LOVE HEART OBSESSION CRUSH

 

THE BEAR WAS WAITING

WAITING FOR HIM

FOR THE FOAM OF HIS DREAMS

AS AUTUMN LEAVES OF GRASS

WERE FALLING TO THE FLOOR

IT SEEMED FOREVER

BEFORE SEEING HIM

AND ETERNAL WHEN THEY WERE TOGETHER

"HELLO %%%%%%. ARE YOU FINE"

"YUP. AND YOU ANDY???"

"YEAH I'M OKAY... WANT A CIGAR"

BOTH TWO STARTED SMOKING

IT SEEMED LIKE THERE WAS A BUBBLE OF LIGHT

SURROUNDED THEM

AS THEY SMILED AND KEPT TALKING

KISSING EACH OTHER

"KISSES WITH TONGUE.. AND A LOT OF TONGUE ARE THE BESTS..."

SAID THE BEAR AND SUDDENLY A LIGHT RAIN STARTED 

FALLING IN THE PARK

AND A SMALL RAINBOW SHOWED UP

AND BOTH TWO TOOK

THEIR SMARTPHONES AND STARTED TAKING PICTURES...

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LATER

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"CAN I DRIVE?"

SAID THE BEAR WITH A SMILE

ON HIS FACE BIGGER THAN THE JOKER'S SMILE

"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, ANDY..."

"C'MON MUSICIAN... JUST TRUST ME"

"NOPE"

"LOOK, I HAVE GOOD ESP AND MEN'S INTUITION

PLUS THIS IS JUST A MATTER 

OF ONLY GEOMETRY"

"MY INSTINCT OF SELF PRESERVATION..."

"C'MON, DON'T BE A PUSSY..."

"NO-PE"

"TRUST ME SWEETHEART

IT'S BETTER TO SOMETIMES TAKE RISKS..."

"WELL... BABY... YOU WERE RIGHT... I CRASHED THE CAR"

SAID THE BEAR LIFTING HIS EYEBROWS

"I CAN TELL BY YOUR EYES, ANDY YOU HAVE

SOMETHING IN MIND..."

"OH YEAH... COME HERE..."

"!!!"

SAID THE MUSICIAN AND STARS FLEW FROM HIS EYES

AS THE BEAR STARTED TO MOVE FORWARD

HIS PHEROMONE POWER.

"C'MON KISS ME"

SAID THE BEAR

"FOAM OF MY DREAMS"

SAID THE BEAR KISSING THE MUSICIAN AND SUDDENLY

A LOT OF FOAM STARTED TO FLOW 

FROM THE MUSICIAN'S SKIN

AS THE KISSES NUMBERED

HE STARTED TO MAKE BUBBLES OF LIGHT FROM HIS MOUTH

"YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU"

SAID THE BEAR AND ADDED

"GIVE IN TO ME, GIVE ME YOUR HEART

SURRENDER TO MY DESIRE"

"YU-P"

"FOR YOU ARE MINE AND I AM YOURS

FOR I LOVE YOU BEYOND MEASURE

MY SONG MY SIN"

"HHH---EL-P!"

"SO YOU SEE

MAKING OUT INSIDE 

A CRASHED CAR IS A GOOD EXPERIENCE"

SAID THE BEAR AND THE MUSICIAN SIGHED AND SURRENDERED

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LATER

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"I LOVE THE AFTER GLOW WITH YOU"

SAID THE BEAR SQUIZZING THE MUSICIAN IN HIS ARMS

NOT LETTING HIM GO

"FOR YOU ARE MINE 

AND I AM YOURS

BECAUSE YOU GAVE YOUR HEART TO ME"

THE WORDS OF THE BEAR LAYED IN THE MUSICIANS EARS

AND THE MUSICIAN STARTED BIVRATING.

FOAM OF MY DREAMS

MUSK OF MY LOINS

MY SONG MY SIN

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THE MUSICIAN

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SPIRITUAL ADVICE

HI EVERYONE

FROM NOW ON

YOU SHOULD SPEAK TO ME

AS YOUR SPIRITUAL ADVICER.

NOW IN CHILE IT'S SUMMER

SO FIRST OF ALL THE SWIMSUITS 

YOU SHOULD WEAR IN THE BEACH OR SWIMMING POOL

ARE THESE ONES FOR GIRLS

AND REMEMBER

TO NEVER SHOW OFF

YOUR ASS

AND FOR BOYS THIS BEAUTIFUL DRESS

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR MANNERS

AND CONSIDER BOLDLY

ABOUT 

MORALS AND GOOD WAY OF LIVING

AND WHAT YOU 

HAVE TO CONSIDER

AS THE MOST IMPORTANTEST THING 

EVER IS:

NEVER TOUCH YOURSELF

LISTEN TO ME

AND NOW VIDEOGAMES

IT IS BETTER IF YOU KEEP

YOUR INNER CHILD ALIVE AND INTACT

OF THE PERILS AND SINS OF THE WORLD

REMEMBER TO ALWAYS AVOID PLEASURE IN ALL ITS FORMS

AND PLAY HELLO KITTY OR STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE GAMES

THAT'S CUTE THAT'S CONCEPTUAL

THAT'S KAWAII THAT'S ART THAT'S HELLO KITTY

AND WHEN YOU PLAY

VIDEOGAMES

ALWAYS REMEMBER

TO NOT NOT NOT

AND NEVER

AND FOREVER AND EVER NEVER

PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

LISTEN TO ME

AND THE LAST THING...

THERE IS AROUND 

AN UGLY RUMOR

ABOUT ME

AND

PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT I AM ADDICTED 

TO BANANA FISH...

THAT IS A

LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LISTEN TO ME.

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW

AND REMEMBER TO PRAY

FOR ALL THOSE SINNERS

THAT LIVE IN THE WORLD,

ARE INDIVIDUALISTIC, 

ARE ADDICTED TO PLEASURE,

WATCH PORN,

AND PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT

SO GOD HAS MERCY ON THEIR SOULS

LISTEN TO MEEEEEE.

WORDS OF THE THERAPIST

 "DEAR THERAPIST... I DON´'T KNOW WHAT 

TO DO WITH ALL THIS ANGER

I HAVE ACCUMULATED

A CAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC

AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT CAN I DO

BECAUSE THESE DAYS I CANNOT HAVE FUN WITH ANYTHING

AND ALSO MY BOYFRIEND IS A MAN THAT DOUBLES MY AGE SO I WANNA KNOW

IF THAT IS WRONG OR ANYTHING 

SO PLS GIVE ME ADVICE"

-- JOHN DOE.

"WELL JOHN DOE, IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SEEM TO BE 

SOMETHING LIKE A BOUND JOCK OR SOMETHING...

I MEAN IT... YOU SEEM TO BE TANGLED

LIKE HELL IN A LOT OF NOEDS OF COMPLEXES AND SUPERSTICIONS.

WELL LOOK, THE BEST WAY TO GET RID OF ANGER IS

TO EXPRESS IT AND TRY TO DO IT 

IN THE HEALTHIEST WAY, SO I RECOMMEND YOU 

TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT FOR A WHILE.

AND TRY TO MAKE THE BEST AMOUNT OF FATALITIES

POSSIBLE.

IN SECOND PLACE WHAT YOU CAN DO AND IT'S

BEST FOR YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL HEALTH

IS TO READ BOOKS

THE BOOK I RECOMMEND YOU TO READ IS JELLO SALAD.

THIS BOOK IS FUN

AND YOU CAN LEARN A LOT

ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP AND BEAUTIFUL TENSION

BETWEEN CEREALS AS PRINCIPAL FOOD IN DIET.

IN THIRD PLACE

WELL. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP...

I MEAN.. YOU KNOW? 

THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE IS NOT THE AGE..

I MEAN...

IS YOUR BOYFRIEND HOT???

I MEAN...

HE CAN DOUBLE YOUR AGE

TRIPLE YOUR AGE

CUADRUPLE YOUR AGE

AGE DOES ..."""NOT"""

MA---TTER

ALRIGHT

I MEAN... IF YOUR DADDY IS HOT

YOU HAVE GREAT SEX WITH HIM

YOU GET ALONG

AND JOKE ALL THE TIME

AGE DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL

YOU """CAN""" BE HAPPY WITH AN OLDER MAN

AND ALSO

MEN GET BETTER WITH TIME

I MEAN...

LIKE WINE OR CHEESE

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???

IF HE IS HOT

AND YOU BOTH DESTROY THE BED

TOGETHER UNDER THE SHEETS

AGE IS """NEVER"""

AND OBSTACLE FOR LOVE

AND PLEASURE

AND IT IS GONNA GET A LOT BETTER 

IF THE GUY GIVES YOU ALSO

A LOT OF MONEY

LET'S USE THE MOTTO

"""MORE IS MORE""

SO FORGET ABOUT YOUR COMPLEXES

BE HAPPY

EXPRESS YOUR ANGER ONLINE PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT

DO A LOT OF FATALITIES

READ NICHOLAS BLINCOE BOOKS

AND ENJOY YOUR BOYFRIEND

AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW..."

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WORDS OF THE THERAPIST

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GRAB ON MY WAIST AND PUT THAT BODY ON ME AGAIN AND AGAIN

 

THEY MET AT THE MALL

"HI"

SAID THE BEAR PASTING HIS WAIST 

TO MICHAEL'S WAIST AND SMILING

"MY MOM IS BACK HOME FINALLY,

AIN'T THAT COOL???"

MICHAEL KISSED HIM ON THE LIPS

PASTING HIS TONGUE TO THE BEAR'S TONGUE

AND SUDDENLY

THEIR SPIT STARTED TO FLOW EVERYWHERE

WITH A PROFOUND WAVE OF LOVE ALL OVER THE PLACE

AND ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND JUMPED INTO THEIR SWIMSUITS

AND STARTED SWIMMING

"WE GO?" SAID THE BEAR

AND SUDDENLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE

MICHAEL GRABBED THE RIGHT HAND OF THE BEAR

AND STARTE PULLING HIM

"VERY BIG CHANGE?"

SAID THE BEAR IN BLISS AND FOLLOWED MICHAEL'S LEAD

"I LOVE THIS STORE" SAID THE BEAR SQUIZZING MICHAELS WAIST

"I LOVE IT TOO" SAID MICHAEL.

BOTH STARTED TO PLAY AROUND THE STORE

AT SOME POINT THE BEAR GRABBED A WINNIE THE POOH PLUSH 

AND THREW IT TO MICHAEL, WHO GRABBED THE PLUSH

AND THREW IT BACK

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AN HOUR LATER

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"OK ANDY THIS IS MY XMAS GIFT TO YOU... REALLY LIKE IT?"

"OH YEAH, REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE IT"

"WHAT'S MY PRESENT???"

THE BEAR PUT HIS HAND ON HIS POCKET AND STARTED TO TAKE THINGS

OUT OF IT, FIRST A KEYCHAIN, SECOND A 20 CMS STITCH PLUSH, A TV AND FINALLY MICHAEL'S PRESENT...

"THIS PERFUME... FOR YOU..."

THEY WALKED OUT THE STORE AND STARTED TACKLING EACH OTHER

AND PEOPLE AROUND STARTED TO TAKE PICTURES AND RECORD VIDEO

WITH THEIR SMARTPHONES

THEY WERE LAUGHING ALL OVER THE PLACE

AND PEOPLE LOOKING LAUGHED TOO.

"I'LL BUY YOU A SECOND PRESENT, ANDY... LET'S GET INSIDE THIS STORE"

"MORE PRESENTS... YOU AND I, ANGOLMOIS GENERATION

WE NEVER LACK OF MONEY"

"WE NEVER LACK OF ENVY EITHER"

"SO WHAT ARE WE DOING IN THE UNDERWEAR SECTOR"

"FOR YOU, MY LOVE MY SIN"

"MICHAEL??? THIS LEAVES LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION"

"C'MON IF YOU HAVE A GREAT ASS YOU HAVE TO SHOW IT OFF!!!"

"YOU KIDDING???"

"NOT AT ALL, FIRE OF MY LOINS"

"I'LL FEEL EXPOSED AND STUFF..."

"WELL YOU SHOULDN'T CARE, WHAT MATTERS, WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER

I'LL HAVE A BETTER VIEW"

"FINE, IF YOU WANT IT"

"TEA!!!" SAID ANDY AND STARS AND HEARTS

STARTED FLOWING FROM HIS EYES

JUST BY LOOKING

TO THE STORE LOGO

"YOU WANT THE SAME AS ALWAYS?"

SAID THE GIRL AT THE CASH REGISTER

"WHAT ARE THESE SPOTS CALLED CASH REGISTERS IF

NOBODY AROUND HAS CASH?

MICHAEL, WE ALL USE DEBIT OR CREDIT CARDS THESE DAYS..."

"AND YES WE WANT THE SAME, A TARO TEA COLD SUGAR FREE WITH WHOLE

COW MIL AND BOBA, AND A TIRAMISU TEA SUGAR FREE WITH WHOLE MILK"

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING ELSE?" SAID THE GIRL

ANDY THOUGHT ABOUT IT... BUT COULDN'T HELP IT

"YEAH, A PORSCHE CAR, AN APARTMENT IN MANHATTAN, A SMARTWATCH..."

"I CAN TELL BY YOUR EYES, ANDY THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL ME..."

"WELL YEAH..."

"MICHAEL, MY MOM HAD A BRAIN HEMORRHAGE. I WASNT TOLD B4.

IT WAS THAT FUCKING WITCH AT THE THEATER FOR SURE...

AND MY MOM ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL...

"AND???"

"MY BROTHER HAD AN ACCIDENT WHILE HE WAS 

ON HIS BYCICLE... IT WAS THE WITCH OF THE THEATER AGAIN..."

"I THINK THE SAME... WHAT YOU'LL DO???"

"I DUNNO... IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS, MICHAEL, TEN YEARS...

SHE DOESN'T STOP BOTHERING ME...

LIKE WHEN ONE OF MY CATS PEED ON ONE OF MY WORKS..."

"SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY LIMITS..."

"JOSH TOLD ME SHE WILL BE PUNISHED FOR ALL SHE DID TO ME

THE THING IS THE PUNISHMENT NEVER HAPPENS..."

"SO YOU WANT TO PUNISH HER???"

"NOT ONLY WANT... IVE DONE IT SOME TIMES ALREADY

SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY LEVEL OF COMPREHENSION

SO YOU SEE... SHE NEVER LEARNS"

"LOOK... WHAT IF WE TALK TO A JOURNALIST OR SOMETHING...

AND WE EXPOSE HER THING WITH MONEY

IT WAS 2013 WHEN YOU TOLD ME 

THAT ACCORDING TO THE TAROT

HER PRINCIPAL FUNCTION IN THE THEATER 

IS STEALING MONEY...

YOU ARE NEVER WRONG WITH THE CARDS..."

"I DON'T KNOW ANY JOURNALIST, MIKE..."

"BUT I DO. THAT WITCH WANTS WAR

SHE'LL HAVE IT"

"I'M LOVING THIS..."

WHO AM I?

THAT'S A LITTLE THING I'LL NEVER TELL

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME...

GOSSIP GAY.