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"STILL CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY TAKES OUT THEIR SHIRTS OR MAKE OUT HERE"
"IT'S BECAUSE GOSSIP GIRL IS WATCHING, PLUS... NEVERMIND"
SO WE DANCED
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"MIKE, I GOT THIRSTY, I'LL GO BUY A VANILLA DIET COKE, YOU WANT???"
"OH, YUP"
"SO WE GO"
"I NEED TO... PEE"
"ALRIGHT"
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LATER
"CUB, I'M SORRY!!! I KISSED A GIRL" "MIKE, I'M SORRY!!! I KISSED A BOY"
"WHAT???" "WHAT!!!"
"HOW WAS IT???" "HOW... WAS IT!!!"
"DISSAPPOINTING???" "DISSAPPOINTING...-_-"
"HEY YOU, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT???" "YOU DON'T WANNA KEEP YOUR HEAD WHERE IT IS!!!"
"HEY TAKE IT EASY???" "WTF!!!"
"ALRIGHT... CUB... TIME OFF... I WANT MORE DETAILS"
"NO, IT'S THINGS LIKE THAT DON'T HAPPEN IN FANGTASIA OVERALL TO ME, LIKE IT WAS OVER SURREALISTIC SO, I KNEW NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN BUT I GOT ANGRY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW I BEHAVE IN THIS BORING PLACE, SO WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU THE SHEEP WERE AFFRAID AND THE BARTENDERS THOUGHT I WANTED TO PUNCH SOMEONE"
"OH. NO, IT JUST HAPPENNED AND THEN THE GIRL SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A CELL PHONE AND FRIENDS AND SOME DRINKS AND WENT AWAY"
"HOW DID IT FEEL???" "HOW... DID... IT FEEL!!!"
"GROSS???" "GROSS -_- "
"MIKE NOBODY USES THOSE THINGS... YOU KNOW... HERE"
"HANDKERCHIEFS!!!"
"YEAH, THAT. WHEN I WENT TO THE BEACH A GUY IN THE STREET WAS USING ONE OF THOSE, THAT GAVE ME THE CREEPS. NOBODY DOES THAT HERE IN THIS COUNTRY..."
"YEAH. BY THE WAY MY EX-COUSIN IS MI COUSIN AGAIN. HE WENT TO MY HOME THE OTHER DAY TO DELIVER THE INVITATIONS TO HIS WEDDING AND WITH NO WORDS, HE GAVE ME A GIANT APOLOGY. YOU ARE INVITED TOO, HE DID NOT SAY BUT I GOT IT. NOW HOW I CONVINCE YOU TO GO?"
"MAYBE... I DUNNO"
"YOU SEE???"
"CUB IT'S NOT JUST FOR ME VERY EASY TO SHOW UP IF YOUR BRO, YOUR SIS, YOUR GRANDMA, AND YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA GO TOO... AND OF COURSE I WILL RECEIVE A LOT OF AWKWARD QUESTIONS, HOW'S CALLED THAT AUNT YOU HAVE THAT COMES FROM THE COUNTRY AND LIVES IN WONDERLAND???."
