///TREMOR///

So we were walking downtown

"I had a dream, Mike"

"About what?" I asked.

"Hi guys!!!" it was Lady Elephant "Good to see you here, you know, I'm working"

"I have to kill someone, guys, I'll get paid 60 grands"

"My boyfriend had a dream"

"Really?"

"I had a humanoid robot and then I bought 2 robot dogs, the technology was good, they had Wi-Fi connection and could talk and learn, and develop a personality with AI, it was cool" my boyfriend said

"You have very interesting dreams" said Lady Elephant.

And it happenned

"HELL!!!! A tremor!!!!" I said.

"I'll do it" said my boyfriend

"People will see you"

"I'm tired or hiding who I am!!!" and he floated in the air "Do the same, Mike"

"Alright"

"You guys can fly" said Lady Elephant grabbing to something

"I have to read the cards, Michael, what if the earthquake is gonna be sooner???"

"Why you're so worried now?"

"My sister lives in the San Ramon Fault!!! To the south of it, not the upperclass sector"

"Don't worry"

"She has a baby, what about my nephew?"

And the tremor stopped

"Let's check www.sismologia.cl" the cub said

"5.9 in mercali"

We put our feet over the ground.

"You have secrets too" said Lady Elephant "and I've gotta work, see you later handsomes!!!"

And she left.

"What's going on???" said my boyfriend.

"Better be ready"

"I'm worried. The 2010 earthquake made me pieces"

"You're stronger now"

And then we went to Starbucks and later we bouth perfumes, and my boyfriend felt better.

///THE SAN RAMON FAULT///

"Cub why you're so worried about the San Ramon Fault????"

"I'm not that worried... but they made a big deal in the mass media, like a week talking about it... suspicious"

"Why not that worried?"

"Cause if the earthquake happens, it would affect all upperclass people here in Santiago and I'm not in love with them, you know?"

"Well, you were bullied by upperclass people at the school of design, you had to study at Catholic University... hell"

"Plus, I was not sure about the earthquake"

"You're sure now????"

"Nope, but I read the tarot cards and the cards revealed the earthquake would happen in two or three months, so I made the Minmay Operation"

"You believe the cards?"

"You know I'm accurate with the cards"

"An earthquake is still a problem"

"Yup, all construction stuff prices would rise and the prices of the houses or apartments..."

"You seem to not care"

"I was bullied... remember???"

"And?"

"The earthquake would clean a lot of mess"

THIS GUY!!!!

***MINMAY OPERATION TODAY !!!!***

The San Ramon Fault is a geological fault just in Santiago, Chile!

And in the media they have made a big deal about it, talking about the risk of an EARTHQUAKE!!!!

We don't believe very much in that but...

JUST IN CASE!!!!

SHOW BEGINS 6 PM Santiago of Chile time, google that!

ONLY ON

https://twitter.com/AndrielTabrax

And remember, Internet is not TV but we use this!

We told you!

///BRONY///

"Cub, I can't believe you're a "brony" !!!!"

"Why you care?"

"We'll have to see four, and I repeat, "four" seasons of ponies!!!!"

"You forgot when you were desperate to see the end of Sailor Moon Super and we watched 12 chapters in a row... that's annoying"

"C'mon!!!!"

"C'mon you! Recognize it..."

"Recognize what?"

"You like My Little Pony too"

"Yup but... It's not the point"

"I like my little pony since I was a pup!!!"

"I thought it was enough with being a cyborg and a power ranger and an esper and all that stuff! Now you're a brony!!!!"

"I've always been a brony at heart"

"WTF!!!!"

"I made new friends..."

"Oh well... that's an interesting change of events..."

"You see? Being a brony is good"

"Hell :( "

"You like it Mike, I know you"

"Shut up"

"Do you still love me?"

"Oh my... and YES!!!!"

"I went to a meet up and it was so fun!!!"

"Hell"

"It was full of guys wearing ponies t-shirts and they had pony plushes and figures and collectible cards. It was so cool"

"Oh no, I see it coming..."

"What?"

"You'll start collecting ponies!!!!"

"Of course"

Another collection... Hell.

THIS GUY!!!!