Saturday, December 7, 2013
PERSONAL TRAINER????
"CUB. WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT MEASURING TAPE???"
"MIKE, TODAY I'M YOUR PERSONAL TRAINER!!!"
"O.o'!!!"
"SO I'M GONNA MEASURE YOUR BICEPS AND THEN..."
"STOP RIGHT THERE!!! YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A DUMBASS!!! YOU ARE TELLING HOW I LOOK CAUSE I DON'T LET YOU UPLOAD ANY OF MY PICTURES!"
"WELL, WE'RE WASTING TIME THEN, LET'S JUST UPLOAD A PICTURE!!!"
"NOPE!"
"WELL THEN, YOU'LL EXERCISE. IT IS AN ORDER! I HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
"IT'S HEALTHY TO WORK OUT, YOU SEE???"
"SHIT!!! LOOK..."
"LOOK NOTHING, KEEP TRAINING"
"TT_TT"
"MIKE, ALL THE THINGS WE DO HAVE CONSECUENCES. LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS"
"THIS IS NOT FUNNY"
"YOU THINK???"
"SHIT!!!"
"WHAT???"
"NOTHING -.- "
DREAM OF MY DREAMS
FIRE OF MY LOINS
------------MY NIGHTMARE---------
MY LOVE, MY SIN
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BLONDE PHILOSOPHY
"PARIS HILTON IS JUST FUNNY!!!"
"YOU THINK CUB???"
"YOU DON'T???"
"I DUNNO"
"C'MON, SHE'S THE PERFECT BARBIE, PLUS SHE'S JUST FUN. I'VE HEARD SHE MAKES LIKE SHE'S DUMB, BUT SHE'S NOT"
"REALLY???"
"WELL, SOME BLONDES MAKE LIKE THEY'RE DUMBS, GOOD IDEA AS ALL PEOPLE EXPECT THE OPPOSSITE"
"WHAT???"
"WELL, YOU ARE NOT DUMB AND YOU ARE BLOND"
"???"
"YOU KNOW PEOPLE FALL INTO STEREOTYPES AND THEN THEY BELIEVE ALL BLONDS OR BLONDES ARE STUPID, BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE, ALL PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT"
"CUB???"
"MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU BEHAVE LIKE A MEATHEAD SOMETIMES BUT YOU'RE NOT, SO IT'S LIKE SOME BLOND PEOPLE USE THEIR COLOUR HAIR AS CAMOUFLAGE TO MAKE OTHERS THINK THEY'RE SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT"
"WHAT???"
"AND IF BLONDS OR BLONDES ARE STUPID, I DON'T CARE, I LIKE THEM ANYWAY"
"SOUNDS... FLATTERING???"
"YOU THINK???"
THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!
HELL YEAH!!!!! JUSTIN RUSSO!!!!
"MIKE, THIS GUY'S SO FUNNY N'HOT"
"YES! SO, IN KINSEY SCALE???"
"I SAY 3"
"YEAH, ME TOO"
"I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE MORE AMBIGUOUS ON TV, PLUS IT'S DISNEY CHANNEL"
"YOU THINK?"
"YEAH, SO AMBIGUOUS... AS I KNOW ANYTHING AMBIGUOUS IS ATTRACTIVE, APPEALING... FOR BOYS AND GIRLS"
"YEAH, THAT'S... TRUE"
"YOU CAN ASK MARLON BRANDO IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME"
"YOU THINK HE'S LIKE THAT? I MEAN THE ACTOR"
"ALL ACTORS REPRESENT THEMSELVES"
"REALLY???"
"ARTISTS DO THE SAME"
"BUT IN REAL LIFE...??? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"
"MIGHT HAVE A DIFFERENT BEHAVIOUR, BUT THAT IS ONE OF HIS TRUE-SELVES, I'M SURE ABOUT IT. I THINK IT'S BETTER THINK THAT"
"HOW SKINNY YOU THINK HE IS IN REAL LIFE?"
"A LOT, TV MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE 30 POUNDS MORE FAT. I LIKE HIM ANYWAY"
"YOU DO???"
"YOU DON'T??? YEAH, I CAN SAY IT, NOW HE IS OVERAGE"
"SO THE ACTOR IS LIKE THAT???"
"YEAH, WHY YOU THINK HE PLAYS THE CHARACTER SO NATURALLY???"
Friday, December 6, 2013
O·A·T·H
IN BRIGHTEST DAY
IN BLACKEST NIGHT
NO EVIL SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT
LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP EVIL'S MIGHT
BEWARE MY POWER
GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT
IF YOU DON'T KNOW, DOROTHY AND ALICE APPEAR IN ALL MOVIES
HERE THE LANTERN HAS AN EMERALD COLOUR
WE HAVE THE POWER TO OVERCOME FEAR
······FLASHBACK!!!!······
"UGH... NOOO... YUCK!!!!"
"CUB WHY YOU ARE LOOKING AT THIS???"
"AND YOU'RE EATING POP CORN"
"YEP. YOU WANT???"
"NOPE"
"UGHHHHH!!!"
"CUB WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS???"
"TO OVERCOME FEAR... JUST THINK IT'S LIKE A LUDOVICO THERAPY"
"YEAH? YOU WERE NOT OVER THIS STUFF???"
"I AM, LOOK"
"ANYWAY I SEE YOU UNSTABLE"
"I'LL BE FINE, MIKE"
"SURE???"
"I JUST CANNOT BE STUCK IN THE PAST. I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD."
"SO?"
"THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE NOT TOLD YOU"
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"OH I SEE, SO THIS IS ABOUT ME"
"ABOUT US, BLOCKHEAD!!!"
"I... WELL..."
"LOOK I FELT SO GOOD WHEN ME AND THE MORMON GIRLS TALKED. I FELT SAFE. LIKE GOD WAS MEANING NO HARM. FELT BETTER THAN MY SILVER AGE..."
"SO WHAT HAPPENNED???"
"GUESS IT WAS SO INTENSE THE "GOD FEELING" THAT TRIGGERED SOMETHING IN MY HEAD. BUT I'LL BE FINE"
"SURE???"
"YES. AND MY FRONTAL CORTEX DOESN'T HURT, SO..."
"???"
"I FEEL GOOD, MIKE, I'M JUST CONFUSED, SO I'M TRYING TO THINK WITHOUT OVERTHINKING"
"MAKES... A LOT OF SENSE"
"I<3U"
---BLUSH---
RETRO MUSIC!!!!
"SO YOU'RE GOING RETRO MIKE"
"WHAT???"
"WE LOOK WAY YOUNGER THAN WE ARE"
"???"
"IS IT NOT TRUE???"
"LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT "YEARS OLD"
"BUT... WE ARE YOUNG... AT SPIRIT"
"CUB WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT???"
"THIS MUSIC IS NOT NEW TO US BOTH"
"I LIKE R&B... A LOT"
"YEP. YEAH, I LIKE IT"
"WHAT??? R&B IS JUST AWESOME!!!"
"I SAID I LIKE IT CUB, NOT THAT I DISLIKE IT!!!"
"FINE"
"YOU'RE ANGRY FOR THE PICTURES OF MY CUB IN SUIT???"
"NOPE"
"SO?"
"I'M MOODY LATELY"
"YOU ARE ALWAYS MOODY"
"NOT AS MUCH AS YOU"
"WE ARE... ARGUING HERE???"
"YOU KNOW? I WAS ASKING FOR MY DECKS TO COME, LIKE HAVING THE WILL AND ALL, AS I READ IN "THE SECRET" BOOK, AND SUDDENLY THREE MORMONS KNOCKED MY DOOR"
"YOU DON'T LIKE THAT???"
"NO, I DO. IT'S LIKE... GOD DID SOMETHING. MAYBE HE GOT AWAKE FROM HIS ETERNAL NAP. I FEEL THAT IS MORE THAT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING, I MEAN, MORE THAN THE DECKS, AND THAT JUST MESSES WITH MY MIND. SO GOD REALLY CARES ABOUT ME???"
"WHAT IF HE MAKES IT ALL UP"
"YOU WEREN'T THERE. YOU DID NOT SEE IT. THE GIANT OF LIGHT. I KNOW WHAT I SAW"
"THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER IT"
"DOESN'T MEAN I FORGOT EVERYTHING. I CANNOT FORGET THAT! FOR MY OWN SAFETY"
"SO YOU ARE... SCARED???"
"YES, BUT AT THE SAME TIME... I FEEL GOOD. BUT CONFUSED. I LEARNED TO BE SELF SUFFICIENT. I'M WORRIED. I FEEL LIKE CHARLIE BROWN WITH THE FOOTBALL. AND LIKE GOD IS LUCY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???"
"YES BUT... MAYBE WITH... ONE STEP AT A TIME???"
"YOU THINK???"
"YEP"
"SO YOU... THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA"
"JUST GIVE HIM A CHANCE. IF HE LOOSES IT, IT WILL BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO GET ANOTHER ONE. YOU THINK HE'LL LOSE A CHANCE LIKE THIS??? THAT GUY CAN BE ALL WHAT YOU SAY, THE BAD AND GOOD, BUT HE'S NOT STUPID"
"ALRIGHT, BUT IF ALL BLOWS UP, YOU'LL HAVE TO CLEAN THE MESS. GOD WON'T DO THAT"
"DEAL!"
Thursday, December 5, 2013
CUB, YOU LOOK HOT!!!!
"WHY YOU'RE WEARING THOSE CLOTHES, CUB, YOU'RE A YUPPIE???"
"NOPE"
"SO???"
"YOU ARE MAKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS"
"YOU LOOK SOOO HOT!"
"YEAH???"
"YES, YOU DON'T KNOW, I BELIEVE YOU, FOR REAL"
"MIKE, SHUT UP"
"WHY YOU LOOK LIKE THAT???"
"THREE MORMON GIRLS CAME TO MY HOME TO TALK ABOUT "THE LORD" SO I SAID, "WHY NOT?"
"WHAT???"
"THEY'RE MORMONS. GET REAL"
"WHAT THEY SAID?"
"LOOK, IT'S BEEN A WHILE GOD IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR, SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER LET HIM IN"
"REALLY???? -.-"
"SO I GAVE THE LAZY GUY A CHANCE"
"AND???"
"I'VE NEVER SEEN A HUGEST APOLOGY IN MY WHOLE LIFE"
"THEY WERE FROM THE STATES???"
"YEP. THEY WERE SURPRISED. I CAN TALK ENGLISH AS I LIVE IN THE ASS OF THE WORLD!!!"
"SO?"
"THEY SAID THINGS I DON'T KNOW AND I SAID THINGS THEY DID NOT KNOW, BUT MAINLY WE TALKED ABOUT THE SAME THING. AND I ASKED THEM IF MORMONS HAVE ESP, THEY DID NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING"
"AND WHY YOU'RE WEARING THOSE CLOTHES... YOU LOOK SOOOO GOOOOOD"
"THEY INVITED ME TO A REUNION SO I'LL GO"
"WHAT???"
"C'MON, I'LL BEHAVE AND PRETEND I'M FRIGID"
"SOUNDS LIKE DANGER TO ME"
"SINCE WHEN WE DON'T LIKE DANGER, CHEESECAKE???. AND IF GOD MAKES A BOLD CALL, WHY NOT LISTEN???"
"SO YOU DON'T FEEL FEAR"
"NOPE"
"YOU'LL GO, BUT... I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU READ IN THE TAROT DECKS"
"ALRIGHT"
"AND, I'LL TAKE YOU SOME PICTURES"
"NO WAY!!!"
"C'MON, YOU LOOK GOOD!!!"
"I SAID NO. AND NO IS NO, PERIOD!!!!"
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"YOU SEE CUB, I HAD TO TAKE THOSE PICTURES"
"THIS IS JUST EMBARRASSING!!!"
CUB AT PLAY
READY TO PLAY???
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
"MIKE I JUST LOOOOVE CHRISTMAS!!!"
"I LIKE IT TOO... LIKE YOU'RE LEAKING ENTHUSIASM, YOU KNOW???"
"WELL... MAYBE A LITTLE BIT"
"GIFTS, LOVE AND PEACE FOR EVERYONE, YEP"
"I DUNNO WHERE I WILL GO FOR CHRISTMAS, BUT IN MY SISTER'S APT LAST TIME WAS BORING. YOU SHOULD BUY ME THAT NINTENDO 3DS YOU SAID ONCE"
"YEAH, AND YOU'LL PLAY NINTENDO FOR CHRISTMAS IF YOU GET BORED???"
"WHY NOT?? AND I WANT A WAPPY ROBOT DOG, YOU SAID YOU WOULD BUY ME ONE TOO"
"YOU REMEMBER ALL WHAT I SAY???"
"MAINLY, BUT SOME THINGS I TRY NOT TO. LIKE THOSE THINGS ARE IN MY RECYCLE BIN"
"I COULD REALLY TELL YOU WHAT YOU SAY AND NOT DO"
"YES!!! TELL ME!!! SO I DON'T DO IT AND KARMA ACCUMULATES OVER YOUR HEAD!!! NOW WE'RE EVEN, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY..."
"MAYBE ANOTHER DAY..."
"YEAH. LIKE... ETERNITY OR... NEVER"
"YOU'RE MOCKING ON ME???"
"NOPE, MISTER LERKOFF!!!"
"HUM. I SEE"
"I WAS LOOKING FOR FREE SHIPPING COOL STORES IN THE NET TO BUY REALLY COOL CLOTHES.... AND THE CONCLUSION IS!!!"
"BETTER GO TO CHEDID JAFET"
"YOU ARE AVOIDING THE SUBJECT, YEP. ANYWAY... HEY, DON'T SMILE"
"YOU KNOW I'LL MAKE IT UP"
"SAY THAT THREE TIMES AN I'LL BELIEVE YOU"
"IS THAT NECESSARY???"
"NOPE"
"KUSS MICH"
ABOUT REALITY TV AND OTHER STUFF
"MIKE, I LOOOVE THIS SHOW. IT'S LIKE LOL·LOL. HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT GOT CANCELLED"
"I DUNNO EITHER. YOU WANNA KNOW???"
"NOPE, BUT IT'S LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF SUCCESSFUL VERSIONS OF THE SHOW AROUND THE WORLD. THERE'S ONE CROSSING THE MOUNTAINS"
"YEAH... ARGENTINA"
"OBVIOUSLY THIS SHOW IS NOT REAL. MORE THAN SURREALISTIC, PLAINLY PSYCHODELIC"
"???"
"IT'S ALL SCHEDULED, AND MADE THAT WAY TO MOCK ON REALITY TV, OVERALL CAUSE REALITY TV IS NOT REAL"
"OH. YES, THAT'S TRUE."
"YOU PUT A CAMERA IN FRONT OF A PERSON AND WILL BEHAVE SO DIFFERENT..."
"YES"
"LET'S CHANGE THE CHANNEL"
"ALRIGHT"
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
WHERE YOU WANNA GO OUT, AGAIN, SUGARCUB????
"WHAT???"
"YES MIKE, WE WILL TAKE A FERRY"
"WHAT FOR???"
"TO GO TOGETHER OR I GO ALONE"
"FINE"
"PLEASE???"
"AL...RIGHT!"
"LOOK, IT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF FUN!!!"
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"SO... HERE WE ARE"
"THIS PLACE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT OLD FASHIONED TO ME"
"DON'T WORRY. MIKE, THERE'S A MILLENIAL FAIR AND WE COULD GO THERE!!!"
"NOPE"
"WHY?"
"I DON'T WANT TO"
"WELL THEN FOLLOW ME"
"THIS FOREST LOOKS SPOOKY CUB, I DUNNO..."
"C'MON! I KNOW THIS PLACE"
"YOU ARE VERY SURE"
"FIVE TIMES SURE"
"WELL... IF YOU SAY SO. DON'T MAKE ME SAY LATER "I TOLD YOU SO"
"I WON'T, PROMISE O.- !"
"YEAH, SURE"
"LOOK! GOKU IS HERE!"
"THAT'S NOT GOKU, MIKE"
"WHAT WE DO NOW?"
"FOLLOW HIM"
"WHY?"
"JUST COME"
"YOU SEE, THERE ARE DANGEROUS CREATURES IN THIS PLACE"
"YOU'RE SCARED? LOOK, THOSE CREATURES ARE AT LEVEL 1 SO, THEY'RE PEACE OF CAKE"
"WHAT???"
"YOU SEE, MIKE? IF HE CAN KICK THEIR ASSES, WE CAN TOO"
"YES, I HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION"
"WHAT'S THAT BLUE THING??? CUB, ANSWER!"
"YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME WOULD TAKE TO A PERSON TO EXPLAIN AN ENTIRE RPG TO ANOTHER???"
"NOPE!"
"A LOT, LET'S GO! WE FOLLOW "GOKU"
"THIS SMELLS LIKE REAL DANGER SPIRIT!!!"
SO HE TOOK MY HAND AND MADE ME WALK INTO THE BLUE THING
"WHERE ARE WE NOW??? THIS LOOKS LIKE THE AVATAR MOVIE A LITTLE BIT"
"MIKE, WE WILL GO TO THE KINGDOM OF ZEAL, SO BEHAVE"
"WHY???"
"THOSE GUYS HAVE MAGIC AND ARE VERY SERIOUS ABOUT IT, IT'S LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN THE CAPITOL AND HARRY POTTER WIZARD WORLD"
"THEY'RE WIZARDS???"
"NO. BUT WE HAVE SOME MAGIC. I THINK THAT'LL BE OK. SO JUST PRETEND TO BE ONE OF THEM, OK? IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT, YOU'LL SEE"
"I'LL TRY"
"OK"
"LOOKS LIKE A LABIRYNTH"
"MIKE, YOU SHOULD START PLAYING RPGS. YOU LEARN A LOT FROM THEM. PLUS THIS IS WAY LESS COMPLICATED AS A MAP THAN THE ONES OF FINAL FANTASY XII OR XIII"
"OH. YES. I SEE. I HAVE ALL CLEAR NOW"
"MAYBE YOU'VE PLAYED RPG BUT YOU DON'T KNOW..."
"???"
"FOLLOW ME. BY THE WAY YOU ARE BEHAVING BETTER THAN IN HOGWARTS. KEEP IT THAT WAY, WHITE TRUFFLE CAKE"
THIS GUY!!!
"HEY, GOKU IS THERE AGAIN"
"DON'T SHOUT!!!"
"I HAVEN'T"
"DON'T"
"OK"
"WHY WE ARE FOLLOWING GOKU?"
"THERE'S A MACHINE I WANT TO SEE. I HAVE A QUARTZ STONE AND I PRETTEND TO CHARGE IT, THAT MACHINE HAS VERY STRONG MAGIC POWER, SO..."
"CUB, STOP WALKING. THERE'S A KID YOU'RE ABOUT TO CRASH WITH"
"OH. I DID NOT SEE HIM. KID, WE WANT TO PASS, WOULD YOU LET US???"
AND WHAT THE KID SAID???
AND WE BOTH SAID
"ONE AMONG US!!!!!
?????????????
SHHHHHIT!!!!!!!!!!"
I ASK MYSELF...
IT'S LIKE THIS VIDEO WAS MADE BY
DAVID LYNCH AND ALMODOVAR
AT THE SAME TIME
SO I ASK MYSELF...
WHERE'S HANNAH MONTANA????
LONG TIME NO SEEE!!!!!!
AND YES, IT'S KINDA
A LITTLE TOO LATE
I LOOOOOVE THIS SONG!!!
AND THE SUBJECT OF THE MUSIC VIDEO
IS "WHY" STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS DON'T WORK
O.o
???
Monday, December 2, 2013
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CHRONICLES OF FIRST IMPACT VOL. 2 - ROMANTICISM
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