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THE PARENT TRAP

 

"SO WHAT YOU'LL DO WITH YOUR PARENTS???"

 

"MIKE, IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER I HAD SOME TROUBLE AS I AM MONKEY AND THE MONKEY EQUALS TO THE LION IN WESTERN ZODIAC. THAT MEANT THE TIGER MADE A LOT OF UGLY THINGS TO ME JUST FOR FUN, AND ENVY, OF COURSE"

 

"HUMBLE AGAIN"

 

"LOOK, SO I GOT TO A POINT WHERE I THOUGHT "WAIT A MINUTE. I DID NOTHING TO THE TIGER AND THE TIGER IS HAVING FUN FOR FREE MAKING ME HAVE HARD TIMES. AND I DON'T LIKE THINGS FOR FREE. YOU DO SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE TO ME, YOU PAY A PRICE FOR IT"

 

"DON'T GET IT?"

 

"IT'S LIKE TRICK OR TREAT. IF MY PARENTS ARE ANNOYED FOR "MISTERIOUS REASONS" I "DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO ABOUT", THEY WON'T BOTHER ME, CAUSE THEY WILL BE ANGRY AND WHEN ANGRY, YOU CANNOT FIGHT. WORKED WITH THE TIGER. WILL WORK WITH THEM."

 

"SOUNDS EASY"

 

"VEEEEERYYY"

 

"YOU AND YOUR POKER FACE. KEEP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MORE"

 



BUSINESSCUB... O.o

 

"SO YOU HAVE THE STUFF TO MAKE THE FURNITURE"

 

"NOT ALL BUT, SO FAR SO GOOD"

 

"CUB, YOU SURE YOU SHOULDN'T..."

 

"STAY AWAY FROM MY STORE, YOU IMPULSIVE BLOCKHEAD!!!"

 

"ALRIGHT"

 

"I'VE TOLD YOU 1000 TIMES??? HEY, NOW YOU HIT THE WALL WITH YOUR HEAD 1000 TIMES, THAT MEANS YOU WON'T BOTHER ME ABOUT THAT MATTER AGAIN, RIGHT? OR A BUY A TON OF LEMON PIES AND ACME STUFF, CLEAR???"

 

"NO"

 

"HELL!!!"

 

"SO YOUR STORE IS FOR GEN YERS"

 

"YEAH. GEN YERS IN CHILE EXIST, BUT NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA, CAUSE OPEN TV HAS NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT, AND NOBODY KNOWS THAT INTERNET IS VERY USEFUL, PLUS FOR CHILEANS, CHILE IS FLAT, LIKE THERE'S NOTHING... OUT THERE. BUT GEN YERS ARE THERE, SO I KNOW MY AUDIENCE AS I KNOW MYSELF"

 

"SURE"

 

"YOU'RE GEN X, RIGHT???"

 

"???"

 

 

"I KNOW THAT. LOOK, GEN YERS IS THE SCIENTIFIC TERM TO TALK ABOUT INDIGO CHILDREN. AS SCIENCE IS "TRUE" AND NEW AGE IS "CRAP"... WELL"

 

"YOU'LL READ THE CARDS, RIGHT???"

 

"YEAH, I DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES FOR THAT, AND ONE QUESTION AT A TIME AS I HAVE TO SELL TOO"

 

"HOW... YOU KNOW THAT???"

 

"I TALKED WITH MY PARENTS ACCOUNTANT. HE GAVE ME TIPS FOR FREE. IS IT NECESSARY TO SAY WHEN I SAY PARENTS I MEAN "MOM AND DAD"???"

 

"MAYBE FOR SOME... PEOPLE WITH NO BRAIN"

 

"SO IF I BUY THINGS BY LOTS, THEY ARE CHEAPER, AND THERE'S A WAY TO NOT PAY TAXES"

 

"I DON'T GET IT"

 

"THAT'S WHY I TELL YOU TO... STAY AWAY FROM MY STORE!!!"

 

"GOT IT"

 

"I'VE HEARD THAT 1001 TIMES NOW"

 

"WHY WHEN YOU GET ANGRY I FEEL GOOD???"

 

"I DON'T KNOW..."

 

"SO YOU HAVE THINGS TO SELL ALREADY"

 

"YES, A STOCK. BUT I NEED TO BUY MORE"

 

"AND YOU STUDIED DESIGN SO YOU'LL MAKE ALL THE LOOK OF THE STORE"

 

"YES AND THE FURNITURE IS MADE TO PUT AND TAKE AWAY IN CASE ALL BLOWS UP. PLUS THE STORE I WANT IS READY. HAS THE LIGHTS, THE CEILING, THE WALLS READY, AND THE FLOOR TOO. SO I JUST HAVE TO PUT MY THINGS THERE AND START WITH THE BUSINESS, ANYWAY. THE PLACE IS GOOD, AND THE ACCOUNTER TOLD ME "AS YOU TALK, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A LOT MONEY"

 

"AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS???"

 

"I HAVE A PLAN ABOUT THAT"

 

"THAT SOUNDS... SCARY"

 

"NO, IT'S MORE LIKE... FUN"

 

MY BOYFRIEND SMOKES... SO WHAT!!!!

 

"SO YOU'RE QUITTING SMOKING... AGAIN"

 

"YEAH... TAKES A WHILE... BUT I WILL GO BACK TO SMOKE OCASSIONALLY"

 

"SO YOU SMOKE LIKE 5 TO 10 CIGARS A DAY"

 

"YES AND PEOPLE WHO SMOKE THEY DO THAY LIKE 80 TIMES A DAY, AND THE ONES WITH RED FILTER. I SMOKE WITH WHITE FILTER, THAT'S... NOT THE SAME"

 

"I KNOW THAT"

 

"MIKE I BOUGHT A TEN CIGAR PACK THE OTHER DAY AND IT COSTS 1,80 BUCKS, BUT I WAS CHARGED 2 BUCKS, SO I TOLD THE GIRL THAT HAS THE STORE NEAR TO MY HOUSE WHAT ABOUT THAT, CAUSE PRICE OF CIGARS ARE STANDARD"

 

"SO???"

 

"SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE "COULD" SELL THEM MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT THAT WAS A BAD IDEA CAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE TO PAY WAY MORE TAXES"

 

"AND"

 

"WELL THAT HAPPENNED TO ME AGAIN, I WAS CHARGED 2 BUCKS FOR THE SAME PACK AND I TOLD THE GUY HE COULDN'T DO THAT, OR HE WOULD HAVE TO PAY TAXES AND GIVE ME A TAX PAPER. BUT HE TOLD ME "CIGARS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE NOW" BUT I HAD BOUGHT THE SAME PACK IN THE MORNING AND IT WAS 1,80 SO I TOLD A COP WHAT WAS GOING ON"

 

"FOR 20 PENNIES???"

 

"IT'S NOT THE POINT. SO THE COP TOLD THE GUY WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT. THE COP DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT THE GUY HAD TO PAY TAXES SO HE TOLD ME TO MAKE A COMPLAIN TO THE COSTUMER SERVICE. SO I TOLD THE COP "YES, BUT I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THIS GUY", SO AT THAT POINT I GOT MY 20 PENNIES BACK"

 

"AWESOOOME"

 

"THINKING ABOUT SMOKING. LIKE IN THE 20'S GIRLS DIDN'T SMOKE, LIKE IT WAS THE WORST THING. BUT CHANEL DID SMOKE. ACTUALLY FOR THE MOVIE, IN FRANCE THE POSTER WITH CHANEL SMOKING WAS BANNED. LIKE WE ARE BACK IN THE 20'S IN THAT "AREA"

 

"YOU THINK???"

 

"KINDA"

 

RADIOACTIVE

"MIKE, I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE NEW LIST RADIOACTIVE"

 

"???"

 

 

"???"

 

"YEAH, I LIKE IT"

 

"JOSH WAS RIGHT. THE CARDS TOO. EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENNING HELPS ME SEE WHO CAN BE ON THE LIST"

 

"YEAH... YOU MEAN THE HARVEST"

 

"YEP"

 

"WHAT'S WRONG???"

 

 

"I SEE MY PARENTS LIKE FIME MINUTES A DAY. THEY FIND A WAY TO MAKE ME DOWN IN FIVE SECONDS. I STAY WITH THEM FOR A LOT OF REASONS. I CARE ABOUT THEM, AND THEY CARE ABOUT ME A LOT, TOO. I'M THE FAVORITE, BUT FOR THE SAME REASON..."

 

"WHAT???"

 

"I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE HAPPENS SOMETHING TO THEIR UNCONSCIOUS MINDS... WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

 

"HUM... EH... GLUPS. YES. I HAVE SOME PLANS I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU YET"

 

"THEY'RE TRYING TO PUT US APART"

 

"THATS 1000% IMPOSSIBLE"

 

"THEY DON'T KNOW THAT"

 

 

"I CAN AVOID THEM BUT RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT BUSINESS"

 

"MONEY, I KNOW. TRICKY... WHAT YOU'LL DO???"

 

"I DUNNO. THE YEAR OF THE HORSE IS A YEAR TO EXPRESS FEELINGS THAT ARE STUCK. BY COMMUNICATION. BUT AS THE FEELINGS ARE STUCK, THAT'S WHY THE HORSE WANTS TO RUN ALL THE TIME"

 

"LIKE YOU'VE BEEN EXPRESSING A LOT OF THINGS"

 

"YOU TOO... STRANGE FOR A RESERVED GUY LIKE YOU"

 

">BBBBLUSH<"

 

 

"MIKE, MY MOM HAS A CANDLE ON IN FRONT OF AN IMAGE OF THE VIRGIN. I TURN IT OUT ANYTIME I CAN. I KNOW THAT CANDLE IS ON SO SHE THINKS THE CANDLE WILL MAKE US BRAKE UP... AGAIN"

 

"THAT WON'T HAPPEN"

 

"SO SERIOUS IS THE DAMN THING"

 

"SO WHAT YOU'LL DO???"

 

"IMPROVISE"

 

"O.O"

 

"THAT'S WONNA WORK, FOR SURE"

 

"NOW I FEEL SO STUPID"

 

"SOMETIMES I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE. FIVE MINUTES A DAY!!!"

 

"THE PLOT THICKENS"

 

"THEY'RE NOT IN THE LIST SO FAR... IN MY HEAD... WE HAVE TO MAKE THE LIST FIRST"

 

"WELL... I... DON'T HAVE A VERY GOOD OPINION ABOUT YOUR PARENTS"

 

 

"I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN. BUT I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER"

 

"WELL IF YOU KEEP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MORE, THAT WON'T BE DIFFICULT"

 

"WE SHOULD CUDDLE AND WATCH SOME MOVIES MORE OFTEN"

 

"NO PROBLEM!!!"

 

 

"BUT NOT STRANDED, ALRIGHT O.-"

 

"..."

 

"LOVE YOU"

 

"LOVE YOU 2. AND WE ARE NOT GAY, MORE LIKE... """AMBIDEXTROUS""", PLUS YOU DON'T DRINK"

 

"NO, BUT I'M DRUNK IN LOVE, LIKE YOU!"

 

"YES, CUB, I'LL BE THERE... I WANT TO... (SIGH)"