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Saturday, October 5, 2013

HOW YOU KNOW ABOUT DATING RULES???

"WELL" SAID THE CUB "I REALIZED I WANTED TO HAVE MORE DATES. IN ORDER TO FIND LOVE SOMEDAY"

"AND?" I SAID.

"FIRST OF ALL. I HAD A MAKEOVER"

"WHAT???"

"LET ME TALK."

"ALRIGHT, VATER BRUDER SOHN..."

"AND THEN I OVERDEVELOPED MY PERSONALITY TO BECOME MORE OUTGOING"

???

"AND THEN I STARTED READING ABOUT DATING RULES AND ALL... BUT I COULD NOT FIND LOVE ANYWAY"

"YEAH??? WHAT HAPPENNED???" I ASKED IN MY MOST NAHIVE WAY.

"WELL. I SAID... IF LOVE DOESN'T COME TO ME. I'LL STOP FINDING IT. I DON'T WANT LOVE ANYMORE. THE COLDEST BLOOD WILL RUN THROUGH MY VEINS!!! AND I WILL BE... A PLAYBOY!!!"

"REALLY???"

"YES. I TOOK THAT DECISION"

"AND... WHAT HAPPENNED???"

"WELL. THAT DID NOT WORK. AS I TOOK THAT DECISION AND ONE OR TWO WEEKS LATER... I WAS DRUNK... MAKING OUT WITH YOU..."

"OH... YES? I'M BLUSHING CUB! YOU WHAT??? AND... BUT YOU GOT DRUNK???"

"YES, CAUSE I WASN'T WITH THE IDEA IN MY HEAD OF MEETING ANYONE. YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CONSCIOUS IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO MAKE 10.000 DATING RULES WORK"

"OH, YES, YOU CUB!!!"

"WELL... GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO TO FIND LOVE...! STOP LOOKING FOR IT... IT WORKED FOR ME!!!"

"I HAD A MASTER PLAN BEHIND... YOU HAD TO GET DRUNK... HAD NO IDEA YOU DID NOT DRINK"

"WELL, YOU WERE LUCKY. BUT MAKING SOMEONE DRUNK, OR WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GET DRUNK, IS NOT A DATING RULE... I'M 100% SURE ABOUT IT. SO I GUESS IF YOUR PLAN FAILED THERE WOULD BE A PLAN B OR C OR..."

"YEAH... KINDA... SHUT UP!!!!"

"WELL, HERE'S WHEN I SAY, LIKE A LOT OF TIMES BEFORE... WHY YOU ASK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW?"

"PU-LEEEEASEEE"

"YES. I HAVE TOLD YOU. """YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER""" OR """DON'T ASK THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW""" AND THEN YOU KEEP ASKING OR TRYING AND I ANSWER AND WE GET TO THIS SAME POINT. YOU NEVER LEARN!!!"

"WELL. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. LIKE ALWAYS..." o.O

"YOU DON'T MEAN THAT."

DREAM OF MY DREAMS

FIRE OF MY LOINS

-----------MY NIGHTMARE----------

MY LOVE, MY SIN.

HELLRAISER VI - HELLSEEKER : MOVIE REVIEW

WELL. FIRST OF ALL. WHY THIS MOVIES ARE CALLED "HELL"RAISER?

I HAVE NO IDEA AS THAT IS NOT HELL.

IT IS JUST ANOTHER DIMENSION.

SO I HAVE TO MENTION HERE WHERE THIS COMES FROM:

YES!

LOVECRAFT.

"Lovecraft's works are ruled by several distinct pantheons of deities (actually aliens who are worshiped by humans as deities) who are either indifferent or actively hostile to humanity. Lovecraft's actual philosophy has been termed "cosmic indifferentism" and this is expressed in his fiction. Several of Lovecraft's stories of the Old Ones (alien beings of the Cthulhu Mythos), propose alternate mythic human origins in contrast to those found in the creation stories of existing religions, expanding on a natural world view. For instance, in Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Madness" it is proposed that humankind was actually created as a slave race by the Old Ones. Protagonist characters in Lovecraft are usually educated men, citing scientific and rationalist evidence to support their non-faith."

THIS WAS COPY PASTED FROM WIKIPEDIA. ALL RIGHTS TO WIKIPEDIA.

WELL. WE SEE MORE CLEAR THE PICTURE?

NO, OF COURSE NOT. BUT THIS IS MY BLOG.

SO CENOBYTES COME FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, I UNDERSTOOD THIS WAS IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE, SO HOW WE'LL UNDERSTAND THEM?

NO WE WONT!

AS THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND US, HUMANS.

SO FIRST OF ALL LET'S MAKE CLEAR CENOBYTES DON'T ACT OR BEHAVE IN ORDER TO GOOD OR EVIL OR KINDNESS OR CRUELTY.

THEY JUST DON'T HAVE THOSE CODES.

BUT FOR WHAT I SEE, CENOBYTES ARE TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

SO WHEN THEY MAKE SOMEONE BLEED AND THE HUMAN WOULD SCREAM OR GO TERRIFIED THE CENOBYTES ARE LIKE

"WHAT THE FUCK???!!! THIS PEOPLE DON'T LIKE PAIN???!!! THIS PATHETIC HUMANS SHOULD LOVE PAIN!!!"

SO THAT'S THEIR POINT OF VIEW. WE GET IT? NOPE.

SO AS CRAZY AS THIS SOUNDS, CENOBYTES THINK THEY'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING, WHEN WE RATIONALLY THINK THEY'RE DOING THE WRONG THING.

SO "HELLSEEKER" MESSES UP WITH YOUR MIND, LIKE CARRIE. IT'S THE FIRST TIME ME AND THE CUB GO TERRIFIED WITH A HELLRAISER MOVIE. ALL THE OTHER ONES, WE KNEW THEY WERE NOT REAL, A METAPHOR, A FANTASY, A PRODUCT OF THE WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION AND ALL.

BUT THIS ONE HAS SHAKEN US.

THIS WAS THE MOVIE REVIEW OF THE DAY.

BY MICHAEL LERKOFF.

THERAPISTS LESSONS

"SO HOW IS IT... YOU WENT TO SEE THERAPISTS???" I ASKED

"YES. LIKE SEVEN..."

"WHAT???!!!" O.o

"NO, NOT SEVEN THERAPIES, MIKE. I JUST SAW THEM A FEW TIMES"

"WHY? I DON'T GET IT! EXPLAIN, EXPLAIN!!!"

"WELL. IT WAS LIKE AT THE BEGINNING THEY PRETEND TO BE YOUR FRIENDS SO YOU'LL TELL THEM ALL, AND AT SOME POINT THEY HAVE THE HOPE TO TALK TO YOUR PARENTS. THEY ARE LIKE PRIESTS OR NUNS BUT... OR SCHOOL DIRECTORS... OR PRINCIPALS... WELL... IF THEY CAN, THEY'LL SQUEAL"

"REALLY???"

"YES. AND ALL THEY SAY AND QUESTION IS TO KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, NOT WHAT YOU WANT, OR MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. NO, THEY DON'T DO THAT"

"SHIT!!! SOUNDS BAD..."

"YEAH. BUT I HAD A SYSTEM TO KNOW IF I WANTED TO KEEP GOING TO SEE THEM, YOU KNOW? CAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO WASTE MONEY OR AND TIME"

"HOW'S THAT?"

"AT SOME POINT, I WOULD SHOW SKETCHES ABOUT SOME WORKS. AND WHEN WE WOULD GET TO THE SKETCHES ABOUT CARRIE WHITE, THEY WOULD SAY... """YOU HAVE THIS COMPLEX AND THIS OTHER AND A LOT OF DISORDERS AND, KID, YOU'RE... UNHEALTHY, BUT AS I'M YOUR FRIEND I CAN HELP YOU IN A FOREVER TERM THERAPY""". WELL THAT WAS MY TRICK. I WOULD NOT COME BACK AFTER THAT. I MEAN. I'M NOT PAYING TO SOMEONE TO SAY SHIT ABOUT ME OR MY WORK. I PREFFER THAT TO HAPPEN FOR FREE"

"OH, I SEE"

"SO PRINCIPALLY YOU HAVE TO LIE TO THEM. AND YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH THEM NOT THE WAY AROUND. THAT'S WHAT I LEARNED FROM THERAPISTS"

THIS WAS THE THERAPISTS LESSONS OF TODAY!!!

HERE THE CARRIE PAINTING.

GIRLS! REMEMBER TO USE THE CARRIE PRODUCT "ALWAYS"

Friday, October 4, 2013

KEEP CALM AND LOVE "VAMPIRE DIARIES"

WELL, FOR ALL THOSE WHO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE VAMPIRE DIARIES.

WE WANT TO TELL THEM THAT WE RESPECT THEIR POINT OF VIEW.

AND MAYBE WE ARE ALL WRONG ABOUT IT, MAYBE, ONLY, MAYBE, VAMPIRE DIARIES IS NOT CRAP, AND VAMPIRE DIARIES DOESN'T SUCK, ONLY VAMPIRES OF VAMPIRE DIARIES SUCK!!! ...BLOOD IN THIS CASE.

SO ALL OUR APOLOGIES.

FOR ALL THOSE WHO LOOOVE VAMPIRE DIARIES

LOVE AND PEACEEE!!!!!

SO WE ARE WATCHING HELLRAISER

FIRST OF ALL I HAVE TO MAKE CLEAR THAT THE

DREAM OF MY DREAMS

FIRE OF MY LOINS

(MY NIGHTMARE)

MY LOVE, MY SIN

DOES NOT LIKE... ZOMBIE MOVIES!!!

HELL YES! I DON'T GET IT. I JUST DON'T GEEEEEET IT!!!

HE LIKES:

HOSTEL 1 & 2, SAW 1 & 2, ALL NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET MOVIES, SILENT HILL, FINAL DESTINATION, PIRANHA 3D (HE LOVES IT, OVERAL CAUSE OF THE BLOOD. HE SAYS IT'S LIKE A MASSIVE MORTAL KOMBAT FATALITY), HE ALSO LIKES THE ALIEN MOVIES AND THE RING MOVIES, AND... WRONG TURN 1. HE'S FASCINATED BY ALL THAT STUFF.

BUT ZOMBIES... MAKE HIM FEEL AFFRAID.

AFFRAID.

??????'

SO NOW WE ARE WATCHING THE HELLRAISER MOVIES. WE MADE OUR RESEARCH ABOUT CENOBYTES, CAUSE THE CUB SAID THAT THERE WAS LIKE A METAPHOR THERE, THAT YOU DON'T SEE IN THE MOVIE, WHAT THE MOVIE WANTS TO SHOW.

SO WE RUN INTO WIKIPEDIA TO KNOW ABOUT THE CENOBYTES.

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·CENOBYTES:

ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WORLDWIDE MEANINGS

"GOOGLE IT"

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SORRY, YOU HAVE TO GOOGLE IT. IT'S A LONG SUBJECT AND IF WE PUT IT IN HERE, NOBODY WILL UNDERSTAND, AND WILL MISUNDERSTAND EVERYTHING FOR SURE.

SO IN HELLRAISER 5 THERE'S A HUMAN PROTAGONIST, THAT WAS SO BAD AND MEAN AND HAD A STRONG ATTACHEMENT TO SEX AND MAKE OTHERS FEEL BAD. SO MY BOYFRIEND SAID HE WAS GOOD ENOUGH CENOBYTE MATERIAL.

ACTUALLY HE GOT TO THE CONCLUSION THAT, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE IS HIS TRAINING TO BECOME CENOBYTE.

WELL HE HAS HIS POINT.

SO IN HELLRAISER 6, PINHEAD ASKS A PERSON WHAT WOULD PREFFER. PAIN OR PLEASURE? AND THE CENOBYTE SAID: I PREFFER OVERALL, PAIN.

"WELL CENOBYTES DON'T FEEL PAIN CAUSE PAIN MAKES THEM FEEL PLEASURE"

SAID MY CUB.

"YES? YOU THINK SO?" I ASKED.

"WE BOTH READ THE ARTICLE IN WIKIPEDIA ABOUT CENOBYTES. YOU DON'T REMEMBER?"

"I ASKED WHAT YOU THINK. NOT WHAT YOU... ME... WE READ!!! AS WE ONLY TIE EACH OTHER SOMETIMES (HARDLY EVER) I THOUGHT WE COULD GO CENOBYTE A LITTLE"

"YOU SAY THAT WITH THOSE EYES, I'M FREAKING OUT"

"C'MON CUB!!! WE WON'T READ THE FIFTY SHADES CAUSE THEY'RE 18 HUNDRED PAGES, THE THREE BOOKS, BUT..."

"YES, I THINK SOMETIMES IN... ICE CUBES, ICE CREAM, NO FAT CREAM AND MELT CANDLE WAX..."

"YES!!!"