"YOUR GRANDMOTHER???"
"DON'T ARGUE CUB, I KNOW WHEN YOU PLAY DEAD"
"???"
Saturday, December 14, 2013
SO YOU MADE THE KITTEN A HOUSE????
"YES. BECAUSE OTHER CATS BOTHER IT, SO IT CANNOT SLEEP AND IS ALWAYS SLEEPY AND..."
"YOU MADE IT TERMIC, CUB?"
"YES. IT'S LIKE A SHELTER TOO. FOR IF OTHER CATS WANT TO BOTHER IT. THE DOOR IS AS SMALL AS ONLY THE KITTEN CAN GET IN. AND YES I LOVE THE MOVIE SHELTER TOO"
"YOU'RE COOL"
"I KNOW"
"I'M TELLING YOU"
"AH. OH... <BLUSH>"
"AND AGAIN YOU DON'T KNOW IF THE KITTEN WILL GET IN AND USE IT"
"YES, BUT IF NOT, I'LL FIND A WAY. ANYWAY. BY THE WAY THREE TAROT DECKS ARRIVED WHEN I WAS MAKING THE HOUSE FOR THE KITTEN. I WAS IN THE FRONTYARD, CAUSE I HAD TO MAKE SURE THE OTHER CATS WOULDN'T ATTACK IT"
"WHICH DECKS???"
"THESE ONES"
"WELL THE ART NOUVEAU LOOKS COOL, BUT ALL THE IMAGES ARE SO SIMILAR, THEY DON'T REPRESENT THE MEANINGS, I HAVE TO READ AGAIN THE MEANINGS AND... I DON'T WANT TO. AND THE OTHERS ARE MORE CLEAR ABOUT THE MEANINGS, I HAVE TO FINISH READING THE MEANINGS OF THE MICHELANGELO TAROT AND THEN I HAVE TO ENVELOP ALL THE DECKS EXCEPT THE GAY TAROT, WITH CHRISTMAS PAPER AND ALL, AS THESE ARE GIFTS I MADE FOR MYSELF"
"WHY YOUR GRANDMA SAYS YOU'RE SELFISH?"
"CAUSE SHE CAN'T SEE THE WHOLE PICTURE. I'M NOT SELFISH. I'M INDIVIDUALIST. YOU CAN ASK THE KITTEN IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME"
"I DON'T LIKE THAT, SHE BOTHERS YOU FOR ALL"
"YES, I'LL TALK TO ONE OF MY UNCLES ABOUT IT, SO HE'LL TELL HER STOP SAYING THINGS SHE SHOULDN'T. OF COURSE MY DAD CANNOT TELL HER"
"WHY???"
"HE'S A WUSS"
THAT B**CH NEEDS A LOBOTOMY!!!!
FIRST OF ALL
WE LOVE GERMANY
IT IS CONSIDERED THE MOST ROMANTIC (ROMANTICISM IN ART) COUNTRY
IT'S LIKE ALL FROM GERMANY IS THE BEST
CAUSE ROMANTICISM IS ABOUT THAT
LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST
SO THAT'S WHY THESE VIDEOS ARE HERE
TO RIDICULIZE "MY BOYFRIEND'S SISTER IN LAW"
ALLEZ KEIN PROBLEM!
TAKE THAT BITCH!!!!
Friday, December 13, 2013
WHERE YOU'LL GO FOR CHRISTMAS???
"CUB, YOU'RE STILL ANGRY???"
"OBVIOUSLY"
"WELL, BETTER THAT THAN CRYING ALL DAY..."
"YES, I KNOW THAT... O.o"
"HEY YOU BLOCKED YOUR EX-COUSIN FROM FACEBOOK! GREAT! YOU KNOW, THE DOCTOR ONE"
"YES HE WAS IN QUARANTINE, BUT TODAY I ASKED HIM SOMETHING AND DID NOT ANSWER. LIKE HIS ATTITUDE IS "DUDE, YOU KNOW ME, YOU MUST KNOW ME, WHY YOU ASK SUCH THING???" WELL I USED TO KNOW HIM, NOW I WANT TO... YOU KNOW... THE LYRIC OF THAT SONG... HE HAS CHANGED SO MUCH NOW I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, CHANGED FOR VERY BAD, I'M SO HAPPY I HELPED HIM TO GET INTO MED SCHOOL, HE GOT TOTALLY BRAINWASHED THERE AND BECAME A TOTAL JACKASS, I FEEL NO REGRET ABOUT IT"
"SO. WHERE YOU'LL GO FOR XMAS???"
"I DUNNO YET. I THINK MY BROTHER WILL COME DOWN FROM THE DEATH STAR OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW HIS WIFE IS HALF-BREED-GERMAN. SHE SWEARS SHE IS ARIAN, IN HER WORLD OF PURE NIGHTMARES. SHE GIVES GERMANS A BAD NAME. GERMANS ARE NOT LIKE THAT, AND HAVE GOT INTO A LONG HEALING PROCESS AFTER... YOU KNOW... SECOND WAR. GERMANS DON'T LIKE THAT SUBJECT AND THERE SHE GOES REMINDING ALL THE WORLD SHIT STUFF. IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO GERMANS TO GET OVER ALL THAT AND THAT BITCH HAS NO IDEA ABOUT IT. LIKE SHE FEELS SO PROUD CAUSE SHE IS HALF-BREED-GERMAN "ARIAN" AND HAD A SON WITH A 100% LATIN, SO CLUELESS SHE CAN BE, ANYWAY. MAYBE SHE NEEDS A LOBOTOMY TO TAKE ALL THAT SHIT AND RADIOACTIVE WASTE OUT OF HER HEAD"
"YES, YOU ARE ANGRY"
"BUT NOT WITH YOU MOZARTKUGELN!!!"
"LOOK, IF YOU DON'T KNOW... I HATE THIS CHILEAN THING, LIKE THEY DO ALL AT LAST TIME"
"WHAT I DON'T LIKE IS I BOUGHT A LOT OF PRESENTS AND IT SEEMS NOT ALL THE PEOPLE WILL GET THOSE PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS. THEN I WON'T BE FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE DELIVERING PRESENTS. THAT WOULD BE LIKE A POST-NIGHTMARE-CHRISTMAS... "NIGHTMARE". BUT IT SEEMS I WON'T BE SEEING DOCTOR HOUSE, YOU KNOW, MY EX COUSIN (DOCTOR HOUSE??? HE WISH!!! NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A LEMON ALL THE TIME) SO..."
"AND IF YOU'RE BROTHER IS GONNA BE THERE, WHAT YOU'LL DO???"
"WATCH HIM. WHEN HE KICKED MY PET I WAS SLEEPING"
"OH, I SEE"
"AND YOU?"
"I DON'T KNOW YET EITHER"
MY CUB IS ANGRY
HEY, THAT'S BLAIR WALDORF!!!
***SWEET CHRISTMAS***
DEDICATED TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE NOT BOUGHT
THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS YET
IT'S SO DIFFICULT TO WAIT IN AN ETERNAL QUEUE WITHOUT A NINTENDO 3DS
OR TRY TO FIND THAT PRESENT THAT NOW IS JUST OUT OF STOCK
OR FIGHT WITH OTHER PEPLE FOR THAT SPECIAL THING YOU WANT AND IN THE STORE THERE'S JUST ONE SAMPLE LEFT
AND HAVE TO RUN FROM TO STORE TO STORE
SO HERE
SOME VIDEOS
THAT EXPRESS THE TRAUMA OF THIS SITUATION
Thursday, December 12, 2013
THIS CUB AND HIS BRILLIANT IDEAS
SO. MY BOYFRIEND WAS SO ANGRY HE PUT THE VIDEO OF HIS BLOG ON HIS FACEBOOK. I DON'T KNOW IF OUR READERS PEEP ON MY CUB'S FACEBOOK. BUT HE WAS SO BOLD, HE GOT ANSWERED FROM THE LEADER OF THE THEATER IN FRANCE.
HE WAS TOLD SOME THINGS, THE GUY IN FRANCE WILL READ THE PLAY AND THEN... ONE STEP AT A TIME.
HE HAS PUT SOME MOVIE TRAILERS AS HE HAS ALL THE VISUAL CONCEPT OF THE PLAY IN THE HEAD, AND HE TOLD THAT TO THE GUY IN FRANCE BY E-MAIL, SO WE'LL SEE IF THEY CATCH THE RIDDLES.
NOW, THE GUY IS CHILEAN AND SPEAKS FRENCH BUT NOT ENGLISH.
WHY MY BOYFRIEND PUT TRAILERS IN ENGLISH TO MAKE A RIDDLE THE GUY COULD UNDERSTAND?
WELL, THE GUY HAS AN ENGLISH SON.
THE CUB SAID THIS WAS NOT GONNA BE EASY.
AND ONE MORE THING. WHEN MY BOYFRIEND MADE HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT HE ONLY EXPECTED TO HAVE 100 FOLLOWERS. BUT HE HAD 15 ALL THE TIME. SOMETIMES MORE AND THEN BACK TO 15.
SO NOW HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER.
SO IF YOU'RE READING THIS, TAKE THIS ADVICE: DON'T FOLOW HIM ON TWITTER
HE'LL BLOCK YOU
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.
LOVE AND PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG????
"CUB, YOU LOOK A LITTLE BIT... BLUE"
"NO?"
"WHAT HAPPENNED???"
"WELL... YOU KNOW I WROTE A THEATER PLAY... WELL SO FAR I WROTE THREE, BUT... LOOK. I ASKED THE THEATER GROUP DIRECTOR IN CHILE, IT'S A WOMAN, AND WE ARE "FRIENDS" SO I ASKED HER IF I COULD GO TO A REHEARSAL, SO SHE SAID YES AND I WENT"
"???"
"WELL. I WAS JOKING LIKE ALL THE TIME, BUT WHEN THE REHEARSAL STARTED, I HELPED SOME PEOPLE TO SING SOME SONGS THAT WERE IN FRENCH, GIVING THEM TIPS ABOUT PRONUNCIATION AND THEY WERE SINGING VEY LOUD SO I TOLD THEM NOT TO OR THEY COULD LOSE THEIR VOICES THE DAY AFTER, SO THE DIRECTOR WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT"
"AND?"
"I DON'T CARE IF SOMEONE LOOKS AT ME WITH ANGER, BUT... I WAS MAKING SOME SUGGESTIONS TO MAKE THE REHEARSAL BETTER. SERIOUSLY MIKE, THE DIRECTOR MANAGED TO MAKE THE REHEARSAL LOOK LIKE A BORING MATH CLASS. AND IT WAS THEATEAR!!! A CREATIVE THING... SO SHE TOLD ME "YOU AND I HAVE TO TALK" AND SHE WALKED WITH ME SO NO ONE WOULD HEAR. SHE WAS VERY RUDE AND AGRESSIVE TO TELL ME NOT INTERRUPT WITH HER "WORK". I GOT VERY SURPRISED AS THE THEATER GROUP IMPROVISES ALL THE TIME... AND I GOT OUT OF THE SALOON AND SMOKED"
"SO YOU FELT HURT"
"I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT SHE SAID. IT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID. STICKS AND STONES WILL BRAKE MY BONES. BUT I REALIZED THE DIRECTOR MAKES THE GROUP WORK IN A WAY THAT DOES NOT WORK AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WAY I WORK. WHAT MADE ME BLUE IS... I DON'T WANT THAT PLAY I WROTE BE MADE"
"MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT. WHAT IF YOU'RE OVERREACTING???"
"NO. LOOK. IT'S. I DELIVERED THE PLAY LIKE FIVE MONTHS AGO AND NOBODY HAS READ IT. AND IT IS SO FUN YOU READ IT IN A WHILE. AND I'VE ASKED TO THE LEADER WHO IS IN FRANCE AND HE DOESN'T TELL ME ANYTHING, NOT EVEN THE DIRECTOR HERE IN CHILE. WELL THE LEADER IN FRANCE HARDLY EVER ANSWER E-MAILS BUT HE DOES ANSWER ME. MY FATHER THINKS THAT WHEN HE ANSWERS AND E-MAIL IT'S BEYOND PARANORMAL"
"EXPLAIN ME MORE"
"LOOK. SO THE ONLY WAY I WOULD LET THAT PLAY BE MADE IS IF I AM THE DIRECTOR. BUT... I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. IT'S A LOT OF TIME AND EFFORT, AND MY ONLY REWARD WOULD BE "SATISFACTION". AND SOME MONEY.. LIKE I NEED MORE MOTIVATION, OVERALL NOW, LOOK NOBODY HAS READ THE PLAY. THEY DON'T ANSWER MY QUESTIONS. THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED. I HAVE THE COPYRIGHT. THAT PLAY WON'T HAPPEN."
"IS THERE A WAY TO MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND"
"YES, BUT IT'S VERY DIFFICULT, AND AS NOBODY HAS READ THE PLAY, WHY THEY WILL MOVE A FINGER TO MAKE IT HAPPEN??? THEY WON'T. BUT WHEN THE LEADER OF THE GROUP IN FRANCE GETS TO KNOW THIS, HE WON'T BE HAPPY WITH THE DIRECTOR IN CHILE. ANYWAY. I DON'T CARE."
"WHAT YOU'LL DO NOW?"
"I'LL ABOID GOING TO THE PLAYS FOR A WHILE UNTIL THINGS GET MORE BALANCED"
"WHAT A CRASH WITH REALITY. ANOTHER DREAM BROKEN. YOU'LL CRY???"
"NO BUT ALL THIS AND REALIZING ABOUT THE TRUTH... HAS SHAKEN ME"
"HUG ME!!!"
Monday, December 9, 2013
101010101010101011101······I REALLY THINK MY TV BROKE...
I WANT ONE OF THESE WITH BACON FOR BREAKFAST
I WANT TO KNOW ALL!!!
"SO HOW WAS YOUR MORMON PERFORMANCE???"
"FINE"
"TELL ME MORE. I WANT TO KNOW ALL!!!"
"AAAALL??? SOUNDS TO ME LIKE AN ORDER...???"
"JUST TELL ME, C'MON CUB!"
"WELL. FIRST OF ALL SO FAR I SAW NO BRAINWASHING OR NEITHER ANY INTENTION TO DO SO"
"AND???"
"MMM. LOOK FIRST THERE WAS A CEREMONY AND THEN CLASSES"
"SO YOU WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL???"
"NO!!! NO. WELL YOU CANNOT SAY CURSED WORDS IN THAT PLACE SO I DID NOT, BUT I PUT SUNSCREEN FROM MY WAIST UP, WE SHOULD BUY UV FILTER FOR LAUNDRY AT MY PLACE, ANYWAY, SO IN THE CEREMONY I SCRATCHED ONE OF MY EYES CAUSE IT ITCHED AND THE SUNSCREEN GOT INTO MY EYE AND Y SAID "SH..." AND I TELL ONE OF THE MORMON GIRLS "HEY, I NEARLY CURSED, IT'S I GOT SUNSCREEN IN MY EYE, YOU SEE? IT'S CRYING, HURTS... SH... OH NO... AGAIN!!!" AND SHE LIKE, LAUGHED"
"AND THEN??"
"WE SANG AND LIKE 5 PEOPLE SAID LITTLE SPEECHES AND THEN WAS THE TURN OF THE CHILDREN. AND THEY SAID ABSURD SPEECHES, THEY'RE KIDS AND THEY SANG AND I SAID TO ONE OF THE MORMON GIRLS "GOD! WHAT A LACK OF HARMONY!!! MY EARS!!!"
"YOU DIDN'T FEEL FEAR???"
"NOT A LITTLE BIT"
"AND MISTRUST???"
"NO"
"SO THERE WAS NO DANGER THERE"
"IT'S MY IMPRESSION"
"WHAT ELSE?"
"I FELT IT. GOD WAS THERE. STRANGE AS HE IS ALWAYS SLEEPING. SO I TOLD ONE OF THE MORMON GIRLS "I FEEL GOD HERE, STRONGER THAN IN ANY OTHER CHURCH, YOU FEEL IT???" AND SHE SAID "YEAH". AND ONE OF THE GUYS WHO MADE A SMALL SPEECH WAS TALKING AND I GOT SO SURPRISED AND I TOLD THE GIRL "THIS GUY KNOWS JOSH. I CAN SEE HIS INFLUENCE... YOU SEE IT?" AND SHE SAID "YES"
"REALLY???"
"I GOT VERY SURPRISED TOO"
"WHY YOU TOLD HER ALL THAT?"
"I WANTED TO AND I FELT LIKE THAT... IT WAS OK"
"HUM... I SEE"
"LOOK, THE CLASSES WHERE SHORT AND VERY FUNNY. AND I STARTED MAKING QUESTIONS IN THE FIRST CLASS AND THE "TEACHER" TOLD ME "YOU'RE LIKE TALKIN ABOUT CHAPTER 1000" AND I SAID "YEAH, SEEMS I'M A LITLE BIT ADVANCED IN THIS KIND OF KNOWLEDGE". I SAID SOME JOKES TOO, AND PEOPLE LAUGHED. THEY DID NOT SEND ME TO DETENTION. WELL THE CLASS WAS ABOUT FIDELITY IN MARRIAGE, AND NO SEX BEFORE, OR EVEN MAKING OUT (???) AND... WELL.. I WAS LIKE "YES, I UNDERSTAND" BUT I READ THE CHAPTER IN 5 MINUTES AND BECAUSE OF MY QUESTIONS IN THE END THE CLASS ENDED SOMEWHERE ELSE. AT SOME POINT WE WERE TOLD THAT THERE WERE OTHER PLANETS WITH OTHER PEOPLE, YOU AND I THINK THE SAME AS UNIVERSE IS VERY BIG, WE "THINK THAT" BUT THEY ARE VERY SURE ABOUT IT. LIKE WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT THAT MATTER"
"BUT WE BOTH HAVE SEEN ALL SMALLVILLE SEASONS"
"YEP"
"SO THIS IS ABOUT US. AND YOU FELT... BAD OR SOMETHING WITH THE "STRONG GOD FEELING"
"NO, I'M OVER IT. THAT LASTED LIKE ONE DAY"
"WELL YOU LOOK MORE BALANCED LIKE NOW YOU ARE IN NIRVANA 2.0"
"AND THEN THE SECOND CLASS WAS ABOUT "THE WORLD" AND NOT LETTING OURSELVES FALL INTO THE TEMPTATIONS OF "THE WORLD". I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE TEACHER MEANT BY SAYING "WORLD" AND HE SAID IT WAS PEOPLE OUTSIDE "THE FAITH IN CHRIST" SO I ASKED MORE AND I TOLD HIM "SO THE WORLD WOULD BE ALL THAT IS DECADENT" AND I WAS TOLD "YES". WELL I MADE SOME JOKES AGAIN AND NOBODY GOT ANGRY, I CAN'T HELP KEEP JOKING, YOU KNOW THAT. BUT MY JOKES WERE WELCOME. ANYWAY BY HOW I TALKED AND THE QUESTIONS I MADE, THE TEACHER ASKED ME FROM WICH MORMON CHURCH I WAS MISSIONER (???) (MISSIONER??? THAT'S A XXX QUESTION), SO I TOLD HIM THAT I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD, AND PLUS I READ A LOT, BUT THAT I WAS NOT MORMON"
"SO YOUR MORMON PERFORMANCE WORKED VERY WELL, PLUS YOU WERE WEARING A SUIT"
"YES"
"SOUNDS GOOD"
"I WANT TO GO AGAIN. YOU LET ME?"
O.o
???
"YES. SO FAR VERY GOOD. YOU CAN GO"
"KUSS MICH"
Sunday, December 8, 2013
FILM NOIR FREE LANCE JOB???
"CUB, WHAT WE'RE DOING IN A CASINO???"
"I GOT THIS FREE LANCE JOB FOR US"
"WHAT???"
"LOOK, THIS IS YOUR BRIEFCASE. IT HAS GADGETS INSIDE AND SOME WEAPONS. THEY HAVE INSTRUCTIONS BOOKETS. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN THEM NOW, I'M IN A BRIEF"
"WHAT???"
"IT'S VERY WELL PAID, THAT I WAS TOLD BY MI6"
"WEAPONS? I'VE NEVER KILLED ANYONE!!!"
"LOOK. THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING"
"???"
"YOU'RE SUPPOSSED TO SAY "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS IS MY FIRST TIME???"
"OH, WELL..."
"I HAVE A BRIEFCASE TOO. I HAVE TO GO GET A PENDRIVE TO THE EUROSTAR STATION"
"WHAT???"
"LOOK, YOU'LL USE THE GADGETS OR WEAPONS JUST IF YOU NEED SO, BUT HERE YOU ONLY NEED TO PLAY POKER"
"I'M NOT A POKER MASTER!!!"
"LOOK. I KNOW YOU HAVE A POKER FACE SOMETIMES. USE IT. YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I WONDER WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO GO UP ON STAGE"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
"YOUR PHOTOS!!!"
"WHAT IF I PLAY WRONG?"
"WE'LL BE IN TROUBLE, BUT DON'T WORRY. IN MOMENTS LIKE THIS I ONLY LOOK INTO MY INNER SELF AND CONCENTRATE IN WHAT I FEEL. I CALL MY MENTORS. AND IN THIS CASE, I ASK MYSELF "WHAT WOULD LINDSAY LOHAN DO???"
"SHIT!!!"
"MIKE, I'VE GOT TO GO. LOVE YOU WHITE TRUFFLE CAKE!!! O,- "
"YEAH. I LOOOVE YOU TOO"
"DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL, MAKE A BIG POKER GAME BETTER. SEE YOU LATER"
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CUB AT EUROSTAR
"GOT IT!!!"
"WHAT'S MIKE DOING???"
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"THIS CUB AND HIS AWESOME IDEAS"
"I WON!!!"
AND THEN I SAW HIM.
"TOLD YOU. WOULD I TAKE THIS RISKY JOB IF WE COULD NOT MAKE IT???"
"WHAT???"
"I'M NOT IMPULSIVE. I THINK BEFORE DOING ANYTHING. I WAS SURE WE COULD MAKE IT"
"THE PEN DRIVE???"
"GOT IT"
"HOW MUCH WE'LL BE PAID???"
"A MILLION POUNDS"
"REALLY??? WHY YOU DID NOT TELL ME BEFORE?"
"I THOUGHT YOU WOULD FEEL NERVOUS, AND YOUR POKER FACE WOULD HAVE FAILED"
"MAKES SENSE O.o' "
"YOU'LL COMPLAIN???"
"NO???"
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