 04

 

THE SHAMSHEL S2 ENGINE WAS USED AS AN EXPERIMENT

TO GIVE AN EVA AUTONOMY AND NO NEED OF UMBILICAL CABLE

BUT WHEN IT WAS ACTIVATED

THIS HAPPENNED TO THE NERV HEADQUARTERS IN THE U.S.

AFTER THIS, THE U.S. TOOK THE WISE DECISION

TO SEND EVA 03 TO JAPAN FOR TESTING

AS IT WAS MADE IN THE U.S.

THIS WAS THE FIRST IMAGE RECEIVED AND THEN

THIS ONE FROM SATELLITE

U.S. NERV GOT VANISHED WITH 89 KILOMETERS (OR MILES?)  RADIUS

 

THIS IS THE EVA 04

SOME SAY THERE WAS NO PILOT

SOME SAY IT WAS JAPANESE-AMERICAN

BUT THE MOST OFFICIAL RUMOR

IS THAT THE PILOT WAS KENSUKE

BUT

IT SEEMS KENSUKE HAD NO VISA!!!

LUCKY HIM

DUMMY PLUG WAS USED

PROBABLY KAWORU'S

BUT THAT'S NOT CLEAR

MAYBE THERE WAS A THIRD DUMMY PLUG IN THE U.S. NERV

BUT GOT VANISHED

DUMMY PLUG

NOW.

WHAT HAPPENNED???

THE ACTIVATION OF EVA 04 WAS MADE AS A TEST OF S2 ENGINE

TAKEN FROM AN ANGEL

THE AT FIELD OF THE EVA REVERSED

AND THE DIRAC SEA SWALLOWED ALL

 

NOW THIS IS AN EVA SERIES

EVA 04 WAS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

BUT A TEST TO DEVELOP EVA SERIES

THAT HAVE NO UMBILLICAL CABLE

AND FULL AUTONOMY

 

AND THIS IS AN AMV

 

"HAPPY???SUGAR???"

 

"HEY, DON'T GET ANGRY, CUB, TAKE IT EASY"

SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!

"THERE'S EMPTINESS INSIDE OF THIS BONES"

"THERE'S NOTHING FOR... THIS EEEMPTY TEARS"

 

 

WHAT'S THIS?????

IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

 

 

SO IT'S TIME TO BUY ALL THE PRESENTS

AND PUT THE LIGHTS ON THE TREE!!!1

 

THOSE THREE WORDS ARE NEVER ENOUGH

 

GREAT CHANGES

"MIKE, MY PARENTS ARE CHANGING SO MUCH... I THINK IT'S MY FAULT AND MY BABY NEPHEW'S"

 

"HOW'S THAT???"

 

"LIKE EVERITHYNG IS BETTER. I WAS PLAYING WITH THE VOYAGER TAROT TODAY WITH MY DAD AND HE WAS LISTENING EVERYTHING AND EVEN TOLD ME THAT AS MY GRANDMA WAS SAD WHEN MY FIRST NEPHEW WAS BORN, NOW SHE IS EUPHORIC BECAUSE OF THE BABY NEPHEW"

 

"WHY YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS?"

 

"MY GRANDMA IS SUPPOSSED TO COME MY PLACE FOR THE WEEKEND, BUT IN THE MORNING MY MOM TOLD ME, SO I ASKED HER WHY SHE WAS TELLING ME, AND SHE SAID "CAUSE YOU'RE PART OF THE FAMILY"..."

 

"REALLY???"

 

"SO I TOLD HER "MOM, IF SHE DOESN'T BOTHER ME, I AGREE"

 

"HUGE CHANGE..."

 

"YES, I TOLD YOU THINGS WERE CHANGING FOR THE BETTER"

 

"WELL, IF YOU CAN MAKE YOUR PET HUMAN..."

 

"???"

 

"SOMETIMES YOU JUST DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN VALUE"

 

"REALLY???"

 

"YOU NEED TO BE TOLD ABOUT THAT, IF NOT, YOU DON'T SEE IT"

 

"I<3U"

 

"I KNOW"

 

HERMOIONE'S GREAT IDEA

"YOU KNOW MIKE? HERMIONE SAID THAT THE SORTING HAT DID NOT KNOW IF PUT HER IN RAVENCLAW OR GRYFFINDOR, BUT AT THE END THE HAT DECIDED THAT SHE WAS GRYFFINDOR FOR HER COURAGE WAS HIGHER THAN HER INTELIGENCE"

 

"I DID NOT KNOW THAT"

 

"THAT'S WHY SHE LOVES TO STUDY AND MAKES HOMEWORKS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, TO GET RID OF THE HOMEWORKS. PLUS SHE HAD PLANS AND IDEAS THAT WERE TOO SMART, AND SHE WAS THE KNOW-IT-ALL AND ALL THAT. JK ROWLING SAID THAT SHE WAS INSECURE, THAT'S WHY SHE WAS COMPETITIVE TO SHOW HERSELF SHE COULD BE THE BEST"

 

"???"

 

"IN SECOND YEAR MALFOY CALLED HER MUDBLOOD AND SHE CRIED. BUT IN THIRD YEAR SHE WAS OVER IT, SO WHEN MALFOY STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE MUDBLOODS AND HE SAID THAT HAGRID WAS PATHETIC FOR BEING A WIZARD, HERMIONE JUST PUNCHED HIM, INSTEAD OF SOLVING THE SITUATION WITH HER INTELIGENCE"

 

"OH, I SEE"

 

"LOOK, HARRY WAS A HORCRUX, THAT'S WHY THE SORTING HAT SAID THAT HARRY COULD BE A BETTER SLYTHERING STUDENT. BUT HARRY DID NOT WANT THAT AND THE HAT RESPECTED HARRY'S DECISION, SO HE WAS PUT IN GRYFFINDOR"

 

"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS???"

 

"WELL HERMIONE WAS INTELLIGENT, SO IN YEAR FIVE WHEN THINGS WERE DIFFICULT AND NOBODY WAS DOING ANYTHING, SHE DECIDED TO MAKE THE DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY. WELL, HARRY POTTER IS ANTI-LITERATURE AND ALSO STEAMPUNK, SO THE PUNK SIDE OF THE BOOKS WAS SHOWN HERE, WITH HERMIONE MAKING DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY TO FIGHT AGAINST THE RULES OF THE SCHOOL. THAT ENDED WITH THE ILLEGAL INFILTRATION TO THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC. LIKE ALL CHARACTERS WERE ALL THE TIME AGAINST THE RULES"

 

 

 

 

 

"???"

 

"MIKE, YOU'VE READ ALL THE BOOKS..."

 

"YES?"

 

"C'MON"

 

"IT'S JUST YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT ART, LITERATURE AND GLOBAL CULTURE. YES, YOU ARE FROM RAVENCLAW, HOW CAN YOU MAKE 1000 ASSOCIATIONS READING HARRY POTTER???"

 

"HAS WON A LOT OF PRICES"

 

"I'M SAYING: YOU'RE SMART"

 

"???"

 

"KUSS MICH?"