"Why we're here cub????"
"I want to walk"
"What for????"
"To -walk-"
"Ah, oh... I see"
"I think there's something mysterious about that bush"
"Like what?"
"Maybe there's something behind it"
"Let's take a look, Mike"
"It's a yellow rabbit, cub"
"So we don't follow it cause it's yellow, not white, fine?"
"It's cute..."
"Wait a minute. That's not a yellow rabbit. But I dunno what it is, so I'll check with my pokedex"
"Good idea..."
"Checking, work in progress... and...
...Mike, it's a Pikachu!!!"
"Cool, let's keep walking... Johnnie Walker"
"No, I want it, I'll catch it!"
"How????"
"With this pokeball, of course"
"What you'll do that for, may I ask????"
"Because I wanna be the very best, than no one ever was, and besides, I know it's my destiny"
"Oh holy CRAP!"
"Cub, this Pikachu does not want to be catched"
"Don't worry, no big deal"
"HELL!!!!"
"Duck, Mike"
"I got electrified!!!! Dammit TT_TT"
"Told you to duck"
"Very funny, cub of hell! It hurt!!!"
"Hey, it wasn't my fault"
"You tried to catch the Pikachu to begin with"
"I'll try again"
"What if it attacks???"
"You duck"
"Here I go...
...catched it!!!"
"You must feel very proud"
"Mike, if you feel burnt, you can use some ointment"
This guy!!!!