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Sunday, December 1, 2013

SO YOU FINALLY SAW CARRIE!!!!

"YES MIKE, I DID"
 
"HOW WAS IT???"
 
"AWEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOMEEEE!!!!"
 
"REALLY?"
 
"YEP. LIKE THE MOVIE FINISHED AND I KEPT LOOKING AT THE CREDITS AND IT WAS LIKE... I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S JUST... I LOVE CARRIE!"
 
"WOULD YOU RATE IT "R"
 
"NOPE. I'VE SEEN MORE BLOOD IN HOSTEL AND SAW"
 
"OH... I SEE"
 
"YES, AND I GOT INSPIRED... YOU KNOW?... BRIGHTLY BEEAM OUR FATHEEER'S MERCYYY... FROME HIS LIGHTHOUUUSE EVEERMOOORE, BUT TOO US, HE GIIIVES THE KEEEPING... OF THE LIIIGHTS ALOOONG THE SHOOORE!!!!"
 
"YES, I CAN SEE THAT... SO YOU LEARNED ONE THING OR TWO WITH THE MOVIE"
 
"YEAH, I MEAN... YES. IT WAS... VERY... EDUCATIONAL. FOR EXAMPLE, I LEARNED THAT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW BROWN SEMI-COAGULATED PORK BLOOD IN A MOVIE, YOU CAN USE RED INK WITH SOME JELLY"
 
"OH. YES, YOU LEARNED SOMETHING"
 
WARNING:
SPOILERS
BELOW
 
 
 
 
 

CHRONICLES OF FIRST IMPACT VOL. 2 - ROMANTICISM

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