#1
KRISHNA
65.000.000 BC
KRISHNA, INTERSEXUAL OR NOT
WAS COOL
AND WILL BE COOL
AS HE IS ETERNAL
THE SIMBOL CHILD OF LOVE AND PEACE
AND
GREAT GRAND FATHER OF NEITIRY
IS
THE MOST LOVELY
AVATAR OF VISHNU
AND STILL VERY POPULAR
#2
ANUNAKI
30.000 BC
THESE ALIENS CLEARLY
INVENTED THE MATRIX
AND MADE IT SO PERFECT
IT IS STILL IN FASHION
AROUND THE WORLD
IN SOME GHETTOS
HIGHLY RESTRICTIVE
AND HUMAN BLOOD THIRSTY
THEY WERE THE CREATORS OF GORNO
IN REAL LIJFE
#3
ZEUS
500 BC
HE WAS HOT AND HORNY
TOLD EVERYONE HE WAS
THE KING OF ALL GODS
UP IN THE SKY
JUST WHERE SPACESHIPS UR
I MEAN UP
50% OF TODAY CAUCASIANS
HAVE HIS GENETICS
AND ABOVE ALL
HE LOVED TO EAT
AND FUCK
#4
MARS
100 BC
THE GOD OF FIRE AND BLOOD
AND ALSO PEACE
WAS ALWAYS WILLING TO KILL
TO PROTECT LOVE AND PEACE
THE LITTLE PRINCE IN THE SHAPE OF A KILLER
AND THE FOUNDER OF TODAYS
WESTERN CULTURE
WAS THE APEX OF THE BISEXUAL ICON
IN CLASSICAL TIMES
#5
JOSH
0 AD
LESS POLITICALLY CORRECT THAN SOME PEOPLE
ARE PRONE TO BELIEVE
JOSH DESTROYED ALL CONVENTIONS
AND MORAL RESTRICTIONS THAT WERE IN FASHION
IN A WAY SO PACIFICAL
AND TENDERLY NAUGHTY
THAT EVEN EMPERORS
AND ROMAN SOLDIERS
DID NOT WANT TO KILL HIM
TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD
AND
RESURRECTIVELY REVELLIOUS
JOSH IS STIL REMEMBERED
IN TODAY TIMES
#6
THOR
700 AD
THE GOD OF LIGHT
THUNDER AND PROTECTOR OF MANKIND
AND ALSO GOD OF
FERTILITY (?) AGAIN...
SAVED A LOT OF LIVES IN THE MCU
THE SEXIEST GOD ALIVE
OR SOMETHING
IS ALWAYS COOL TO LOOK AT
OVERALL WITHOUT THE SHIRT
#7
QUETZALCOATL
900 AD
THE CREATOR OF CHOCOLATE
AND BELIEVER IN LOVE AND PEACE
OVERALL AFTER 1000 HUMAN SACRIFICES
A DAY IN HIS HONOR
WAS BELIEVED TO BE AS GORNO AS HELL
THE SNAKE WITH FEATHERS
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WAS SUPOSED TO BE INTO LOVE AND BEAUTY
DESPITE HIS ASTROLOGICAL RELATION WITH THE PLANET VENUS
HE PREFERED ALWAYS TO EAT A VIRGIN HEART
THAN A CHOCOLATE BAR
#8
SUPERMAN
1938 AD
THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON
HIS REAL NAME IS KAL EL
THE IMMIGRANT WITHOUT PAPERS
IS ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP
AND INSPIRE HUMAN KIND
WITH HIS COOL AIR
AND SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH
THE BEST SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME
FROM KRYPTON
#9
ROSWELL ALIENS
1947 AD
A UFO CRASH IN NEW MEXICO
LED TO A LOT OF
SUPERSTITIONS
AND
TV SERIES
CLEARLY THESE ALIENS
ARE TOTALLY MYTHOLOGICAL
AND THE CENTER
OF
POPULAR IMAGINATION
AND
SCIENTIFIC SPECULATION
#10
LADY GAGA
2008-PRESENT
THE GIRL FROM OUTER SPACE
HER GLAMOUR AND BAROQUE AIR
CONQUERED THE HEARTS OF ALL
MUTANTS AND LITTLE MONSTERS
AROUND THE GLOVE
AND
HER POST JOANNE ERA
IS THE BEST SINCE TELEPHONE
THE GLAM POP QUEEN
LADY GAGA
