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Saturday, October 19, 2013

WHERE'S CARRIEEEEE???!!!!

"OH NO, I JUST SAW THIS COMING!!! IT WAS UNEVITABLE!!! IT'S THE WORSE THING EVER!!!"
 
"CUB, WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT???"
 
"LOOK. THEY DID NOT RELEASE CARRIE IN SANTIAGO. WAS IT CENSORED??? CAUSE IT WAS ALREADY RATED R IN THE STATES... HUM..."
 
"YOU ARE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL FOR THAT MOVIE..."
 
"OH, I WISH I WAS JUST MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT THE MOVIE"
 
"OH NOOO. HERE HE GOES...!"
 
"LOOK. CARRIE WAS GOING TO BE RELEASED IN MAY. BUT THE MOVIE MAKERS GOT SCARED OF IRON MAN 3. WELL DONE! SO TO AVOID A COMPETITION TO LOSE, THEY CHANGED THE RELEASE FOR OCTOBER 2 DAYS AGO"
 
"YEAH? YES, I'M FOLLOWING YOU..."
 
"DON'T MOCK ON ME!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE MAY TO SEE THE MOVIE. AND NOW IT WAS NOT RELEASED IN SANTIAGO!!! IF THEY DON'T RELEASE IT IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, IT WILL BE RELEASED IN THREE MONTHS, AND IF NOT, IT WILL RELEASED IN SANTIAGO IN OCTOBER 2014!!!"
 
"YOU REALLY LIKE ART"
 
"I LOVE IT. LOOK. THIS WAS PREDICTED BY NOSTRADAMUS, I'M SURE!!! THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! OH NOOOO!!!!"
 
"CHILL OUT!!! HAHAHAHA"
 
"IT'S NOT FUNNY. TILL LAST YEAR ALL BIG MOVIE RELEASES WERE MADE AT THE SAME TIME THAN THE STATES!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. MAYBE MOVIE THEATERS ARE GETTING BROKE OR SOMETHING. AND PLUS. THE RELEASES IN THE STATES ARE ON FRIDAY AND IN SANTIAGO ARE IN THURSDAY, SO I COULD SEE GREAT MOVIE RELEASES ONE DAY BEFORE PEOPLE OF THE STATES. AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR A YEAR!!! THIS IS JUST NOT COOOOL!!!"
 
"NOW I HAVE TO SAY I LOVE MY NIGHTMARE"
 
"I KNOW"
 
THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 18, 2013

"SAKURA CARDCAPTOR" TAROT CARDS!!!!

AFTER THE TERRIFYING LAST POST
BETTER CHEER UP
WITH THIS POSSITIVE TAROT CARDS!!!
 
THE EMPEROR                                        THE EMPRESS 

 THE LOVERS FINALLY
 
WHEEL OF FORTUNE

 TEMPERANCE                      THE CHARIOT

 STRENGTH                                 THE MOON

 THE HAPPY LOVERS
 
THE HERMIT

 THE LOVERS REVERSED
 
 THE MAGICIAN                               THE MOON REVERSED

 THE TOWER

 THE WORLD
 
 THE LOVERS NEVER
 
 THE HIEROPHANT                                    THE HIGH PRIESTESS

 THE SUN
 
 JUDGEMENT
 
 THE FOOL
 
 JUSTICE
 
 THE STAR
 
QUEEN OF HOPE
 

THE HANGED GIRL

WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"OH I FEEL... JUST... TERRIBLE!!!" SAID MY CUB
 
"SHIT! WHAT HAPPENNED?" I ASKED.
 
"LOOK. I WENT TO BUY CIGARS NEXT MY HOME. YOU KNOW THE LADY THAT OWNS THE STORE CANNOT BE THERE ALL DAY, CAUSE SHE SELLS BEER AND SHE STAYS THERE UP LATE. SO SHE OPENS THE STORE IN THE AFTERNOON. SO IF I WANT TO BUY CIGARS EARLIER, I HAVE TO WALK TWO BLOCKS FURTHER..."
 
"WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING?"
 
"LOOK. THE LADY GOT STOLEN SO SHE PUT RAILINGS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND NOW THE STORE LOOKS LIKE A JAIL CELL"
 
"REALLY?"
 
"WHEN I FIRST SAW THAT I TRIED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENNED BUT AS THE EXPERIENCE WAS NOT GOOD FOR HER, SHE WOULD NOT TELL SO I STOPPED TRYING TO KNOW. YOU KNOW, SHE CAN PUT RAILINGS IF SHE WANTS, IT'S HER CHOICE, I RESPECT THAT"
 
"SO WHAT'S SO TEEERRIIIBLEEE???"
 
"WELL. I WENT TO BUY CIGARS AND THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN TALKING TO THE STORE OWNER. AND BY HOW THEY WERE TALKING, THE STORE OWNER DID TELL THE OLD WOMAN WHAT HAPPENNED. SO..."
 
"CUB... YOU FEEL FINE???"
 
"NOPE. LOOK. THE STORE OWNER SELLS THINGS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN NORMAL. NOT VERY, BUT THAT'S WHY I JUST BUY CIGARS THERE, AS CIGARS HAVE A STANDARD PRICE. BUT SHE IS NOT LIKE THE ASS. I THINK SHE HAS REASONS TO SELL MORE EXPENSIVE, SO, I HAVE NO TROUBLE WITH THAT. BUT... SHE WAS CLEARLY FOLLOWING THE FLOW WITH THE OLD WOMAN AS SHE WAS A CLIENT. SHE IS NOT LIKE THE ASS, I'M SURE ABOUT IT"
 
"FOLLOWING WHAT FLOW?"
 
"LOOK. THE OLD WOMAN, THE CLIENT, HEARD THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENNED. AND SHE WAS SAYING THAT ALL THIEVES SHOULD BE KILLED"
 
"WHAT???"
 
"AND SHE SAID THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE TO KEEP A PERSON IN PRISON AND ALL CITIZENS WERE PAYING FOR THE PRISON "HOTEL" WITH THE TAXES AND... "
 
"WHAT THE HELL"
 
"IMPLYING IT WAS HER AND "OWR MONEY" AND SHE SAID "YOU KNOW, I WENT TO SAUDI ARABIA AND THERE, A THIEF WHO STEALS FOR FIRST TIME GETS TWO FINGERS CUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. IF HE STEALS AGAIN, THEY CUT HIS HAND. WE SHOULD DO JUST THE SAME. SAUDI ARABIA IS SO SAFE THAT JEWEL STORES ARE OPEN IN THE STREET, THE SAME WITH EXPENSIVE WATCHES AND ALL"
 
"REALLY???"
 
"AND THE STORE OWNER WAS LIKE "YEAH, SURE, TAKE YOUR GOODS ANG PLEASE GO AWAY", THAT HAPPENNED"
 
"SO YOU DON'T FEEL GOOD"
 
"NOPE. I NEED A CHOCOLATE OVERDOSE!!!"
 
"YOU ARE KIDDING, RIGHT?"
 
"LOOK, THAT OLD WOMAN CAN HAVE A WC IN THE HEAD IF SHE WANTS, RIGHT? BUT HOW CAN SHE TALK LIKE THAT??? SHE CLEARLY IS NOT AWARE OF THE IMAGE SHE PROJECTS TO OTHERS. I GOT SO SHOCKED!!!"
 
"WELL THIS HAS SHAKEN... ME!!!"
 
"I DUNNO, I TOOK MY CIGARS AND RAN AWAY FROM THE PLACE"
 
"TELL ME. THAT IS ONE OF THE OLD LADIES THAT KICKED OUT YOUR CENOBYTE NEIGHBOURS FROM YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD???"
 
"YEAH!!!"
 


"MARRIED WITH CHILDREN" TAROT CARDS!!!!!

 WHAT AN AWESOME TV SHOW!!!
HELL YEAH!!!
 
HERE THE CARDS...
 
 THE EMPEROR                                             THE EMPRESS

 THE HIEROPHANT                                                       THE HIGH PRIESTESS
 
 THE FOOL                                          STRENGTH

 TEMPERANCE 

THE MOON                                        THE HANGED MAN

JUDGEMENT                                                                     JUSTICE

 WHEEL OF FORTUNE

THE WORLD
 
THE TOWER                                                                       DEATH
 
THE LOVERS

THE CHARIOT                                                             THE DEVIL
 
 QUEEN OF BEES

 THE LOVERS REVERSED

 THE MAGICIAN

ACE OF FOOTBALL

ABOUT TOASTERS AND OTHER STUFF...

"MIKE, MY TOASTER BROKE"
 
"YES? SO?" I ASKED...
 
"WELL, IT'S LIKE ALL TOASTERS ARE DISPOSABLE. THIS ONE LASTED LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF..."
 
"WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS?"
 
"OH... BECAUSE I RECYCLED IT..."
 
"SO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING MACHINE IN THE BACKYARD???"
 
"NO, BUT NOW I HAVE TO LIGHT A FIRE IN THE BACKYARD IN THE MORNING TO TOAST THE BREAD... YOU KNOW, THAT'S VERY PRACTICAL!!!"
 
"OH I SEE..."
 
"LOOK. THERE ARE A LOT OF COOL TOASTERS IN THE MARKET TO BUY. FOR EXAMPLE...
 
 
THESE TOASTERS WHERE MADE OVER THE RAINBOW
 






 
 
THESE ARE TOASTERS FOR BOYS
 








 
 
THESE ARE TOASTERS FOR GIRLS
 







 
 
 
THESE ARE HELLO KITTY TOASTERS
 
AS YOU CAN SEE THE HELLO KITTY TOASTER MAKES THE TOASTS WITH THE HEAD OF THE KITTY
 
 
BUT THERE ARE THESE OTHER TOASTERS
 
 DARTH VADER TOASTER
 
  MONSTER TOASTER                                         POISON TOASTER
 
 VOLKSWAGEN TOASTER                                           MICKEY TOASTER
 

 SPIDER-MAN TOASTER                                                    NEW YORK TOASTER




 VALUES MUSHROOM TOASTER                                     SMILEY TOASTER

WEATHER TOASTER
 



 POCKET PRINT TOASTER
 
 
AND THE DESIGN TOASTERS
 
THIS IS ART NOUVEAU OR ART DECO

THIS IS A FLEXIBLE TOASTER

CONCEPTUAL TOASTER                             ONE LAYER TOASTER

TRAIN TOASTER                                     VOYEUR TOASTER


 COLOUR PRINT TOASTER                                            SNOB TOASTER

ERGONOMIC TOASTER
 
 VOYEUR TOASTER II
 
 GIGER TOASTER

 LET'S PLAY DOCTOR TOASTER
 
 POCKET TOASTER                                      KAWAII TOASTER
 
 "SO THOSE ARE SOME TOASTERS. I THINK AS YOU CAN BUY A LOT OF COOL TOASTERS, IT IS BETTER IF THEY'RE DISPOSABLE"
 
"YOU THINK?????"
 
"YEAH!"
 
 THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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