···SUNDAY MORNING···
HELLO!
OH HI
AND
YOU ARE?
ALL MEMBERS OF THE
CHURCH OF THE CUB
WAIIIT
A
SECOND
!!!
???
WTF?!
YOU ARE A GOD, RIGHT?
SO WE STARTED ADORING YOU
YOU CAN LEAD US TO ILLUMINATION
AND STUFF
WE PRAY TO THE CUB
FOR HE WE KNEEL EVERY MORNING
AND
EVERY NIGHT
WE WORSHIP HIM
WE ARE THE CHURCH OF THE CUB
GUYS
YOU GOT IT WRONG!
IT'S NOT SO DIFFICULT
TO BECOME A GOD
AND
ONLY YOUR INNER GOD
YOU SHOULD
WORSHIP
GODS OUTSIDE US
CAN BE DANGEROUS
THAT INCLUDES ME
OF COURSE
WHAT IN THE HELL!!!
WHAT DO WE DO NOW???
WHO DO WE FOLLOW???
OUR GOD HAS JUST
TURNED HIS BACK ON US
ALL GODS DO THAT
SOONER OR LATER
AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TURNING MY BACK
ON ANYONE
JUST GET REAL
INSTITUTIONALIZED RELIGION
SHOULD BE INCONSTITUCIONAL
IT'S THE TRENDING TOPIC
ON THE GOD'S ELITE
THESE DAYS
BECAUSE
RELIGION IS THE ROOT
OF ALL EVIL IN THE WORLD
THE INNER GOD?
WE FEEL A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED
SURE
I'LL GO BACK TO SLEEP
GOODBYE!
