THE CUB AND MICHAEL LERKOFF SECRET PRONUNCIATION

MICHAEL LERKOFF:  MICHAEL LEERKOFF

THE CUB: THE COOB

THAT'S ALL!

CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE THIRD KIND

I'M BACK WRITING!!!

YES IT'S ME

MICHAEL

MICHAEL LERKOFF

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SO WE WERE WALKING IN A FOREST AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

WE SAW A LAKE

THE LAKE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND THE CUB

KEPT SAYING HOW WONDERFUL THE LAKE WAS

AS I LISTENED TO HIM

LIKE IN THE OLD TIMES

WHEN WE WERE ON OUR WAY BACK TO THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

WE GOT LOST

"MICHAEL, IT'S ONLY GEOMETRY" SAID THE CUB

"IT'S NOT ONLY GEOMETRY! WE GOT LOST!!!!"

"LOOK. TRY TO SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE HERE"

"????"

"AT LEAS WE CAN WALK HOLDING OUR ARMS... IT FEELS GOOD AND IT'S SO ROMANTIC"

"BUT I WANNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN"

"I'M SURE IT'S THIS WAY"

"NO IT'S ALL THE WAY AROUND"

"YOU DON'T TRUST MY ESP?"

HOW WAS I TO ANSWER TO THAT

SO I FOLLOWED HIM

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

"HELL !!!!"

"MICHAEL THIS IS AWESOME, TOLD YOU ALIENS WERE REAL"

"YOU'RE NOT SCARED?"

"I THINK IF THEY'RE HUNGRY THEY CAN GO TO AN AUTOMAC"

"MC DONALDS SURE"

"I ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE. YOU AND YOUR ATTACHMENT TO TROUBLE"

"YOU THINK?"

"JUST RELAX"

"CUB"

SO HE GRABBED MY ARM AND GOT GLUED TO ME

AS WE KEPT WALKING

AND THE CUB WAS RIGHT

THE CABIN WAS WERE HE WAS WALKING TO

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY!!!!