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WARNING!!!

 

THESE VIDEOS VALUE MUSHROOM

AND CAN HURT SOME PEOPLE'S SENSIBILITY

IF YOU ARE AN ADULT, YOU SHOULD BETTER WATCH THEM

IN COMPANY OF YOUR PARENTS

 

I TOLD YOU

 

 

 

"THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS" TAROT CARDS!!!!

WHAT A BETTER WAY TO SURVIVE TO THIS

LAST HOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING STRESSING WEEKEND

THAN WITH THE WISDOM AND ILLUMINATION

OF JACK SKELLINGTON

AND HIS FRIENDS

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TRY TO THINK IN NO PRICES

AND NOT IN "THAT" PRESENT YOU WANT

BUT YOU KNOW IT'S JUST OUT OF STOCK

JUST DON'T OVERTHINK O.-

 

THE EMPEROR

 

THE EMPRESS

 

THE LOVERS

 KING OF SWORDS                                STRENGTH

 THE HERMIT                                                  HIGH PRIESTESS

 

ACE OF SWORDS                    TEMPERANCE

 

ACE OF CUPS

THE LOVERS REVERSED

THE MAGICIAN

THE HIEROPHANT

THE MOON

JUDGEMENT

 

ACE OF PENTACLES

THE SUN

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

THE HANGED MAN

 

THE STAR

THE CHARIOT

THE FOOL

THE TOWER

THE EMPEROR REVERSED

 

THE DEVIL

DEATH

JUSTICE

""""THE WORLD""""

LAST HOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

"MISTER MICHAEL LERKOFF"

 

I HEARD.

UGH!!!!!!

DIDN'T KNOW MY NAME COULD SOUND SO UGLY

 

"COULD YOU TELL ME PLEASE, WHY??? WE'RE HERE IN A LAST HOUR SHOPPING??? FOR CRHISTMAS???!!!"

 

"TAKE IT EASY CUB, I JUST FORGOT TO BUY SOMETHING"

 

I SAID SHOWING OFF A ROLL OF PAPER THAT UNROLLED LOOKS LIKE A CARPET

 

"HELL, YEAH!!! THAT LOOKS COOL"

 

"THAT'S WHY I CAME WITH YOU!!!"

 

"MIKE??? WE COULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE SOMETHING I WANT TO DO TOO!!! NOT ONLY YOU!"

 

"WELL... I THOUGHT... YOU COULD HELP"

 

"WHAT???"

 

"LOOK, THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE AND I NEED TO BUY ALL THESE THINGS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TRYNG TO SAY???"

 

"???"

 

"DON'T PLAY FOOL ON ME"

 

"MIKE, I'M GOING HOME, YOU LOSE YOUR TIME ON YOUR OWN"

 

"SILLY RABBIT... TRIX ARE FOR KIDS"

 

"O.O!!! AH, WEEEEELL. IN THAT CASE, I CAN HELP. BUT YOU DON'T SAY THAT I SHOULD KEEP MY HATTORI HANZO STEEL HIDDEN??? LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE ME TO PLAY... WITH IT???"

 

"YES, BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY"

 

"ROGER THAT!!! SO LET'S START WITH PERFUMES!!! THAT GIRL WANTS ONE FROM ONE DIRECTION AND SHE IS ON MY WAY, THE WRONG WAY RIGHT NOW... NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!!!"

 



SANTIAGO DAILY NEWS

SO EVERYBODY IS VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW

THAT CAN EXPLAIN THE LACK OF POSTS HERE

THAT'S ALL

 

 

 

LOVE AND PEACEEEEE!!!!!!!



FIVE DAYS FOR CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!

 

 

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FSFSFDSFSSSSSFSSSS

 

 

 

GOOD NEWS!!!!

AFTER I POSTED THAT MY CUB

DID NOT WANT FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER ANYMORE

HE RECEIVED A SPAM MESSAGE

OFFERING HIM "FREE FOLLOWERS"

WITH THE TWITTER LOGO AND ALL

 

WHO DID THAT???

 

I HAVE NO IDEA

 

SEVEN DAYS FOR CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!

 

I WANT VISUAL CONFIRMATION NO MOOOORE!!!!!

SO I WAS THERE. THE PLACE WAS BLUE, COLOR BLUE

 

 

AND THERE WAS MY BOYFRIEND

 

"CUB, WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE???"

 

"I WANTED TO GET VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT SOMETHING. NOW I LIKE VISUAL CONFIRMATION AS MUCH AS YOU DO, DON'T WE LOVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION?"

 

"I THINK THE SAME WAY"

 

IT WAS ANOTHER CUB. 2 CUBS. SOMEONE THREW WATER OVER HIM OR SOMETHING??? LIKE IN GREMLINS???

 

"YOU KNOW, WE HAVE NOT SEEN THE SECOND SEASON OF VAMPIRE DIARIES. MAYBE THE FIRST SEASON IS CRAP BUT WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT SECOND SEASON. IF SECOND SEASON IS SHIT, BETTER CONFIRM, VISUAL CONFIRMATION IS NEEDED"

 

"WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT HOW MUCH LONGER THE HOBBIT IS, IT WAS NOT RELEASED YET HERE, DON'T YOU LOVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

THAT WAS A THIRD CUB. WHAT WAS GOING ON??? NOW I HAVE THREE BOYFRIENDS WHO ARE THE SAME???

 

"IF AN APPLE FALLS FROM A TREE IT FALLS TO THE FLOOR, MAYBE WE NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT IT"

 

NOW THERE WAS FOUR CUBS

 

"MIKE, EARTH IS A MIX OR A SOLUTION??? I NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION ABOUT IT"

 

SAID A FIFTH CUB

AND I SHOUTED

 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

 

 

 

AND I WOKE UP

 

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"HI MIKE, YOU KNOW, I WAS TOLD THE HOBBIT WILL BE RELEASED NEXT WEEK HERE IN THE ASS OF THE WORLD. MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK IT IN THE NET, LIKE I NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

"CUB. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT"

 

"WHEN WE WATCH MOVIES TOGETHER WE CUDDLE. WE'LL DO THAT IN THE MOVIE THEATER???"

 

"NO, IT'S ABOUT VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

"YOU NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION THAT IF WE CUDDLE IN THE MOVIE THEATER A BIG MESS WON'T HAPPEN???"

 

"NO"

 

"YOU DON'T WANT TO CUDDLE???"

 

"LISTEN. LET ME TALK. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT VISUAL CONFIRMATION ANYMORE. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU DON'T LIE TO ME. AND AFTER ALL THE TIMES YOU HAVE SAID "VISUAL CONFIRMATION" I GOT "VISUAL CONFIRMATION" ABOUT THAT "VISUAL CONFIRMATION"... IS ANNOYING!!!"

 

"WELL. YES. JUST NOW THAT I LOVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

"PLEASE???"

 

"MICHAEL. WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS???"

 

"NO REASON"

 

"???"

 

"I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT"

 

"ALRIGHT. I JUST SAY THIS EXTREME CHANGE OF MIND..."

 

"I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?"

 

"OH, YES. THREE TIMES. I GET IT. YOU'RE FUNNY MIKE. KUSS MICH"

"""CLAUDIA"""

 

 

INTERSTELLA 5555

 

 

 

VENUS AS A BOY

"MICHAEL, I SAID NO..."

 

"HELL YEAH!!! I'M YOUR "GIRLFRIEND" AND I CANNOT POST THIS MUSIC VIDEO???"

 

"I SAID NO. IT'S AN ORDER! I HAVE SPOKEN!!!"

 

"YOU HAVE SPOKEN YOUR ASS!"

 

"I SAID NO, WAIT!!!"

 

"THERE IT IS!"

 

"SHIT"

 



NINE DAYS FOR CHRISTMAS' EVE!!!!



BREAKING NEWS!!!!

MICHELLE BACHELET KICKS A BITCH'S ASS

 

BACHELET 63% VOTES

BITCH 37% VOTES

 

AS PINERA DID NOTHING, BUT STEAL, AND KICK SOME YOUNGSTERS' ASSES

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL RESULT

 

 

LOVE AND PEACEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND?????? O.o'

"MIKE, ONE OF THE MORMON GIRLS HAS A FASCINATION WITH ME"

 

"YEAH?"

 

"100% SURE"

 

"YOU... LIKE HER?"

 

"WELL, SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL BUT MORMONS DON'T WEAR TIGHT JEANS... SO..."

 

"???!!!"

 

"MICHAEL, I CANNOT LIKE HER, SHE'S MORMON, GET REAL, PLEASE, ADVENT CALENDAR?"

 

"SO, WHAT YOU'LL DO???"

 

"WELL THOSE GIRLS CANNOT GO MY PLACE, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE HER GREAT EXPECTATIONS"

 

"GREAT?"

 

"ALRIGHT. SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT IF I WANTED TO GET BAPTIZED AND I WAS SMOKING AND TOLD ME NOT TO"

 

"OH, YES. GREAT... EXPECTATIONS"

 

"SO I WAS THINKING I SHOULD TELL HER THAT YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND, WHAT DO YOU THINK??? WITH THAT, PROBLEM SOLVED!!!"

 

"YOU... WHAT???!!!"

 

"SO HOW YOU WANT TO BE CALLED??? CLAUDIA??? JENNIFER???"

 

"CUB??? WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???"

 

"WELL, I CANNOT TELL HER I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, WELL, I CAN, BUT THERE WOULD BE CONSECUENCES"

 

"WTF??? ALRIGHT! CLAUDIA"

 

"WELL THEN, I'LL BE LOUIS"