"MIKE, WE NEED TO TALK"
O.O
SHIT!!!
"BOUT WHAT?"
"WHEN I SEE A WALL AND I TELL YOU NOT TO HIT YOUR HEAD WITH IT... I REALLY MEAN IT"
""WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS?"
"BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU"
"WHAT? YOU CUB!"
"LOOK, I DID NOT AUTHORIZE YOU TO WRITE THE STAND UP POST YOU JUST PUBLISHED. BUT YOU INSISTED AND I STILL SAID NO, ANYWAY I LET YOU HIT THE WALL WITH YOUR HEAD"
"WELL, MAYBE, BUT I REALLY MEANT THAT"
"MAKE THAT CLEAR YOU MEANT THAT"
"YOU MEAN THAT TOO!!!"
"THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WILL MAKE THINKS LIKE THAT PUBLIC ON THE NET"
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND"
"WELL, I THINK NOBODY GOT IT. AND THEY GOT IT ALL AROUND. IT WILL TAKE TIME FOR THAT POST TO BE REALLY UNDERSTOOD, I THINK IT'S KINDA CONTROVERSIAL, BUT THANKS FOR EXPLAINING BETTER WHY I KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS IN SELF DEFENSE. I APPRECIATE THAT"
"SEEMS TO ME YOU ARE CALLING ME AN... IDIOT"
"I DID NOT SAY THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT"
"WELL. ANYWAY"
"MAYBE IN NEXT CENTURY PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WROTE. IT IS TRUE: IF YOU ARE A MUTANT YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF AND MAKE OTHERS RESPECT YOU. BUT YOU COULD HAVE WROTE THE POST IN A HELLO KITTY MODE, NOT HAPPY TREE FRIENDS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
"NO. BEN COHEN WOULD SAY I DID THE RIGHT THING"
"I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT. I DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT BEN COHEN, NEITHER HOW POLITICALLY CORRECT HE MANAGES STAND UP FOUNDATION. LIKE I ONLY KNOW HOW HE LOOKS WET, SHIRTLESS OR IN UNDIES. AND HE USED TO PLAY RUGBY IN UK. BESIDES THAT I'M CLUELESS"
"WHATEVER! CUB!"
"WELL, MADE THAT POINT CLEAR, I COULD NOT BUY CANVAS TODAY. THE STORE OWNER HAD A HANGOVER AND THE STORE WAS CLOSED"
"SO... WHY DID YOU NOT BUY CANVAS ANYWHERE ELSE???"
"CAUSE IN THIS STORE CANVASES ARE AT 50%"
"AH, WELL. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN... SO MUCH"
"YEAH, AND I HAD 20 BUCKS IN MY POCKET THAT'S 6 CANVASES 40 X 50 CMS SIZE. ANYWERE ELSE IT WOULD BE ONLY 3 FOR AN EYE"
"OH YEAH. I GET IT. SO WHAT YOU'LL DO"
"IMPROVISE"
"WHAT????"
"I HAVE SOME HIGH QUALITY CHALK PASTELS. NEVER USED THEM BEFORE IN A """REAL""" WORK, THAT'S WHY I'LL IMPROVISE"
"SO NOW YOU COULD MAKE A REALLY AWFUL WORK"
"YES. BUT LET'S HOPE THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. THOSE CHALK PASTELS COSTED ME VERY EXPENSIVE"
"AND WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DRAW???"
"SOME ANIME CHARACTERS"
"LIKE WHO?"
"SHERYL NOME"
"REALLY???"
"HELL... YEAH!!!"
"BUT IF THEY ARE CHALK PASTELS AND YOU DON'T SCREW THE DRAWINGS... YOU COULD MAKE A LOT IN LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES YOU MAKE A PAINTING"
"YEAH. I KNOW THAT" SAID MY STUD SMILING HAPPILY.
"WELL, I WON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THE STAND UP POST. PEOPLE LIKE US, MUTANTS, NEED TO DEVELOP COURAGE."
"WHATEVER"
THIS GUY!!!!!
Saturday, September 21, 2013
STAND UP AGAINST BULLYING!!!!
"CUB, I KNOW YOU KICKED THE ASS TO THAT GUY. BUT LET'S GET REAL. THAT GUY BULLIED YOU ALL YOUR LIFE. NOT ONLY PSICHOLOGICALLY. HE KICKED YOUR ASS COUNTLESS TIMES. AND WHEN HE GOT A GIRLFRIEND, THEY BULLIED YOU TOGETHER, OVERALL WHEN YOU WERE VULNERABLE, LIKE SPITTINIG YOU WHEN YOU WERE ON THE FLOOR. NOW THEY WILL BULLY YOU NO MORE"
"EH... THAT'S TRUE" SAID THE STUD CONFUSED.
"AND YOU DID THAT IN SELF DEFENSE, SO THAT GUY NOT ONLY KICKED YOUR DOG SO HURT AND SO MANY TIMES I'M SURPRISED YOUR PET DOES NOT HAVE A RIB BROKEN"
"OH WELL... THAT'S TRUE..." SAID THE HUNK IN NEUTRAL TONE "WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING?"
"I MEAN WE ARE MUTANT AND PROUD!!! AND YOU'RE SO PROUD YOU CAN KICK SOMEONE'S ASS IF YOU ARE BULLIED, IN ORDER TO DEFEND YOUR MUTANT STATUS"
"YES, THAT'S TRUE. BUT YOU KNOW I TRIED THE PACIFIC WAY AS LONG AS I COULD, BUT THAT JUST DID NOT WORK. YOU KNOW I'M INTO LOVE AND PEACE..."
"BUT LOOK. WHEN SOMEONE'S BULLIED, BULLIED PEOPLE ARE PRONE TO CRY AND LET OTHER PEOPLE HIT THEM. THEY DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO STAND UP AND FIGHT BACK. YOU DO. THAT'S A GOOD EXAMPLE"
"REALLY???"
"OF COURSE. THINK ABOUT IT. A LOT OF BULLIED PEOPLE ARE DYING CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE OR PERSONALITY TO STOP BULLIES, AND STAND UP AGAINST BULLYING. WHAT YOU DID IS A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE. LOOK IF SOMEONE READ THIS AND WE SAVE ONE LIFE, I'LL BE HAPPY"
"WELL, THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE"
"OF COURSE. YOU REALIZED THE PACIFIC WAY IS NOT ENOUGH SOMETIMES. SO YOU DEFENDED YOURSERLF AND YOUR CRYING INJURED PET. NOT TO MENTION YOU GOT SOME BRUISES IN THE PROCESS. I MEAN, PURPLE SPOTS. BUT YOU DID NOT CARE, CAUSE YOU WERE DEFENDING YOUR MUTANT STATUS, YOUR BELIEFS AND WHAT IS IMPORTANT TO YOU... YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME?"
"YES?"
"WELL. LET YOUR FAMILIY THINK SHIT. WHAT YOU DID WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. AND NOW YOU ARE ASSUMING ALL THE CONSEQUENCES, AND YOU DON'T CARE, YOU DON'T REGRET IT, CAUSE YOU DECIDED TO DO THAT"
"OH I AM BLUSHING"
"YES, IT IS DIFFERENT IF YOU ARE BULLIED AND YOU CRY FOR IT. BUT YOU ARE A WARRIOR, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YOU ARE BRAVE AND WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING, YOU FIND THE WAY TO MAKE IT STOP. USUALLY YOU GO WITH THE LOVE AND PEACE WAY, BUT AT SOME POINT, THAT IS NOT ENOUGH. YOU ARE A HERO, GET REAL"
"OH, I'M A HERO."
"WELL YOU SAY YOU ARE MUTANT AND YOU ARE MAGNETO AND ALL THAT STUFF. WELL, IT'S REAL. AND MAGNETO IS A HERO, AS IN THE X-MEN UNIVERSE THERE ARE NO GOOD OR BAD PEOPLE. JUST DIFFERENT PEOPLE, WHO HAVE THEIR REASONS TO DO WHAT THEY DO"
"I SEE YOUR POINT"
"SO LET THE HUMANS TALK SHIT ABOUT MUTANTS. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND US. AND THEY DON'T TRY TO. AND THEY WON'T. THEY WILL ONLY FEEL FEAR AND THAT FEAR WILL BECOME HATRED, AS HAPPENNED NOW WITH YOU"
"WELL, YOU ARE JUST RIGHT ABOUT IT"
"SO I'LL POST THIS VIDEO, HOPING THIS WILL HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE TO THINK DIFFERENT AND TAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES"
YOU KISSED A GIRL????!!!!
SO I FOUND MY BOYFRIEND TALKING ALONE AND THIS IS WHAT I LISTENED, TAKE A LOOK >_<
"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT" ??? WHAT??? O.O "HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT" SHIT!!! "IT FELT SO RIGHT, DON'T MEAN I'M IN LOVE..."
"WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!" I SHOUTED "YOU... CUB OF HELL!!!"
"NOTHING. WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?" SAID THE CUB WITH HAMTARO -I DID NO WRONG THING- EYES.
"YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU KISSED A GIRL!"
"WELL.. I'VE BEEN THERE... AS YOU TOO... WAIT A SEC... WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"
"I HEARD IT, YOU JUST SAID IT"
"SO NOT ONLY LOVE CAN BE BLIND, BUT ALSO JEALOUSY, LOOK AT YOU, MIKE! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!!!"
"HAVING YOUR HEAD WOULD BE EMBARRASSING!!! OVER A SILVER PLATE!"
"IT'S A... EHEM!... SONG, HONEY. A KATY PERRY'S SONG"
"WHAT?"
"YOU DO LISTEN TO KATY PERRY BUT YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN. AND NOW YOUR BLIND JEALOUSY DID NOT LET YOU SEE I WAS SINGING A KATY PERRY'S SONG"
"WHAT? AH. YES. THAT SONG" I SAID SCRATCHING MY HEAD.
"YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ALL KATY PERRY'S SONGS" SAID THE CUB MISTERIOUSLY SMILING.
"WHAT? WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? I DON'T GET IT"
"YEAH, DOESN'T MATTER..."
"IT DOESN'T"
"I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY, YOU NOTICED?"
"EH... YEAH" WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT?
"TOLD YOU I WAS BLUE YESTERDAY AND TODAY I WOULD BE OKAY! AND... I'M OKAY!!!"
"CUB?"
"YOU KNOW? I'VE BEEN LETTING MY PET SLEEP IN MY BED THESE DAYS. I HAVE TO MAKE HER THERAPY AFTER THE PERSON THAT GOT THE ASS KICKED BY ME TREATED HER LIKE A SOCCER BALL. YOU KNOW? IF I TALKED TO PETA WITH MY FAMILY, I WOULD WIN THIS CASE. BUT I HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING THAT ANYMORE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I WONDER IF THOSE GUYS ARE JACKASSES CAUSE THEY ARE CHILEAN OR CAUSE THEY'RE JUST JACKASSES... NEVERMIND, TURNED THE PAGE"
"YOU ARE CHILEAN TOO"
"I KNOW, BUT WHEREVER STORE I GO THEY ASK ME IF I SPEAK SPANISH. SORRY, NO OFFENSE, BUT IT'S TRUE"
"REALLY GOOD MOOD TODAY!!!"
"YEAH. I WATCHED A GOSSIP GIRL EPISODE AND I FEEL JUST SO GOOOOOOD!!! YOU KNOW WATCHING MY MUSE BLAIR WALDORF JUST MAKES ME... HAPPY!!!"
"YOU SAID YOU'D BUY CANVAS TODAY"
"YES, I DUNNO IF THE STORE IS OPEN. SO I DUNNO IF I'LL CALL TO VERIFY OR JUST GO, YOU KNOW, THIS WEEK WAS LIKE A WHOLE 7-DAY HOLYDAY BECAUSE OF THE DAY OF THE INDEPENDENCE. BUT TODAY IS NOT HOLYDAY, BUT MAYBE THE STORE OWNER GOT A HANGOVER... SO I DUNNO IF IT WILL BE OPEN, THE STORE."
"YES, SURE" WHY THIS CUB IS TALKING LIKE SAYING ---ANOTHER THING---????
"WELL, LOOK. I HAVE A LOT TO DO TODAY. NOW AT LEAST ONE PERSON IS LOOKING AT MY PAINTINGS, WITH REAL INTEREST, I'M IN THE MOOD TO PAINT"
"SURE"
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT??????
"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT" ??? WHAT??? O.O "HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT" SHIT!!! "IT FELT SO RIGHT, DON'T MEAN I'M IN LOVE..."
"WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!" I SHOUTED "YOU... CUB OF HELL!!!"
"NOTHING. WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?" SAID THE CUB WITH HAMTARO -I DID NO WRONG THING- EYES.
"YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU KISSED A GIRL!"
"WELL.. I'VE BEEN THERE... AS YOU TOO... WAIT A SEC... WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"
"I HEARD IT, YOU JUST SAID IT"
"SO NOT ONLY LOVE CAN BE BLIND, BUT ALSO JEALOUSY, LOOK AT YOU, MIKE! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!!!"
"HAVING YOUR HEAD WOULD BE EMBARRASSING!!! OVER A SILVER PLATE!"
"IT'S A... EHEM!... SONG, HONEY. A KATY PERRY'S SONG"
"WHAT?"
"YOU DO LISTEN TO KATY PERRY BUT YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN. AND NOW YOUR BLIND JEALOUSY DID NOT LET YOU SEE I WAS SINGING A KATY PERRY'S SONG"
"WHAT? AH. YES. THAT SONG" I SAID SCRATCHING MY HEAD.
"YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ALL KATY PERRY'S SONGS" SAID THE CUB MISTERIOUSLY SMILING.
"WHAT? WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? I DON'T GET IT"
"YEAH, DOESN'T MATTER..."
"IT DOESN'T"
"I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY, YOU NOTICED?"
"EH... YEAH" WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT?
"TOLD YOU I WAS BLUE YESTERDAY AND TODAY I WOULD BE OKAY! AND... I'M OKAY!!!"
"CUB?"
"YOU KNOW? I'VE BEEN LETTING MY PET SLEEP IN MY BED THESE DAYS. I HAVE TO MAKE HER THERAPY AFTER THE PERSON THAT GOT THE ASS KICKED BY ME TREATED HER LIKE A SOCCER BALL. YOU KNOW? IF I TALKED TO PETA WITH MY FAMILY, I WOULD WIN THIS CASE. BUT I HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING THAT ANYMORE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I WONDER IF THOSE GUYS ARE JACKASSES CAUSE THEY ARE CHILEAN OR CAUSE THEY'RE JUST JACKASSES... NEVERMIND, TURNED THE PAGE"
"YOU ARE CHILEAN TOO"
"I KNOW, BUT WHEREVER STORE I GO THEY ASK ME IF I SPEAK SPANISH. SORRY, NO OFFENSE, BUT IT'S TRUE"
"REALLY GOOD MOOD TODAY!!!"
"YEAH. I WATCHED A GOSSIP GIRL EPISODE AND I FEEL JUST SO GOOOOOOD!!! YOU KNOW WATCHING MY MUSE BLAIR WALDORF JUST MAKES ME... HAPPY!!!"
"YOU SAID YOU'D BUY CANVAS TODAY"
"YES, I DUNNO IF THE STORE IS OPEN. SO I DUNNO IF I'LL CALL TO VERIFY OR JUST GO, YOU KNOW, THIS WEEK WAS LIKE A WHOLE 7-DAY HOLYDAY BECAUSE OF THE DAY OF THE INDEPENDENCE. BUT TODAY IS NOT HOLYDAY, BUT MAYBE THE STORE OWNER GOT A HANGOVER... SO I DUNNO IF IT WILL BE OPEN, THE STORE."
"YES, SURE" WHY THIS CUB IS TALKING LIKE SAYING ---ANOTHER THING---????
"WELL, LOOK. I HAVE A LOT TO DO TODAY. NOW AT LEAST ONE PERSON IS LOOKING AT MY PAINTINGS, WITH REAL INTEREST, I'M IN THE MOOD TO PAINT"
"SURE"
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT??????
Friday, September 20, 2013
"FAMILY" SECRET MEANING!!!!!
· FAMILY:
ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WORLDWIDE MEANINGS
"SOMETHING THAT IS NOT PERFECT. CONVENCTIONALLY SHOULD WORK BUT THE REAL THING IS, THAT IT'S JUST DISFUNCTIONAL. IT IS ALSO SOMETHING YOU'RE CLUELESS ABOUT. AND YOUR CLUELESSNESS LEVEL IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE POKER FACE CAPACITY OF THE FAMILY MEMBERS."
ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WORLDWIDE MEANINGS
"SOMETHING THAT IS NOT PERFECT. CONVENCTIONALLY SHOULD WORK BUT THE REAL THING IS, THAT IT'S JUST DISFUNCTIONAL. IT IS ALSO SOMETHING YOU'RE CLUELESS ABOUT. AND YOUR CLUELESSNESS LEVEL IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE POKER FACE CAPACITY OF THE FAMILY MEMBERS."
WHY YOU DON'T HELP OTHER PEOPLE????!!!!
"HAVE YOU HEARD THAT ABSURD SENTENCE, MIKE?"
"NOPE. WHICH???" I ASKED.
"I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES I'VE SEEN THAT AN ANGRY PERSON ASKS WITH ANGER TO ANOTHER """WHY DON'T YOU HELP OTHER PEOPLE???!!!""". LIKE THEY KNEW EACH OTHER AND THE ANGRY PERSON HAD POWER OVER THE OTHER AND HE HAD THE TOTAL RIGHT -?- TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
"WELL. EACH PERSON HAS HIS LIFE AND TAKES HIS (OR HERS) DECITIONS, BASED ON THEIR OWN CRITERIA. THIS MEANS INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM IS VERY IMPORTANT. SO IF NOBODY WANTS TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO... WHAT WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR? THE ANGRY PERSON HERE PLAYS A BOSSY ROLE NOBODY GAVE TO HIM OR HER"
"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?"
"CAUSE I DON'T HELP OTHER PEOPLE"
"WHY NOT? I MEAN... CAN I KNOW?"
"WELL, YOU KNOW. AFTER SECOND IMPACT NOBODY HELPED ME. MORE LIKE OTHER PERSONS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE MORE DIFFICULT THAN EASIER. BUT HELP? NOT EVEN THERAPISTS DID THAT. I'VE COME THIS FAR ALL BY MYSELF, USING MY OWN STRENGTH. SO WHY SHOULD I """"HELP OTHER PEOPLE?""" "
"I DUNNO. SOUNDS SELFISH TO ME?"
"WELL, I HELPED AN EX-COUSIN TO GET HIGH SCORES IN SATS TO BE ABLE TO STUDY MEDICINE. AND NOW I FIGURED OUT WE ARE NOT EVEN FRIENDS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HELP OTHER PEOPLE?"
"SHIT" O.o "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY"
"I GUESS I HAVE TO MAKE CLEAR THAT AT THAT POINT GOD LEFT ME ALL ALONE. HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME... WHY DID HE LEAVE ME ALL ALONE? NOT EVEN GOD HELPED ME... AND """I HAVE TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE???""" JUST MAKES NO SENSE".
"SOUNDS BITTER".
"I'M JUST BLUE TODAY. TOMORROW I'LL BE FINE"
"BUT YOU DO HELP PEOPLE"
"REALLY? SHIT! HOW? TELL ME. I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!!!"
"YOUR WORK. DON'T PLAY FOOL ON ME"
"NO COMMENTS..."
"NOPE. WHICH???" I ASKED.
"I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES I'VE SEEN THAT AN ANGRY PERSON ASKS WITH ANGER TO ANOTHER """WHY DON'T YOU HELP OTHER PEOPLE???!!!""". LIKE THEY KNEW EACH OTHER AND THE ANGRY PERSON HAD POWER OVER THE OTHER AND HE HAD THE TOTAL RIGHT -?- TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
"WELL. EACH PERSON HAS HIS LIFE AND TAKES HIS (OR HERS) DECITIONS, BASED ON THEIR OWN CRITERIA. THIS MEANS INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM IS VERY IMPORTANT. SO IF NOBODY WANTS TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO... WHAT WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR? THE ANGRY PERSON HERE PLAYS A BOSSY ROLE NOBODY GAVE TO HIM OR HER"
"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?"
"CAUSE I DON'T HELP OTHER PEOPLE"
"WHY NOT? I MEAN... CAN I KNOW?"
"WELL, YOU KNOW. AFTER SECOND IMPACT NOBODY HELPED ME. MORE LIKE OTHER PERSONS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE MORE DIFFICULT THAN EASIER. BUT HELP? NOT EVEN THERAPISTS DID THAT. I'VE COME THIS FAR ALL BY MYSELF, USING MY OWN STRENGTH. SO WHY SHOULD I """"HELP OTHER PEOPLE?""" "
"I DUNNO. SOUNDS SELFISH TO ME?"
"WELL, I HELPED AN EX-COUSIN TO GET HIGH SCORES IN SATS TO BE ABLE TO STUDY MEDICINE. AND NOW I FIGURED OUT WE ARE NOT EVEN FRIENDS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HELP OTHER PEOPLE?"
"SHIT" O.o "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY"
"I GUESS I HAVE TO MAKE CLEAR THAT AT THAT POINT GOD LEFT ME ALL ALONE. HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME... WHY DID HE LEAVE ME ALL ALONE? NOT EVEN GOD HELPED ME... AND """I HAVE TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE???""" JUST MAKES NO SENSE".
"SOUNDS BITTER".
"I'M JUST BLUE TODAY. TOMORROW I'LL BE FINE"
"BUT YOU DO HELP PEOPLE"
"REALLY? SHIT! HOW? TELL ME. I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!!!"
"YOUR WORK. DON'T PLAY FOOL ON ME"
"NO COMMENTS..."
"MODERN FAMILY" TAROT CARDS!!!!!
WERE MADE BY MY CUB WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES!!!
FOR REAL!
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THE SUN
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FOR REAL!
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THE EMPEROR
THE EMPRESS
THE HIGH PRIESTESS THE DEVIL
THE MOON JUDGEMENT
THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE
JUSTICE
THE HIEROPHANT
THE TOWER
THE LOVERS
THE HANGED MAN THE CHARIOT
THE MAGICIAN KING OF CUPS
THE WORLD
THE STAR
THE FOOL
THE HERMIT
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FIXED!!!
MY BOYFRIEND IS SAD AND CRYING!!!!!
SO IN THIS CHAPTER OF THE REALITY. I MEAN. THIS SEASON. MY BOYFRIEND WAS SAD BECAUSE SOME MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY LET HIM DOWN. AND MY BOYFRIEND REALIZED THAT SOME PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE YOUR FRIENDS, ARE REALLY NOT!!!
SO LOOKING AT THE TRUE COLOURS HE FOUND OUT THERE'S PEOPLE WHO CAN SEEM FRIENDLY BUT THE REAL THING IS, THEY WON'T EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND YOU, AND THE WORST PART, YOU CAN CARE ABOUT THEM AND SOMEHOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU CAN REALIZE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN FIRST PLACE.
MY BOYFRIEND IS NOW CRYING UNDER LACK OF COMPREHENSION FROM WHAT WE CALL "FAMILY" AND HE CAN BARELY MOVE BECAUSE HE IS SOOO SAD.
SO THIS VIDEOS ARE DEDICATED TO ALL VOYEURS FROM CHILE.
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO LOOKING AT THE TRUE COLOURS HE FOUND OUT THERE'S PEOPLE WHO CAN SEEM FRIENDLY BUT THE REAL THING IS, THEY WON'T EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND YOU, AND THE WORST PART, YOU CAN CARE ABOUT THEM AND SOMEHOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU CAN REALIZE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN FIRST PLACE.
MY BOYFRIEND IS NOW CRYING UNDER LACK OF COMPREHENSION FROM WHAT WE CALL "FAMILY" AND HE CAN BARELY MOVE BECAUSE HE IS SOOO SAD.
SO THIS VIDEOS ARE DEDICATED TO ALL VOYEURS FROM CHILE.
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CATCHED YOU GUYS!!!!
AFTER THE LAST POST AND ITS POPULARITY IN CHILE. I WANT TO THANK ALL PEOPLE OF CHILE FOR CARING ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND. AND I SEE YOU ARE VERY INTERESTED IF HE IS IN PAIN OR NOT. SO THANKS FOR THAT PRETTY DETAIL.
MIKE LERKOFF.
MIKE LERKOFF.
YOU CAN READ THIS AND TRY TO LISTEN
KICK ASS????
"YOU KNOW" SAID THE CUB "SOMETHING UGLY HAPPENNED THE OTHER DAY AND I ENDED UP KICKING SOMEONE'S ASS"
GOD, THAT SHOULD HAVE HURT. I MEAN, HERE IT COMES, THAT'S A TRUCK AND IS GONNA HIT ME!
"WHO'S ASS???" I ASKED.
"I WOULD TELL YOU BUT WE SAID WE WON'T MENTION REAL NAMES HERE, REMEMBER?"
"OH, YES. I REMEMBER. SO... WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS"
"I TOLD SOME PEOPLE OF THE FAMILY ABOUT IT, CAUSE I HAD MY REASONS TO DO IT AND ALL... BUT THEY WOULD NOT GET IT..."
"AND THE POINT IS???"
"WELL. IT IS NOT THAT WHAT THEY TOLD ME WAS HURTING OR THAT I DID NOT LIKE IT. WHAT IT WAS. BUT WHAT I DISLIKE THE MOST IS... I REALIZED THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE... THAT ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE I HAVE NO INTEREST TO RELATE TO... AND THAT IS JUST LIKE AN UNFORTUNATE SLIGHT... IT HURST CAUSE I HAD ANOTHER IMAGE OF THEM IN MY HEAD AND I SAW SOME TRUE COLOURS I DID NOT LIKE. AND IT HURTS CAUSE I CARE ABOUT THEM AND NOW I REALIZE I NEVER WANTED TO TALK TO THEM, TO BEGIN WITH. NOT FOR A VENOMOUS THING. JUST BECAUSE... I'M NOT INTERESTED... AND ALL THIS JUST MAKES ME DOWN"
"AH. WELL THAT ASS WAS WELL KICKED. I MEAN WELL DONE. PREJUDICIOUS PEOPLE DON'T SEE THE WHOLE PICTURE"
"YES, AND I HAVE PRIDE AND DON'T LIKE PREJUDICE"
HA. THAT'S A BOOK CUB! GOOD JOKE.
"TALKING ABOUT KICKING ASSES... REMEMBER THAT GUY CALLED PHILIPPE???"
"NOPE..."
"THE ONE I TRIED TO HAVE A FLIRT WITH AND IT WAS SO SHOCKING HOW HE... I WOULD KICK HIS ASS!!!"
"OH I REMEMBER. YES! PHILIPPE. WHAT ABOUT THAT"
"WELL, I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM AND I MADE A LIST WITH WHAT HE TOLD ME AND WHAT HE MEANT, GOT IT?"
"ALRIGHT"
HERE THE LIST
WHAT HE SAID / WHAT HE MEANT
-YOU KNOW AT GYMS ARE TRAININGS THAT REALLY MAKE YOU DEVELOP MUSCLE / YOU ARE ALL BONES
-YOU MAKE DIET? YOU DON'T MAKE DIET? / YOU ARE FAT!!!
-WHAT MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO? / DO WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON?
-YOU LISTEN TO POP? WELL I LISTEN TO ROCK / STOP LISTENING POP AND START LISTENING ROCK
-YOU LIKE TO DANCE? I LIKE TO TALK / STOP DANCING AND START TALKING
-WHAT YOU STUDIED? / HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET?
-YOU STUDIED ART?!!! / YOU'RE POOR.
-I DON'T GO OUT AT NIGHT CAUSE OF MY BIOLOGIC CLOCK / YOU WON'T GO OUT AT NIGHT WITH ME
-AND I WILL STUDY TILL I'M THIRTY / YOU WILL DO ALL I TOLD YOU AND YOU WILL WAIT FOR ME UNTIL I'M THIRTY AND THEN "WE" CAN CONSIDER THE IDEA OF GOING OUT ONCE...
"AH. THAT PHILIPPE" I SAID.
"YES. I WOULD KICK HIS ASS!!!"
"WE COULD DO THAT TOGETHET!!!"
"YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT LEGAL, AND THE OTHER DAY THING WAS ALSO IN SELF DEFENSE... YOU KNOW..."
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL.
GOD, THAT SHOULD HAVE HURT. I MEAN, HERE IT COMES, THAT'S A TRUCK AND IS GONNA HIT ME!
"WHO'S ASS???" I ASKED.
"I WOULD TELL YOU BUT WE SAID WE WON'T MENTION REAL NAMES HERE, REMEMBER?"
"OH, YES. I REMEMBER. SO... WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS"
"I TOLD SOME PEOPLE OF THE FAMILY ABOUT IT, CAUSE I HAD MY REASONS TO DO IT AND ALL... BUT THEY WOULD NOT GET IT..."
"AND THE POINT IS???"
"WELL. IT IS NOT THAT WHAT THEY TOLD ME WAS HURTING OR THAT I DID NOT LIKE IT. WHAT IT WAS. BUT WHAT I DISLIKE THE MOST IS... I REALIZED THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE... THAT ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE I HAVE NO INTEREST TO RELATE TO... AND THAT IS JUST LIKE AN UNFORTUNATE SLIGHT... IT HURST CAUSE I HAD ANOTHER IMAGE OF THEM IN MY HEAD AND I SAW SOME TRUE COLOURS I DID NOT LIKE. AND IT HURTS CAUSE I CARE ABOUT THEM AND NOW I REALIZE I NEVER WANTED TO TALK TO THEM, TO BEGIN WITH. NOT FOR A VENOMOUS THING. JUST BECAUSE... I'M NOT INTERESTED... AND ALL THIS JUST MAKES ME DOWN"
"AH. WELL THAT ASS WAS WELL KICKED. I MEAN WELL DONE. PREJUDICIOUS PEOPLE DON'T SEE THE WHOLE PICTURE"
"YES, AND I HAVE PRIDE AND DON'T LIKE PREJUDICE"
HA. THAT'S A BOOK CUB! GOOD JOKE.
"TALKING ABOUT KICKING ASSES... REMEMBER THAT GUY CALLED PHILIPPE???"
"NOPE..."
"THE ONE I TRIED TO HAVE A FLIRT WITH AND IT WAS SO SHOCKING HOW HE... I WOULD KICK HIS ASS!!!"
"OH I REMEMBER. YES! PHILIPPE. WHAT ABOUT THAT"
"WELL, I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM AND I MADE A LIST WITH WHAT HE TOLD ME AND WHAT HE MEANT, GOT IT?"
"ALRIGHT"
HERE THE LIST
WHAT HE SAID / WHAT HE MEANT
-YOU KNOW AT GYMS ARE TRAININGS THAT REALLY MAKE YOU DEVELOP MUSCLE / YOU ARE ALL BONES
-YOU MAKE DIET? YOU DON'T MAKE DIET? / YOU ARE FAT!!!
-WHAT MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO? / DO WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON?
-YOU LISTEN TO POP? WELL I LISTEN TO ROCK / STOP LISTENING POP AND START LISTENING ROCK
-YOU LIKE TO DANCE? I LIKE TO TALK / STOP DANCING AND START TALKING
-WHAT YOU STUDIED? / HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET?
-YOU STUDIED ART?!!! / YOU'RE POOR.
-I DON'T GO OUT AT NIGHT CAUSE OF MY BIOLOGIC CLOCK / YOU WON'T GO OUT AT NIGHT WITH ME
-AND I WILL STUDY TILL I'M THIRTY / YOU WILL DO ALL I TOLD YOU AND YOU WILL WAIT FOR ME UNTIL I'M THIRTY AND THEN "WE" CAN CONSIDER THE IDEA OF GOING OUT ONCE...
"AH. THAT PHILIPPE" I SAID.
"YES. I WOULD KICK HIS ASS!!!"
"WE COULD DO THAT TOGETHET!!!"
"YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT LEGAL, AND THE OTHER DAY THING WAS ALSO IN SELF DEFENSE... YOU KNOW..."
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
SPOTTED ANOTHER TIME!!!!
GEORGINA HAS BEEN SHOPPING AT SOHO
WATCH OUT BLAIR AND SERENA
GEORGINA IS GONNA STEAL YOUR STYLE
AND THEN YOUR BOYFRIENDS
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN THE DEVIL IS BACK IN TOWN
XOXO
GOSSIP BOY
BOOK RECOMENDATION!!!!!
SO THIS BOOK IS ABOUT VAMPIRES. YES. VAMPIRES AGAIN.
THE MAIN CHARACTER IS CALLED ELIZABETH TAYLOR.
THIS MUST BE THE MOST FUNNY BOOK OF THE WHOLE SERIES.
THIS MAIN CHARACTER IS A CROSS BETWEEN CARRIE BRADSHAW AND ALL THE CHARACTERS OF PEANUTS.
SHE LOVES SHOES AS WE CAN SEE IN THE COVER.
AND SHE IS A MODERN VAMPIRE, SHE FIGURES THAT OUT IN THIS BOOK.
IT REALLY MAKES YOU LAUGH, THE BOOK.
AND YOU CAN'T STOP READING IT.
THIS WAS THE BOOK RECOMENDATION OF THE DAY.
BY MIKE LERKOFF.
YOU THINK MY ERIC NORTHMAN PAINTING VALUES MUSHROOM???
"NO", I SAID. "WHY YOU ASK SUCH STUPID QUESTION???"
"WELL...IT'S JUST I REMEMBER WHAT TOLD ME THE PERSON WHO WAS EATING LEMON WHEN WATCHED IT AND... I DON'T KNOW..."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" O.o
"THAT MAYBE THAT PERSON WAS RIGHT AND THAT PAINTING... VALUES MUSHROOM... LIKE THE "STRANDED" MOVIE WE SAW CAUSE YOU CHOSE IT... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
"NO. AND LOOK. THAT MOVIE WAS BAD. I CHOSE IT, YES. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SAY IT 24/7, ALRIGHT?"
"BUT I GOT UNSURE OF MY TALENT. SO... I DUNNO IF I SHOULD MAKE THAT PAINTING AGAIN..."
"WHAT???"
"YES. I'M GONNA DESTROY THAT ERIC NORTHMAN PAINTING, IN A VERY VAN GOGH STYLE!!!"
"BECAUSE???"
"IT'S JUST THE COLOURS DON'T LOOK GOOD... OR THEY DO... NO THEY DON'T, BUT THEY DO"
"I DON'T LIKE THIS JOKE!!!"
"MIKE, FOR REAL..."
"LOOK I SEE YOUR POKER FACE, YOU'RE NOT KIDDING WITH ME NOW, LOOK. IT'S NOT A GOOD JOKE, FOR REAL, CUB!"
"BUT IT'S LIKE A SKETCH OR A DRAFT, NO, I'LL BURN THAT PAINTING"
"YOU WHAT??? YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT... STOP!!! IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!"
"YES I KNOW... BUT IMAGINE I HAD LOW SELF-ESTEEM OR I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT ART... THE CLEMENT GREENBERG GHOST WOULD FOLLOW ME FOREVER!!!"
WELL I SEE HIS POINT.
"IT IS NOT THE CASE" I SERIOUSLY SAID.
"I KNOW. THAT PAINTING IS JUST OUTSTANDING. YOU KNOW? I DISCOVERED A TRICK I NEVER USED BEFORE IN PAINTINGS. IT'S ABOUT THE TECHNIQUE AND THE ACRYLIC, I KNOW NOW HOW TO DO AN EFFECT I NEVER COULD BEFORE. WICH MEANS IM OVER-HAPPY WITH THE RESULT. I COULD FINALLY MAKE THAT EFFECT IMPRESSIONISTS DID WITH THE PATCHES"
"WHICH MEANS TO YOU, THAT ERIC PAINTING LOOKS BETTER THAN THE ONES YOU DID BEFORE"
"EXACTLY"
"WILL YOU FINISH THE GEORGINA PAINTING?"
"SOON"
"WHAT IF YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID?"
"WELL, I'M NOT" SAID THE CUB SHOULDERS UP, SMILING.
THIS GUY. I JUST LOVE HIM.
"WELL...IT'S JUST I REMEMBER WHAT TOLD ME THE PERSON WHO WAS EATING LEMON WHEN WATCHED IT AND... I DON'T KNOW..."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" O.o
"THAT MAYBE THAT PERSON WAS RIGHT AND THAT PAINTING... VALUES MUSHROOM... LIKE THE "STRANDED" MOVIE WE SAW CAUSE YOU CHOSE IT... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
"NO. AND LOOK. THAT MOVIE WAS BAD. I CHOSE IT, YES. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SAY IT 24/7, ALRIGHT?"
"BUT I GOT UNSURE OF MY TALENT. SO... I DUNNO IF I SHOULD MAKE THAT PAINTING AGAIN..."
"WHAT???"
"YES. I'M GONNA DESTROY THAT ERIC NORTHMAN PAINTING, IN A VERY VAN GOGH STYLE!!!"
"BECAUSE???"
"IT'S JUST THE COLOURS DON'T LOOK GOOD... OR THEY DO... NO THEY DON'T, BUT THEY DO"
"I DON'T LIKE THIS JOKE!!!"
"MIKE, FOR REAL..."
"LOOK I SEE YOUR POKER FACE, YOU'RE NOT KIDDING WITH ME NOW, LOOK. IT'S NOT A GOOD JOKE, FOR REAL, CUB!"
"BUT IT'S LIKE A SKETCH OR A DRAFT, NO, I'LL BURN THAT PAINTING"
"YOU WHAT??? YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT... STOP!!! IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!"
"YES I KNOW... BUT IMAGINE I HAD LOW SELF-ESTEEM OR I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT ART... THE CLEMENT GREENBERG GHOST WOULD FOLLOW ME FOREVER!!!"
WELL I SEE HIS POINT.
"IT IS NOT THE CASE" I SERIOUSLY SAID.
"I KNOW. THAT PAINTING IS JUST OUTSTANDING. YOU KNOW? I DISCOVERED A TRICK I NEVER USED BEFORE IN PAINTINGS. IT'S ABOUT THE TECHNIQUE AND THE ACRYLIC, I KNOW NOW HOW TO DO AN EFFECT I NEVER COULD BEFORE. WICH MEANS IM OVER-HAPPY WITH THE RESULT. I COULD FINALLY MAKE THAT EFFECT IMPRESSIONISTS DID WITH THE PATCHES"
"WHICH MEANS TO YOU, THAT ERIC PAINTING LOOKS BETTER THAN THE ONES YOU DID BEFORE"
"EXACTLY"
"WILL YOU FINISH THE GEORGINA PAINTING?"
"SOON"
"WHAT IF YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID?"
"WELL, I'M NOT" SAID THE CUB SHOULDERS UP, SMILING.
THIS GUY. I JUST LOVE HIM.
SPOTTED AGAIN!!!!
I'VE BEEN SENT A PHOTO!!!
GEORGINA WAS WALKING
DOWN WALL STREET
WILL SHE GO MEET CHUCK???
IT SEEMS THE DEVIL
IS GOING TO SEE THE DEVIL
BLAIR, I TOLD YOU...
WHO AM I?
THAT'S A LITTLE SECRET
I'LL NEVER TELL
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME
XOXO
GOSSIP BOY
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
SPOTTED!!!!
I'VE BEEN TOLD
GEORGINA WAS SPOTTED
AROUND CENTRAL PARK
WATCH OUT BLAIR AND SERENA
IT SEEMS THE DEVIL IS IN TOWN
POOR "S"
WHO AM I?
I WON'T TELL
XOXO
GOSSIP BOY
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA!!!!
GEORGINA'S BACK????
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT
WHO AM I?
THAT'S A LITTLE SECRET I'LL NEVER TELL
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME
XOXO
GOSSIP BOY
Monday, September 16, 2013
"VALUES MUSHROOM" SECRET MEANING!!!!
· VALUES MUSHROOM:
ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WORLDWIDE MEANINGS
"CHILEAN SLANG TO SAY SOMETHING SUCKS OR IS WORTHLESS, SO HAS NO CASH REAL VALUE IN THE MARKET. CAN ALSO BE A HOAX OR APPLIED TO A LOW BUDGET MOVIE (LIKE "STRANDED") "
ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WORLDWIDE MEANINGS
"CHILEAN SLANG TO SAY SOMETHING SUCKS OR IS WORTHLESS, SO HAS NO CASH REAL VALUE IN THE MARKET. CAN ALSO BE A HOAX OR APPLIED TO A LOW BUDGET MOVIE (LIKE "STRANDED") "
YOUR ERIC PAINTING VALUES MUSHROOM???
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THE PERFUME ii THE REVENGE
"CUB YOU LOOK SWEATY"
"YES" SAID THE CUB "IT'S HOT, THE WEATHER... I MEAN"
"WELL THE PERFECT MOMENT IS NOW TO MAKE THINGS EVEN. EVEN STEVEN???? WE'LL MAKE A ---SQUAAARE-- JUST LIKE KILL BILL'S BRIDE" I SAID IN SERIOUS TENSE.
"LOOK, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" SAID THE GREAT HUNK.
"I MEAN... "
"WHICH OF ALL THINGS I MAKE YOU ANNOY, YOU'RE TALKING NOW???"
SHIT!
O.o
"SO YOU'RE FAST AND FURIOUS NOW? IT WAS NOT FAST AND CURIOUS??? LOOK. YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK".
"SURE, WHATEVER..." SAID THE CUB SCRATCHING HIS HEAD AND SHOWING OFF A LOT OF MEAT AS HE WAS WEARING A SLEEVELESS CK SHIRT. AND BLACK. LIKE IT WAS DUST IN THE WIND!!!! THIS GUY!!! DOES NOT HAVE A MIRROR???!!!
"SO" I CONTINUED "I AM ANGRY ABOUT YOUR FUCKING OBSESSION WITH PERFUMES. AND. AS IT ALL STARTED WITH THE PERFUME. IT WILL END IN THE SAME PLACE. SO WE MAKE A PERFECT CIRCLE OF LIFE AND MAKE KARMA COME BACK AROUND, ALRIGHT?"
"WHAT" SAID THE CUB, SMILED, AND LAUGHED.
"FIRST, I'LL TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF" I SAID SERIOUSLY TALKING.
"WE'LL PLAY DOCTOR? WHAT'S WRONG?" SAID SUPER HUNK GIGGLING. AND I SAW STARS IN THOSE EYES.
"I SEE YOU. WANT TO MANIPULATE ME, AS USUALLY, AND I WON'T FALL IN YOUR BEAR CUB TRAP! I WON'T GET NERVOUS. THIS TIME
I WON'T"
HAVE YOU SEEN THE BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO "I WANNA GO"? AT THE END A BEAR SAYS TO BRITNEY HE LIKES SEASHELLS. AND BRITNEY MAKES A GESTURE OF "I DON'T GET IT?" WITH HIS FACE. THE SAME GESTURE DID THE CUB.
"HONEY, WHAT YOU DRANK?" SAID THE CUB.
SO I TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT, THEN HIS PANTS AND SNEAKERS AND SOCKS. AND WHAT I SAW? RED TOMMY HILFIGER STRETCH BOXERS.
"NOW WHAT? MIKE I KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO DO IT AND YOU KNOW, NOW YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS NOT THE SAME. YOU'LL EXPLAIN OR YOU WON'T?"
"WELL" I SAID PUTTING THE PROPPER FABRIC FOR THIS PURPOSE OVER THE COACH.
"NEVER SEEN THIS KIND OF FABRIC BEFORE"
"CUB, YOU JUST CAN RECOGNIZE COTTON, LINEN AND ACRYLIC. WELL, WHOOL TOO, THAT MAKES 4 FABRICS. YOU DON'T KNOW ALL FABRICS, ABOUT THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING, GET REAL AND GET UP THE COUCH"
"YES BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT IN CLOTHES. AND EVEN I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY CLOTHES I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE. IN STORES, INTERNET, BOOKS, OR MAGAZINES."
"SHIT. WELL. HERE I GO. YES. YOU DON'T WEAR THIS FABRIC. LOOK. I'LL COVER IT IN BUTTER" THE LOOK IN HIS EYEES "LOOK CUB, DON'T INTERRUPT ME. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS STUFF. IT'S ABOUT THE PERFUME. SO YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH YOUR PERFUMES"
"YOU TOO"
"SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK. I'LL COVER THIS WITH BUTTER. AND YOU'LL GET OVER IT. AND LAY IN THE COUCH. THEN I WILL COVER YOU WITH BUTTER AND THEN WITH THE REST OF THE FABRIC."
"SO YOU'LL MAKE A PERFUME WITH ME... I GOT IT. I DUNNO, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT IT. HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE TO STAY STILL??? CAUSE IF IT'S..."
"WELL YOU'LL BE SURE AS WHEN GRENOUILLE TRYED TO DO THIS WITH HIS BEST MANNERS AND HE FOUND OUT HE COULDN'T HE ENDED UP KILLING A GIRL. A MAN IN YOUR CASE, WHY YOU CUB!!! ARE GIGGLING???!!!"
"THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!! I DON'T SEE WHY YOU WANT TO... HA HA"
"YES, YOU BEAR CUB OF HELL, YOU DON'KNOW I KNOW YOU ARE THE MALE VERSION OF POISON IVY. YOUR PHEROMONES AND ALL THAT. PEOPLE HAVE TO TAKE SPECIAL DRINKS FOR IT!!! IT'S NOT FAIR YOU SHOW OFF ALL THAT PHEROMONE POWER ON YOUR OWN. SO I'M MAKING A PERFUME WITH YOU!!!"
"AL---RIGHT!!!" SAID THE CUB LAUGHING OUT LOUD.
"AND IT'S THREE HOURS"
"SURE" SAID HIM SMILING.
THIS GUY!!!
"YES" SAID THE CUB "IT'S HOT, THE WEATHER... I MEAN"
"WELL THE PERFECT MOMENT IS NOW TO MAKE THINGS EVEN. EVEN STEVEN???? WE'LL MAKE A ---SQUAAARE-- JUST LIKE KILL BILL'S BRIDE" I SAID IN SERIOUS TENSE.
"LOOK, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" SAID THE GREAT HUNK.
"I MEAN... "
"WHICH OF ALL THINGS I MAKE YOU ANNOY, YOU'RE TALKING NOW???"
SHIT!
O.o
"SO YOU'RE FAST AND FURIOUS NOW? IT WAS NOT FAST AND CURIOUS??? LOOK. YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK".
"SURE, WHATEVER..." SAID THE CUB SCRATCHING HIS HEAD AND SHOWING OFF A LOT OF MEAT AS HE WAS WEARING A SLEEVELESS CK SHIRT. AND BLACK. LIKE IT WAS DUST IN THE WIND!!!! THIS GUY!!! DOES NOT HAVE A MIRROR???!!!
"SO" I CONTINUED "I AM ANGRY ABOUT YOUR FUCKING OBSESSION WITH PERFUMES. AND. AS IT ALL STARTED WITH THE PERFUME. IT WILL END IN THE SAME PLACE. SO WE MAKE A PERFECT CIRCLE OF LIFE AND MAKE KARMA COME BACK AROUND, ALRIGHT?"
"WHAT" SAID THE CUB, SMILED, AND LAUGHED.
"FIRST, I'LL TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF" I SAID SERIOUSLY TALKING.
"WE'LL PLAY DOCTOR? WHAT'S WRONG?" SAID SUPER HUNK GIGGLING. AND I SAW STARS IN THOSE EYES.
"I SEE YOU. WANT TO MANIPULATE ME, AS USUALLY, AND I WON'T FALL IN YOUR BEAR CUB TRAP! I WON'T GET NERVOUS. THIS TIME
I WON'T"
HAVE YOU SEEN THE BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO "I WANNA GO"? AT THE END A BEAR SAYS TO BRITNEY HE LIKES SEASHELLS. AND BRITNEY MAKES A GESTURE OF "I DON'T GET IT?" WITH HIS FACE. THE SAME GESTURE DID THE CUB.
"HONEY, WHAT YOU DRANK?" SAID THE CUB.
SO I TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT, THEN HIS PANTS AND SNEAKERS AND SOCKS. AND WHAT I SAW? RED TOMMY HILFIGER STRETCH BOXERS.
"NOW WHAT? MIKE I KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO DO IT AND YOU KNOW, NOW YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS NOT THE SAME. YOU'LL EXPLAIN OR YOU WON'T?"
"WELL" I SAID PUTTING THE PROPPER FABRIC FOR THIS PURPOSE OVER THE COACH.
"NEVER SEEN THIS KIND OF FABRIC BEFORE"
"CUB, YOU JUST CAN RECOGNIZE COTTON, LINEN AND ACRYLIC. WELL, WHOOL TOO, THAT MAKES 4 FABRICS. YOU DON'T KNOW ALL FABRICS, ABOUT THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING, GET REAL AND GET UP THE COUCH"
"YES BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT IN CLOTHES. AND EVEN I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY CLOTHES I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE. IN STORES, INTERNET, BOOKS, OR MAGAZINES."
"SHIT. WELL. HERE I GO. YES. YOU DON'T WEAR THIS FABRIC. LOOK. I'LL COVER IT IN BUTTER" THE LOOK IN HIS EYEES "LOOK CUB, DON'T INTERRUPT ME. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS STUFF. IT'S ABOUT THE PERFUME. SO YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH YOUR PERFUMES"
"YOU TOO"
"SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK. I'LL COVER THIS WITH BUTTER. AND YOU'LL GET OVER IT. AND LAY IN THE COUCH. THEN I WILL COVER YOU WITH BUTTER AND THEN WITH THE REST OF THE FABRIC."
"SO YOU'LL MAKE A PERFUME WITH ME... I GOT IT. I DUNNO, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT IT. HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE TO STAY STILL??? CAUSE IF IT'S..."
"WELL YOU'LL BE SURE AS WHEN GRENOUILLE TRYED TO DO THIS WITH HIS BEST MANNERS AND HE FOUND OUT HE COULDN'T HE ENDED UP KILLING A GIRL. A MAN IN YOUR CASE, WHY YOU CUB!!! ARE GIGGLING???!!!"
"THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!! I DON'T SEE WHY YOU WANT TO... HA HA"
"YES, YOU BEAR CUB OF HELL, YOU DON'KNOW I KNOW YOU ARE THE MALE VERSION OF POISON IVY. YOUR PHEROMONES AND ALL THAT. PEOPLE HAVE TO TAKE SPECIAL DRINKS FOR IT!!! IT'S NOT FAIR YOU SHOW OFF ALL THAT PHEROMONE POWER ON YOUR OWN. SO I'M MAKING A PERFUME WITH YOU!!!"
"AL---RIGHT!!!" SAID THE CUB LAUGHING OUT LOUD.
"AND IT'S THREE HOURS"
"SURE" SAID HIM SMILING.
THIS GUY!!!
Sunday, September 15, 2013
YOUR ERIC NORTHMAN PAINTING VALUES MUSHROOM!!!!
"SO, MIKE. I'M MAKING AN ERIC NORTHMAN PAINTING. NOT FINISHED YET. WELL... NOT THE POINT"
"SO WHAT'S THE POINT? YOU WERE TOLD CRAP ABOUT IT?"
"YES, KINDA, NOT THE POINT. YOU'LL SEE THE POINT LATER. WELL SO I SHOWED THE PAINTING TO SOMEONE AND THIS PERSON LOOKED AT IT AND FROWNED LIKE EATING LEMON. THEN STARTED SAYING ALL THE COLOURS AND SHAPES I SHOULD CHANGE TO MAKE FOR IT A COOL WORK. BUT FOR NOW IT WAS FINE, CAUSE IT WAS NOT FINISHED..."
"WELL.. WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING"
"WELL, I LEARNED THAT AFTER SAYING LOOK, I HAVE TO SAY, BUT DON'T TALK. I MEAN, THIS IS A PAINTING I MADE: LOOK BUT DON'T TALK"
HA. GOOD JOKE CUB.
"ALRIGHT. SO?" I ASKED.
"WELL, I'M USED TO IT. BUT CHILEANS KEEP LOOKING AT MY WORK IN MY BLOG SO I START TO WONDER IF THEY ARE SOME KIND REALLY INTERESTED ABOUT WHAT I DO"
"OH NOOOOOO. WE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING: 2 WORDS : CHILEAN GALLERY"
"YE-AH. BUT LET ME FINISH, PLEASE, FIRE OF MY LOINS. WELL. MY SISTER CAME TO MY HOME WITH A CHINESE FRIEND. MY SISTER I WAS TOLD WAS AS REBEL AND CRAZY AS ME, I WOULD NOT BELIEVE IT AS SHE PLAYS DEAD BETTER THAN I, AND SHE IS CHRISTIAN AND WENT TO A THOSE BRAIN LAUNDRY MISIONER CENTERS. WHY WHEN I LISTEN THAT WORD IN CHURCH "MISIONER" I THINK IN SOMETHING PEOPLE DO IN BED? NOT THE POINT...
O.O!!!
...THE POINT IS. THE CHINESE GIRL, CAME HOME AND. AT SOME POINT SHE SAID SHE WAS CHRISTIAN TOO, LIKE MY SISTER. SO I ASKED HER IF SHE COULD BE CHINESE AND CHRISTIAN AT THE SAME TIME, AS I HAD ANOTHER IDEA AFTER WHAT THEY DID WITH THE TERRITORY OF DALAI LAMA. BUT SOONER THAN LATER I REALIZED THAT QUESTION SHOULD NOT BE MADE TO A CHINESE PERSON, WELL SHE JUST DID NOT ANSWER...."
O.o...! WHERE'S THE POINT?
...SO MY SISTER TOLD HER I HAD MORE THAN 100 PAINTINGS ALREADY MADE. AND IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM. SO I SHOWED THEM AS THE CHINESE GIRL WAS INTERESTED IN SEEING MY ART. SO I SHOWED HER SOME WORKS AND THEN I SHOWED HER MORE BECAUSE HER REACTION WAS THIS: TAKE A LOOK:
OH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THIS IS AAAART!!!! IT'S INSPIRING!!!! IT'S JUST SO INSPIRING!!!! I WANT TO SEE MORE!!! IT MOTIVATES ME!!! MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!!!! IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! ART!!! THIS IS ART!!! THIS IS MOTIVATING!!! THIS IS INSPIRING!!!
"SO I REALIZED MY WORK WAS BETTER THAN MDNA. I MEAN THE DRUG, NOT THE GODDESS. SO SHE GOT WHAT MY WORK WAS ALL ABOUT. MAKING OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY!"
"SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF A CHILEAN GALLERY CAME BEGGING FOR SHOWING YOUR WORK" I SAID.
"WELL... TO BEGIN WITH. I'M NOT INTERESTED. TO CONTINUE... I DON'T WANT TO"
"AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO... " I SAID THINKING.
"NO, I DO KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO: KICK THEIR ASSES. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO. THAT'S DIFFERENT"
"WHY YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR MIND?"
"I DUNNO. THINGS AROUND ME ARE CHANGING. OR MAYBE I'M JUST CONFUSED. BUT I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT, AND YOU AND THEN US. BUT MY ANSWER IS STILL NO."
TO BE CONTINUED....
"SO WHAT'S THE POINT? YOU WERE TOLD CRAP ABOUT IT?"
"YES, KINDA, NOT THE POINT. YOU'LL SEE THE POINT LATER. WELL SO I SHOWED THE PAINTING TO SOMEONE AND THIS PERSON LOOKED AT IT AND FROWNED LIKE EATING LEMON. THEN STARTED SAYING ALL THE COLOURS AND SHAPES I SHOULD CHANGE TO MAKE FOR IT A COOL WORK. BUT FOR NOW IT WAS FINE, CAUSE IT WAS NOT FINISHED..."
"WELL.. WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING"
"WELL, I LEARNED THAT AFTER SAYING LOOK, I HAVE TO SAY, BUT DON'T TALK. I MEAN, THIS IS A PAINTING I MADE: LOOK BUT DON'T TALK"
HA. GOOD JOKE CUB.
"ALRIGHT. SO?" I ASKED.
"WELL, I'M USED TO IT. BUT CHILEANS KEEP LOOKING AT MY WORK IN MY BLOG SO I START TO WONDER IF THEY ARE SOME KIND REALLY INTERESTED ABOUT WHAT I DO"
"OH NOOOOOO. WE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING: 2 WORDS : CHILEAN GALLERY"
"YE-AH. BUT LET ME FINISH, PLEASE, FIRE OF MY LOINS. WELL. MY SISTER CAME TO MY HOME WITH A CHINESE FRIEND. MY SISTER I WAS TOLD WAS AS REBEL AND CRAZY AS ME, I WOULD NOT BELIEVE IT AS SHE PLAYS DEAD BETTER THAN I, AND SHE IS CHRISTIAN AND WENT TO A THOSE BRAIN LAUNDRY MISIONER CENTERS. WHY WHEN I LISTEN THAT WORD IN CHURCH "MISIONER" I THINK IN SOMETHING PEOPLE DO IN BED? NOT THE POINT...
O.O!!!
...THE POINT IS. THE CHINESE GIRL, CAME HOME AND. AT SOME POINT SHE SAID SHE WAS CHRISTIAN TOO, LIKE MY SISTER. SO I ASKED HER IF SHE COULD BE CHINESE AND CHRISTIAN AT THE SAME TIME, AS I HAD ANOTHER IDEA AFTER WHAT THEY DID WITH THE TERRITORY OF DALAI LAMA. BUT SOONER THAN LATER I REALIZED THAT QUESTION SHOULD NOT BE MADE TO A CHINESE PERSON, WELL SHE JUST DID NOT ANSWER...."
O.o...! WHERE'S THE POINT?
...SO MY SISTER TOLD HER I HAD MORE THAN 100 PAINTINGS ALREADY MADE. AND IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM. SO I SHOWED THEM AS THE CHINESE GIRL WAS INTERESTED IN SEEING MY ART. SO I SHOWED HER SOME WORKS AND THEN I SHOWED HER MORE BECAUSE HER REACTION WAS THIS: TAKE A LOOK:
OH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THIS IS AAAART!!!! IT'S INSPIRING!!!! IT'S JUST SO INSPIRING!!!! I WANT TO SEE MORE!!! IT MOTIVATES ME!!! MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!!!! IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! ART!!! THIS IS ART!!! THIS IS MOTIVATING!!! THIS IS INSPIRING!!!
"SO I REALIZED MY WORK WAS BETTER THAN MDNA. I MEAN THE DRUG, NOT THE GODDESS. SO SHE GOT WHAT MY WORK WAS ALL ABOUT. MAKING OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY!"
"SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF A CHILEAN GALLERY CAME BEGGING FOR SHOWING YOUR WORK" I SAID.
"WELL... TO BEGIN WITH. I'M NOT INTERESTED. TO CONTINUE... I DON'T WANT TO"
"AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO... " I SAID THINKING.
"NO, I DO KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO: KICK THEIR ASSES. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO. THAT'S DIFFERENT"
"WHY YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR MIND?"
"I DUNNO. THINGS AROUND ME ARE CHANGING. OR MAYBE I'M JUST CONFUSED. BUT I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT, AND YOU AND THEN US. BUT MY ANSWER IS STILL NO."
TO BE CONTINUED....
WE ARE POWER RANGERS!!!
"SO I WAS TELLING YOU THAT I DRINK DIET COKE CAUSE I DON'T LIKE SUGAR. I GET A STOMACHACHE AND FILL DIZZY OR WORSE"
"AH. IT'S NOT ONLY A DIET THING..." I SAID.
"EXACTL... AND PEOPLE LOOK AT ME IN A DIFFERENT WAY LIKE SAYING """THIS GUY LOOKS SO COOL DRINKING DIET COKE, HE'S NOT A GIRL!!!!""" "
"ANYWAY. HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING IN BUYING ANOTHER TAROT DECK?"
"NO!" SAID THE STUD MUFFIN "HEY! THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA!!! I'LL GO CHECK BOOK DEPOSITORY TO SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING"
O.o
SHIT
ME AND MY MOUTH!
"MIKE. I'M WORRIED"
"BOUT WHAT?"
"I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE CARRIE NEXT OCTOBER. MAYBE THE RELEASE HERE IN CHILE WILL GET DELAYED, AS HAPPENNED WITH JURASSIC PARK 3D AND STAR TREK INTO THE DARKNESS..."
"WHY YOU WANT TO SEE CARRIE???!!!"
"CAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO? PLUS CHLOE-GRACE MORETZ IS PLAYING THE ROLE, SO I WANT TO SEE HIT GIRL KICKING THE ASS OF ALL EWEN HIGH SCHOOL... AND LATER TO ALL CHAMBERLAIN TOWN. SEEMS TO ME THIS MOVIE WILL SHOW ALL THAT, AS AFTER ALL WHAT HAPPENNED, CHAMBERLAIN BECOMES A GHOST TOWN..."
"AND YOU WANT TO SEE THAT?"
"YES. YOU NOW DON'T LIKE HORROR MOVIES? I MEAN... THAT MOVIE WILL BE RATED PG-13 FOR SURE. THAT MEANS IS FOR CHILDREN. PLUS I READ THE BOOK AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL"
"EXPRESSIONISM???"
"NO, JUST ROMANTICISM"
"WELL.."
AND THEN A GUY IN CLOWN CLOTHES CAME TO US, HIS ARM BLEEDING. THE OTHER ARM HANGING A BUDWEISER.
"GUYS... I FINALLY FOUND YOU. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES" SAID THE GUY.
"FOR WHAT?" SAID MY CUB.
"WELL. LONG STORY. BUT... THE REAL THING HERE... I MEAN... THE POINT IS... YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES"
O.O
WHAT THE HELL
"SO YOU WILL BECOME POWER RANGERS NOW. MIKE, YOU'LL BE THE RED RANGER. AND CUB, YOU'LL BE THE BLUE RANGER"
"FOR WHAT REASON?" ASKED THE CUB.
"WELL" SAID THE MENTOR "TO SAVE TE WORLD, OF COURSE"
"FROM WHAT?"
"THE DANGER OF THE POWER OF DARKNESS" SAID THE MENTOR.
"THAT COMES WITH GREAT RESPONSABILITY?" ASKED MY BOYFRIEND IN AN -I WANNA RUN AWAY- TONE.
"YES..." ANSWERED THE MENTOR IN A SERIOUS MORFEUS TONE "HERE ARE YOUR WEAPONS"
????
O.o
"FOR MIKE... " SAID THE MENTOR "THE TERMINATOR 2 MACHINE GUN. FOR THE CUB, THE BRIDE'S HATTORI HANZO STEEL"
"AH, NOW WE WANT TO BE POWER RANGERS" SAID THE CUB
"YEP" I SAID.
"SO YOU'LL NEED YOUR WEAPONS TO FIGHT THE POWER OF DARKNESS AND MAKE LOVE AND PEACE PREVAIL..."
"AH, THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE" SAID THE CUB.
"YEAH, MAKES SENSE" I ADDED.
"YOU'LL NEED THESE POWER RANGER MEDALLIONS TO TRANSFORM INTO POWER RANGERS. GUYS, I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW. THE PRINCESS OF LOVE AND PEACE SEND ME TO GIVE YOU THIS MESSAGE. BUT I NOW NEED MEDICAL AID..." SAID THE MENTOR.
"SURE" SAID THE CUB.
"BUT REMEMBER..." SAID THE MENTOR "I'LL BE BACK"
AND HE LEFT.
"SO WE ARE POWER RANGERS NOW?"
"YOU THING NEXT SEASON MORE POWER RANGERS WILL JOIN OUR TEAM?" ASKED THE CUB.
"THESE THING CAN GO WORSE?"
"YOUR MACHINE GUN IS MORE COOL THAN MY HATTORI HANZO STEEL. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE COMPLAINING"
THIS GUY!!!
"AH. IT'S NOT ONLY A DIET THING..." I SAID.
"EXACTL... AND PEOPLE LOOK AT ME IN A DIFFERENT WAY LIKE SAYING """THIS GUY LOOKS SO COOL DRINKING DIET COKE, HE'S NOT A GIRL!!!!""" "
"ANYWAY. HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING IN BUYING ANOTHER TAROT DECK?"
"NO!" SAID THE STUD MUFFIN "HEY! THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA!!! I'LL GO CHECK BOOK DEPOSITORY TO SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING"
O.o
SHIT
ME AND MY MOUTH!
"MIKE. I'M WORRIED"
"BOUT WHAT?"
"I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE CARRIE NEXT OCTOBER. MAYBE THE RELEASE HERE IN CHILE WILL GET DELAYED, AS HAPPENNED WITH JURASSIC PARK 3D AND STAR TREK INTO THE DARKNESS..."
"WHY YOU WANT TO SEE CARRIE???!!!"
"CAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO? PLUS CHLOE-GRACE MORETZ IS PLAYING THE ROLE, SO I WANT TO SEE HIT GIRL KICKING THE ASS OF ALL EWEN HIGH SCHOOL... AND LATER TO ALL CHAMBERLAIN TOWN. SEEMS TO ME THIS MOVIE WILL SHOW ALL THAT, AS AFTER ALL WHAT HAPPENNED, CHAMBERLAIN BECOMES A GHOST TOWN..."
"AND YOU WANT TO SEE THAT?"
"YES. YOU NOW DON'T LIKE HORROR MOVIES? I MEAN... THAT MOVIE WILL BE RATED PG-13 FOR SURE. THAT MEANS IS FOR CHILDREN. PLUS I READ THE BOOK AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL"
"EXPRESSIONISM???"
"NO, JUST ROMANTICISM"
"WELL.."
AND THEN A GUY IN CLOWN CLOTHES CAME TO US, HIS ARM BLEEDING. THE OTHER ARM HANGING A BUDWEISER.
"GUYS... I FINALLY FOUND YOU. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES" SAID THE GUY.
"FOR WHAT?" SAID MY CUB.
"WELL. LONG STORY. BUT... THE REAL THING HERE... I MEAN... THE POINT IS... YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES"
O.O
WHAT THE HELL
"SO YOU WILL BECOME POWER RANGERS NOW. MIKE, YOU'LL BE THE RED RANGER. AND CUB, YOU'LL BE THE BLUE RANGER"
"FOR WHAT REASON?" ASKED THE CUB.
"WELL" SAID THE MENTOR "TO SAVE TE WORLD, OF COURSE"
"FROM WHAT?"
"THE DANGER OF THE POWER OF DARKNESS" SAID THE MENTOR.
"THAT COMES WITH GREAT RESPONSABILITY?" ASKED MY BOYFRIEND IN AN -I WANNA RUN AWAY- TONE.
"YES..." ANSWERED THE MENTOR IN A SERIOUS MORFEUS TONE "HERE ARE YOUR WEAPONS"
????
O.o
"FOR MIKE... " SAID THE MENTOR "THE TERMINATOR 2 MACHINE GUN. FOR THE CUB, THE BRIDE'S HATTORI HANZO STEEL"
"AH, NOW WE WANT TO BE POWER RANGERS" SAID THE CUB
"YEP" I SAID.
"SO YOU'LL NEED YOUR WEAPONS TO FIGHT THE POWER OF DARKNESS AND MAKE LOVE AND PEACE PREVAIL..."
"AH, THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE" SAID THE CUB.
"YEAH, MAKES SENSE" I ADDED.
"YOU'LL NEED THESE POWER RANGER MEDALLIONS TO TRANSFORM INTO POWER RANGERS. GUYS, I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW. THE PRINCESS OF LOVE AND PEACE SEND ME TO GIVE YOU THIS MESSAGE. BUT I NOW NEED MEDICAL AID..." SAID THE MENTOR.
"SURE" SAID THE CUB.
"BUT REMEMBER..." SAID THE MENTOR "I'LL BE BACK"
AND HE LEFT.
"SO WE ARE POWER RANGERS NOW?"
"YOU THING NEXT SEASON MORE POWER RANGERS WILL JOIN OUR TEAM?" ASKED THE CUB.
"THESE THING CAN GO WORSE?"
"YOUR MACHINE GUN IS MORE COOL THAN MY HATTORI HANZO STEEL. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE COMPLAINING"
THIS GUY!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!!! WHY OUR BLOGS ARE IN ENGLISH???
BECAUSE. WE LIVE NOW IN THE GLOBAL VILLAGE.
AND THE PRINCIPAL MASS MEDIA RIGHT NOW IS THE INTERNET.
AND THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE IN THE INTERNET.
IS ENGLISH.
NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!
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MIKE LERKOFF
AND THE PRINCIPAL MASS MEDIA RIGHT NOW IS THE INTERNET.
AND THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE IN THE INTERNET.
IS ENGLISH.
NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!
-------------------------------
MIKE LERKOFF
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CHRONICLES OF FIRST IMPACT VOL. 2 - ROMANTICISM
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