THERE IS A POLL BELOW THE CARRIE PAINTING AT THE RIGHT SIDE BAR!!!

C'MON GUYS!

VOTE IN THE POLL!!!

YOU REALLY, REALLY, DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENNED TO EVA 04???

 

I LOST IN JEOPARDY!!!!!

 "MIKE... I WANT TO GO TO JEOPARDY"

"WHAT??? NO WAAAAAAYYYY!!! OVER MY DEAD BODY, YOU HEARD???
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"TODAY IN JEOPARDY WE HAVE TWO CONTESTANTS, MIKE AND CUB, LET'S APPLAUSE..." APPLAUSE " NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT..." NEVERENDING DRUMROLL "FRANCE SURVIVOR!!!" APPLAUSE 

 

 

 "NOW, QUESTION NUMBER ONE. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO GET TO L'OUVRE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY??? MIKE"

"EEEH" SHIT O:o I'M IN TROUBLE "CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THE LOUVRE?"

"CUB?"

"YOU ARE FROM THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD??? COULD YOU TELL ME  HOW I COULD GET TO THE L'OUVRE PLEASE, I BEG YOU???"

"AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FOR THE CUB!!! 1000 POINTS!!!"

HOW THIS CUB KNEW THIS QUESTIONS WOULD APPEAR IN JEOPARDY??? WE'LL TALK LATER!!! THIS IS MORE THAN EMBARRASSING!!!

"SECOND QUESTION. HOW YOU ASK FOR HALF A KILO OF HAM IN A STORE? MIKE?"

"I WANT HALF A KILO OF HAM, HOW MUCH IS IT???"

"CUB?"

"I WOULD LIKE A POUND OF HAM, PLEASE? HOW MUCH IS IT??? I HAVE THE COINS, DON'T WORRY"

"AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FOR THE CUB AGAIN!!!! 1000 POINTS!!!"

THIS CUB!!!

"THE NEXT QUESTION IS FOR 2000 POINTS. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? WILL MIKE AND THE CUB GET EAVEN???"

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS CUB!!!

"NOW THE QUESTION. IF YOU WANT TO BUY CHEESE, HOW YOU ASK FOR IT? MIKE?"

"I WANT A POUND OF CHEESE, PLEASE, I BEG YOU???"

"CUB"

"I WOULD LIKE A PIECE OF CHEESE, MEDIUM SIZE, PLEASE, AND THAT WOULD BE ALL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

"AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FOR THE CUB!!!"

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LATER

"DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOINS, MY LOVE, MY SIN... THAT WAS... VERY!!! EMBARRASSING!!!"

"YOU GOT A PRIZE, WHY YOU COMPLAIN???"

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING"

"YOU WON'T HAVE TO BUY TOILETTE PAPER FOR A LON, LONG TIME, MIKE... WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL???"

"IT WAS HUMILLIATING AND IN FRONT OF A LOT OF CAMERAS!!! PLUS YOU GOT A LOT OF MONEY"

"I GOT TIRED ANSWERING THOSE QUESTIONS. THERE'S... TWO PEOPLE... HERE!!! YOU'TE ONLY THINKING ON YOU AND YOUR LACK OF NEED OF BUYING TOILETTE PAPER"

"LOOK!!!"

AND HE GRABBED MY WAIST AND KISSED ME

"I LOVE YOU BLOCKHEAD"

O.O'!!!

 



THE CITY OF DREAMS???????????

"MIKE... YOU KNOW... I WAS THINKING..."

 

"ABOUT WHAT???"

 

"I KNOW WE'VE TALKED ABOUT PARIS OR NEW YORK, BUT..."

 

"???"

 

"I MEAN... THERE'S A CITY I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO LIVE IN"

 

"OH GOD! NO... DON'T TELL ME JUST NOW THAT-"

 

"LET ME TALK..."

 

"CUB?"

 

"LOOK. THERE'S A CITY WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE..."

 

"L.A.???"

 

"I MEAN... THERE IS MAGIC IN THAT PLACE, AND SO MUCH FUN AND..."

 

"YOU WANT TO MOVE TO A CITY CALLED... FANGTASIA???"

 

"NOPE. IT'S A VERY UNIQUE PLACE, PARTICULAR, WHERE PEOPLE HAVE FUN AND YOU CAN FIND PEOPLE FROM AROUND THE WORLD AND... THERE IS FANTASY AND, THE TECHNOLOGY AND THE ART ARE UNITED FOR ONLY ONE PURPOSE..."

 

"???"

 

"MIKE... I'M TALKING ABOUT DISNEYLAND"

 

 

 

MY BOYFRIEND FAMILY TREE!!!!!

GRANDMOTHER                                 GRANNY

 

DAD                                                     MOM

 

 BROTHER                                    SISTER IN LAW

NEPHEW

 CUBCAKE                                               MIKE

 

 

 

 SIS                                           BRO IN LAW

BABY NEPHEW

SHARON APPLE ···101010101011101010011010011110110

 

 

BY THE WAY. WE PUT A POLL UNDER THE CARRIE PAINTING

POLL LASTS JUST ONE WEEK

SAIONARA!!!

SANTIAGO DAILY NEWS

MY CUB SLEPT ALL DAY

HE FEELS TIRED, SO HARD FOR HIM IS TO RECOGNIZE THAT

HE DOESN'T HAVE NIGHTMARES ANYMORE

HE DOESNT KICK THE SHEETS ANYMORE

AND HE DOESN'T NEED MUSIC TO SLEEP ANYMORE

HOPE YOU LIKE TO READ THAT

HE HAS NOT PAINTED LATELY, HE HAS A LOT OF THINGS TO DO

 

BY THE WAY HE SOLVED THE PROBLEM WITH HIS FAMILY

HE POSTED THE JAMES DEAN BLUE JEANS VIDEO ON HIS FACEBOOK, AND PUT AT THE TOP "PARENT ISSUES".

AND HE POSTED A VIDEO OF DOLORES UMBRIDGE AND PUT AT THE TOP "MY GRANDMOTHER TRUE COLORS"

NOW EVERYTHING IS OKAY

 

NOW THE NEWS

________________________________________

 

CONFIRMED!!! PART OF THE CAST FOR STAR WARS 7 ARE: ANNE HATHAWAY, JUSTIN BIEBER, SELENA GOMEZ, BEN AFFLECK, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO, HILARY DUFF, ELLEN PAGE, ROBERT DE NIRO, JACK NICHOLSON, MILEY CYRUS, PAULA ABDUL, KRISTEN STEWART, ADAM SANDLER, AND PART OF THE CAST OF VAMPIRE DIARIES.

 

THIS INFORMATION WAS CONFIRMED BY SANTIAGO DAILY NEWS, IN AN INTERVIEW WITH MICKEY MOUSE, HAN SOLO, JEORGE LUCAS AND JJ ABRAHMS, SO YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IT!!!

 

SOME TRAILERS

 

HOT N' COLD

"MIKE, THE KITTEN NEEDS WATER"

 

"???"

 

"I THOUGHT MILK WOULD BE ENOUGH AS IT HAS WATER TOO"

 

"BUT... THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT"

 

"LOOK, I SAW A TV SHOW AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT FATALITY DAYS IN GENERAL"

 

"AND"

 

"WELL, SOME PEOPLE DELAY THE FATALITY DAY"

 

"???!!!"

 

 

"WELL AS YOU FEEL NERVOUS AND MOST OF THE TIME YOU GET STILL AND I HAVE TO KISS YOU FIRST... NEVERMIND"

 

"C'MON, TALK!!!"

 

"WELL, THERE WAS A GIRL EXPERT IN FATALITIES AND WAS TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELAY THE FATALITY DAY, EVEN THOUVH THEY'RE DESPERATE TO DO IT AND... THEY ASK AND ASK AND ALL AND, THEY KEEP DELAYING..."

 

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???"

 

"WELL, SHE SAID THAT IN THOSE CASES THE PERSON HAS GREAT EXPECTATIONS AND THE FATALITY DAY IS SO IMPORTANT, THAT MAKES THEM NERVOUS AND THEY FEEL LIKE THEY WANT TO JUMP INTO THE SWIMMING POOL BUT THEY WANT IT SO MUCH, THEY JUST FREAK OUT"

 

 

"CUB???"

 

"AND I STARTED THINKING AND MY WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION, YOU KNOW, MADE ME THINK ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO YOU AND ALL THE GREAT EXPECTATIONS YOU HAVE. AND I USED TO GET ANGRY ABOUT YOUR LACK OF DETERMINATION, AND SOMETIMES I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN MF, BUT THE REAL THING IS YOU'RE A BFF"

 

"CUB. HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD... SOMETIMES YOU SAY SO BEAUTIFUL THINGS... YOU MAKE PEOPLE CRY???"

 

"NOPE. BUT I KNOW THAT HAPPENS"

 

"I'M TELLING YOU NOW"

 

"SO THIS WONT' HAPPEN, RIGHT???"

 

"NOPE"

 

"I WUV YOU"

 

MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR

 

THE WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION

"""YOU""" FEEL GUILTY????

"CUB, WHAT YOU ARE SAYING???"

 

"I FEEL GUILTY. AND... I THINK THAT IS JUST SENSATIONAL"

 

"AND WHAT ABOUT THAT I SHOULD NOT FEEL GUILT CAUSE IT'S ABSURD AND OLD FASHIONED AND USELESS IN LIFE???"

 

"WELL. LOOK. IT'S CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE CORNER. I CAN FEEL THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS, OVERALL IF I HAVE TO MAKE A QUEUE TO BUY SOMETHING"

 

"WHAT"

 

"AND I FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT IT"

 

"WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING"

 

"I FEEL GUILTY, YOU DON'T FEEL IT TOO???"

 

"WHY SHOULD I FEEL IT???"

 

"IT'S WHAT I SAY, IT'S CHRISTMAS, AND BY NOW, WHEN YOU WANT TO BUY SOMETHING, THERE ARE ALREADY QUEUES TO PAY..."

 

"AND HOW THAT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY???"

 

"THIS WAY!!!"

 

 

 

"VANITY IS FAIR!!!"

 



I STILL REMEMBER THAT ROMANTIC NIGHT WHEN WE BOTH MET EACH OTHER

WE TOOK THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS!!!!!

 

"CUB, SUGARCUB, CUBCAKE... WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE???!!!"

 

"I WANT TO KNOW SOME ANSWERS"

 

"YEAH??? SO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO PRIVATE SCHOOL???"

 

"UGH. NOPE."

 

"WELL THEN???"

 

"???"

 

 

 

"HEY, YOUR PRIVATE SCHOOL WAS WITH UNIFORM AND ALL, AND, YOU KNOW, LIKE ALL WERE BORING AND"

 

"NOPE. ALL SCHOOLS IN CHILE MAKE YOU USE UNIFORM. THE ONE OF MY SCHOOL WAS UGLY AND CHEAP. UGLYEAR THAN AN OTTO DIX PAINTING. YOU KNOW? I DUNNO HOW OTTO DIX DID IT, BUT HIS PAINTINGS ARE UGLY BUT YOU WANT TO SEE THEM. THERE'S SOMETHING APPEALING IN THOSE WORKS... ANYWAY"

 

"BUT IT WAS PRIVATE"

 

"YEAH, BUT THE IDEA OF MY SCHOOL IS TO BRING HIGH QUALITY EDUCATION, BUT NOT AT A VERY EXPENSIVE COST. I MEAN IT'S NOT 5.OOO BUCKS THE SEMESTER. BY THEN WAS LIKE 100 BUCKS A MONTH. NOW IT'S LIKE AT 200"

 

"???"

 

"IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO GET IN"

 

 

 

"OH. AND ALL WERE BORING AND HAD LIKE... NUN BEHAVIOUR???"

 

"NOPE. ALL THE OPPOSSITE. THE SCHOOL WAS TOO DEMANDING, SO TEACHERS UNDRSTOOD THAT WE DID NOT NEED MORE PRESSURE, THEY WERE VERY LIGHT ABOUT DISCIPLINE, AND NUN BEHAVIOUR WAS SEEN LIKE THE MOST STUPID THING IN THE WORLD, SO"

 

"HERE'S THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS... AND MIKE... PLEASE BEHAVE. WE ARE NOT WIZARDS AND IF THEY FIND OUT, THEY WILL KICK US OUT OF THE TRAIN"

 

"ALRIGHT"

 

"I MEAN IT"

 

"WHY YOU WANT TO WO TO HOGWARTS?"

 

"YOU'LL SEE. AND AS I KNOW, EVRYONE WANTS TO GO THERE"

 

 

"MAYBE I'M NOT EVERYONE...???"

 

"LOOK, YOU'LL SEE. TRUST ME"

 

"HEY YOU ARE GONNA SEE THE HUNGER GAMES TODAY, RIGHT???"

 

"YES!!! ONE DAY BEFORE OUR FANS OF THE STATES!!! I CANNOT SAY THE SAME ABOUT CARRIE, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT IR BUT I HAD TO SEE THE CAMRIP, ANYWAY"

 

"AND IT WAS RATED PG-13, LIKE IT THE RUMOR OF THE CENSORSHIP AND THE GHOST OF, YOU KNOW, DICTATORSHIP OVER THE PRESIDENT WENT OT MOUTH TO MOUTH AND... ANYWAY"

 

"SO YOU ARE A BOURGEOIS BOHEMIAN, CUB"

 

"YES. MY FAMILY HAS A BOURGEOIS BEHAVIOUR IN SOCIAL LIFE, BUT THEY ARE LEFT WINGED. SO AM I, BUT CAPITALIST TOO, THAT, CHILEANS DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEY THINK IF YOU ARE LEFT WINGED YOU HAVE TO HATE MONEY AND EVEN BE POOR"

 

"THAT'S JUST ABSURD"

 

"WELL, I'M CAPITALIST AND LEFT WINGED, GUESS THAT MEANS LIBERAL. YOU KNOW I WANT TO BE A FASHION DESIGNER, AND THEREFORE, HAVE AN EMPIRE SOMEDAY. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST MONEY"

 

"OH, I SEE"

 

"YOU KNOW? MY SISTER USED TO PROTEST FOR EDUCATION WHEN THAT WAS NOT IN FASHION LIKE NOW. I USED TO TALK TO HER, AND I WOULD TELL HER NOT TO DO THAT. BUT SHE WAS LIKE "I FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS AND WHAT I BELIEVE!!!". IT WAS DANGEROUS BY THEN. NOW ALL GEN YERS HAVE SMARTPHONES AND AS SMARTPHONES HAVE CAMERAS, YOU CAN RECORD AND UPLOAD A LOT OF THINGS, SO IT'S NOT THE SAME THING"

 

"UH, OH... I SEE"

 

"WE ARRIVED"

 

"CUB... I LOVE YOU"

 

"???"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"I LOVE YOU TOO"

 

"THESE WINGED PIGS ARE JUST A JOKE, LIKE ANYTHING ELSE HERE AT HOGWARTS"

 

"CUB, HOGWARTS IS A DANGEROUS PLACE. HAGRID SAID IT WAS THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH. SO CLUELESS HE IS"

 

"WE DID NOT TAKE THE TRAIN TO NOT GET IN. IF YOU REALLY DID NOT WANT TO GO IN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT "BEFORE" WE GENT INTO PLATFORM 9 3/4. SO WE ARE GOING IN"

 

"???"

 

 

"WE ARE WIZARDS!!!"

 

"SHUT UP, MIKE!!!"

 

"WHAT???"

 

"MIKE, I NEED TO TALK TO MC GONAGALL"

 

"WHY???"

 

"CAUSE SHE IS TOUGH AND HAS CHARACTER, BUT WE ALL NOW SHE IS VERY GOOD AT HEART, COME WITH ME"

 

"NOPE"

 

"LOOK. I GOT THIS, JUST COME. YOU'R AFFRAID OF A WITCH???"

 

"OF COURSE NOT?"

 

"THEN I WONDER WHY YOU WOULD NOT COME WITH ME TO TALK TO HER"

 

"I CAN GO AND I WILL"

 

"PROFESSOR MC GONAGALL, WE THINK WE ARE WIZARDS AND WE ARE NOT SURE"

 

WHAT HE'S DOING???

 

"WIZARDS?" SAID MC GONAGALL

 

"WELL, THERE'S SOME MAGIC IN US SO, WE WONDER IF WE'RE WIZARDS. WE THINK THE SORTING HAT CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION"

 

"HOW YOU'RE WIZARDS AND YOU DON'T KNOW THAT" MC GONAGALL!!!

 

"WE CAN DO SOME TRICKS"

 

"LIKE WHAT???"

 

AND THE CUB TURNED HIS HAIR RED, WITH THE LITTLE BRAIDS AND HIS CLOTHES TURNED GREEN. AND HE STARTED TO SHOW OFF HIS COLORFULL PHEROMONES.

"OH, I SEE" SAID MC GONAGALL. "THAT'S ENOUGH PROOF FOR ME. WAIT FOR ME, I'LL GO SEEK THE SORTING HAT"

"THANKS, PROFFESSOR MC GONAGALL"

AND SHE LEFT

"CUB... WHAT... YOU'RE DOING???"

"I GUESS I KNOW SOMETHING BUT I WANT TO BE SURE. I GUESS I NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

???!!!
SHIT!!!

"HERE'S THE SORTING HAT" SAID MC GONAGALL ON HER WAY BACK.

"I WANT TO KNOW FIRST" SAID THE CUB.

SO MC GONAGALL PUT THE SORTING HAT OVER HIS HEAD

"I SEE MAGIG INSIDE YOU. AND A LOT OF WISDOM. YOU CAN SOLVE AND MAKE RIDDLES. AND YOU PREFFER TO HANDLE SITUATIONS ON YOUR FAVOR IN A DIPLOMATIC AND TRICKY WAY OVER VIOLENCE. THERE'S A SENCE OF HUMOR AND OF COURSE YOU ARE FROM... RAVENCLAW!!!!"

 

"WELL" SAID MC GONAGALL "IT'S THE TURN OF YOUR FRIEND"

 

SO MC GONAGALL PUT THE SORTING HAT OVER MY HEAD

 

"YOU ARE SMART AND LOGIC. BUT IMPULSIVE, AND YOUR CHARACTER IS TOO STRONG. YOU ARE BRAVE AND COWARD, AS A LYON. IF YOU CAN FIGHT AND HAVE TO, YOU WILL, AND YOUR ELEMENT IS FIRE... YOU ARE FROM... GRYFFINDOR!!!!"

"YOU GUYS ARE NOT WIZARDS" SAID MC GONAGALL "BUT I CAN TELL THERE IS SOMETHING VERY PARTICULAR IN BOTH OF YOU. NOT ONLY MAGIC. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T WIZARDS, BUT AS YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU, I WANTED TOO. NOW I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE GO BACK TO THE TRAIN STATION AND LEAVE HOGWARTS"

"YES, PROFESSOR." SAID THE CUB "AND... YOU'RE MY IDOL"

MC GONAGALL JUST SMILED AND WE LEFT.

WHEN WE WERE IN THE TRAIN ON OUR WAY BACK, I TOLD THE CUB

"YOU ALREADY KNEW YOU ARE FROM RAVENCLAW AND I AM FROM GRYFFINDOR, RIGHT???"

"YES, BUT YOU DIDN'T"

"WELL. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN SO MUCH"