SO WE WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET
BOTH SIPPING OUR DIET COKE CANS
"YOU KNOW MIKE, THE OTHER DAY A GIRL FROM THE THEATRE MADE ME AN AWKWARD QUESTION..."
"YEP??"
"SHE TOLD ME "WHAT YOU DO IN THE DAY???" I TOLD HER "WHY YOU ASK" SHE SAID "CAUSE YOU'RE ALL DAY CONNECTED TO FACEBOOK"
"SOUNDS TO ME SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND"
"YES. THEN I TOLD HER THAT I WORKED WITH MY PC AND SHE ASKED "WHAT YOU WORK IN???". WELL, SHE'S ACTRESS AND I'M ARTIST. FOR BOTH OF US IS DIFFICULT TO EARN MONEY. THAT QUESTION WAS OVER THE EDGE. SO I TOLD HER "I DO "SOME THINGS" AND THEN I TOLD HER "A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE CONNECTED TO FACEBOOK, BUT AT THE SAME TIME DO A LOT OF OTHER THINGS". AND SHE WAS LIKE... WELL SHE RAISED UP HER BROWS"
"WHAT A STRANGE SITUATION"
"WELL THEN I TOLD HER "NOW IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE QUESTIONS... HOW YOU KNOW I'M ALL DAY CONNECTED TO FACEBOOK IF WE ARE "NOT FRIENDS" ON FACEBOOK???" SHE TOLD ME THAT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT I CHATTED TOO MUCH AND THAT'S WHY WE WERE NO LONGER FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK. AND I TOLD HER "YOU KNOW, THAT LASTED LIKE THREE WEEKS. MY FRIENDS WHO KNOW ME, KNOW THAT IF THEY TELL ME THEY'RE BUSY, I DON'T CHAT. NOW YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SEND ME A FRIEND INVITATION WHENEVER YOU WANT"
"YEAH, SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND. 100% CONFIRMED"
"I KNOW. AND THE OTHER THING, SHE WAS SO BRAVE TO MAKE THAT AWKWARD QUESTION, BUT SHE WAS NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO HEAR THE ANSWER. HAVE NOT SEEN HER ON REHEARSALS ANYMORE"
"BUT YOU WERE ANGRY???"
"NO. JUST ANNOYED... BUT YOU KNOW... CHILEAN ARE WUSSES"
