···MOJACK FERGUSON···

We were at Starbucks

"Honey, we have no plans for Valentine's day" I said.

"I see... What about watching the 50 Shades of Grey??? That would be cool. And, by the way" my cub coughed "They approved the CIVIL UNION in Chile"

"What???? Say it again"

"Honey pu---leeease"

"????"

"Then my friends are saying that YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, you know what I mean???"

"Cub"

"Mike"

And the cub holded my hand with thoooose eeeeeyes.

"Excuse me" said a stranger.

"This guy's hot" said my boyfriend "And you know mike? He's like you but in boy version: Blond, blue eyes, tall, not chilean... you know... the uncommon thing..."

"Cub of hell!!!! You are joking with me again!"

"Let's not fight, we're in public, you'll expose Michael"

"IT'S MIKE!!!!"

"This guy's talking to you, sweetheart"

HEEEEELL!!!!!!!!

"What do you want, mister?" Asked my cub in angelic voice.

"The meet balls are in the sausage" He said

"And your name is?"

"WHAT????!!!!" I shouted.

"I'm talking to the blond guy here" said the guy.

"And your name is?" I asked watching the head of my boyfriend boil

"My name is Mojack Ferguson"

"Mike, give him a pen drive" said the cub.

"What for????"

"JUST DO IT"

"The meetballs are in the sausage" said Mojack again.

My boyfriend lifted his brows.

Wait a sec. A blond good looking and hot guy comes to us, he is not chilean, he is blond and has blue eyes, he is tall. Am I missing something?

Well, this guy is drunk, high or a serial killer.

The scientific explanation of the day!

So I gave him a pen drive.

And what he did????

He kissed me!!!!

"Eau my Gold!!!" Said my boyfriend "He's a serial killer for sure"

"No" said Mojack "I work for the australian secret service"

"Oh then you are a professional killer, but legal" I said.

"Exaaaactly" said Mojack.

"It was good to know you" said my cub. "And by the way, don't kiss my boyfriend again. I am jealous"

"You are boyfriends? Oh I am very sorry. SRSLY"

"You could be our friend" I said and my boyfriend bit his lip frowning.

"That's not a bad idea. I've got to go"

And Mojack left.

"So we'll see the 50 Shades??? If not I'll read the books and you'te not gonna like that" Said the cub.

"Yeah, thats fine"

"Your face is red"

"Really????"

"How was that kiss?"

"BAAAAD"

"Hum. So we'll see the 50 Shades of Grey"

"Yup"

"And about the civil union..." He said looking up.

Hell I though he totally forgot about it! 

I'M SCREWED!!!!

···LADY ELEPHANT···

So we were eating before going to Fangtasia and we talked

"I had a dream" said my cub.

"About what?" I asked

"Well... I saw my granny in a dream"

"Really? That doesn't happen often... what she wanted????"

"She told me I was asking things to God, to Josh, to Saint Teresa of The Andes, to Saint Rita, and even to the Virgin of the Rays, but I wasn't asking her... so she asked me to open de doors of my heart to ask her things too"

"Strange dream"

"Well, the point is, in my family they ask things to my granny and it works"

"Like what????"

"A cousin wanted a house close to her mom. But the houses costed 60 thousand bucks and she had only 24 thousands"

"And????"

"Well, she went to see her grave and asked her help, and when she asked, she promised she would baptize her children"

"That matters?"

"To my granny, yes. The next day she found a house in the same block than her mom for 30 thousand bucks, so she bought it"

"Interesting"

"So I'll ask things to my granny, and see how it goes..."

"You"

My cub smiled and raised his shoulders.

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Later

"I like this Fangtasia" said the cub

"I like it too..." I told him...

"It's cooool. I can't believe it"

"Yeah, it's not boring like the other one, where once you kissed a boy and I kissed a girl, remember????"

"This is FUUUUN!!!!!" we said.

"Look" said the cub, "there´s a hot girl over there"

"Hey you're right"

"She`s good looking!!!"

"It's like you but girl version. Brunette, deep brown eyes... perfect!"

"That's a good compliment, Mike"

"Look, if you don't know, Beauty is a dangerous angel, I tell you so for you to know!"

"I don't get it"

"But I told you"

The girl approached to us and talked to my boyfriend.

"My name is Lady Elephant"

"You look good for an elephant. And very skinny, in my opinion"

"Cub!"

And the girl kissed my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Wait a minute" said my boyfriend confused "Are you drunk, high or a serial killer???"

"I am a professional killer" she said.

"Ah weeeell. That would explain... so much!" 

"And this guy by your side is?"

This guy by your side????!!!!

"I'm his boyfriend" I said in a severe tone of voice.

"You guys are vampires" she said "I can tell 'cause I'm a vampire too.

I looked at my boyfriend and he looked at me back.

Well, she doesn't know we are also fairy-vampires, cyborgs, meta-humans, power rangers, and all that stuff...

"You seem nice" my boyfriend told her. "And if you're a professional killer... I like it!"

"I like it too!" I said.

"Would you like to be our friend?"

"Sure" said Lady Elephant.

ANOTHER AVERAGE NIGHT