HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN GOD AT HOME

HOW CAN I START A CONVERSATION

ABOUT IT????

NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I THINK ABOUT IT

I CANNOT FIND A WAY

"MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GODS?"

SO OBVIOUS I AM?

SO POWERFUL IS HIS ESP?

HE DOES NOT NEED TO READ MY MIND TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?

"YUP CUB"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?"

"HOW DID YOU BECOME A GOD?"

"TRAINING WITH JOSH"

"HOW WAS THAT?"

"GOOD"

"OR SUPER SEVERE LIKE PAI MEI?"

"NO MICHAEL, TOTALLY COOL"

"BUT HOW WAS IT?"

"HE MADE ME READ DEMIAN... 

...THEN THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA...

...AND THEN REAL MAGIC"

"SOUNDS GOOD"

"AND AFTER THAT, MODELLING WITH 

THE CONTEMPORARY GODS AND DEMI GODS

I MEAN

SUPERHEROES"

"HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE TO..."

"TRAINING WITH JOSH? SIX MONTHS"

"HE GAVE YOU YOUR HATTORI HANZO????"

"NO, I GOT IT ON MY OWN AFTER SECOND IMPACT"

"REALLY?"

"YUP. AFTER THAT I FELL INTO THE PHANTOM ZONE, 

I GOT THE HATTORI HANZO THERE AND ON MY OWN"

"HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THERE"

"OH WELL... THAT'S ANOTHER STORY"

HORCRUX

WHERE ARE THE BONES 

???????

ECHAME LA CULPA

TENGO EN ESTA HISTORIA ALGO QUE CONFESAR

YA ENTENDI MUY BIEN QUE FUE LO QUE PASO

Y AUNQUE DUELA TANTO TENGO QUE ACEPTAR

QUE TU NO ERES LA MALA QUE EL MALO SOY YO

NO ME CONOCISTE NUNCA DE VERDAD

YA SE FUE LA MAGIA QUE TE ENAMORO 

Y ES QUE NO QUISIERA ESTAR EN TU LUGAR

PORQUE TU ERROR SOLO FUE CONOCERME

NO ERES TU NO ERES TU SOY YO

SOY YO

NO TE QUIERO HACER SUFRIR

ES MEJOR OLVIDARLO Y DEJARLO ASI

ECHAME LA CULPA

NO ERES TU NO ERES TU SOY YO

SOY YO

NO TE QUIERO HACER SUFRIR

ES MEJOR OLVIDARLO Y DEJARLO ASI

ECHAME LA CULPA!

PERSONA Q

"MICHAEL I'M PLAYING PERSONA Q !!!"

"OH"

"IT'S AN RPG FOR NINTENDO 3DS !, 

REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO PLAY PERSONA 4 OVER YOUR BELLY ON PS2???"

"I REMEMBER..."

HELL...

"AND IN THE END I TRIED TO BE KANJI'S BOYFRIEND?

AND HE OPENS UP AND TELLS YOU HE IS GAY?

AND THEN THE OPTION OF BEING HIS BOYFRIEND WASN'T AVAILABLE?

AND I HAD TO CHOOSE THE LAST AND UGLIEST GIRL AS A GIRLFRIEND?"

HERE HE COMES AGAIN

AT LEAST HE DON'T LOOK MELANCHOLIC...

SHIT

"SO HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER HE'S A 4 IN KINSEY SCALE FOR SURE

HE PLAYS THE RUDE GUY BUT HE IS SENSITIVE

AND STUFF... WHY YOUR EYES ARE ROLLING???"

"NO---THING!"

"WELL MIKE I REALIZED THERE ARE DIFFERENT KINDS OF  PERSONA

FOR EXAMPLE

THERE ARE GOOD PERSONAS

AND ALSO BAD PERSONAS

THERE ARE WONDERFUL PERSONAS

THERE ARE PERSONAS LIKE THE ASS

AND THERE ARE BETTER QUALITY PERSONAS"

"ALRIGHT"

SIGH

"YOU CAN ALSO FUSE PERSONAS 

TO MAKE BETTER PERSONAS

OR WORSE PERSONAS

OR BETTER QUALITY PERSONAS...

...THERE'S DOUBLE FUSION...

...AND TRIPLE FUSIONS"

"AND THE HEXAGON???? HAVE YOU TRIED IT????"

"NO, I HAVEN'T TRIED MORE THAN TRIPLE FUSION YET...

WHY YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT?"

"NOTHING... 

I LOVE YOU"

"YOU IMAGINE THE FACE OF MY NEIGHBOUR, THE OLD LADY?

THE ONE WE CALL MISERY

BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE THE CHARACTER 

PLAYED BY KATHY BATES

IN THE MISERY MOVIE

BASED ON A STEPHEN KING BOOK

IF SHE SAW A TRIPLE FUSION PERSONA???"

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY...