"WHAT???"
"YES MIKE, WE WILL TAKE A FERRY"
"WHAT FOR???"
"TO GO TOGETHER OR I GO ALONE"
"FINE"
"PLEASE???"
"AL...RIGHT!"
"LOOK, IT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF FUN!!!"
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"SO... HERE WE ARE"
"THIS PLACE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT OLD FASHIONED TO ME"
"DON'T WORRY. MIKE, THERE'S A MILLENIAL FAIR AND WE COULD GO THERE!!!"
"NOPE"
"WHY?"
"I DON'T WANT TO"
"WELL THEN FOLLOW ME"
"THIS FOREST LOOKS SPOOKY CUB, I DUNNO..."
"C'MON! I KNOW THIS PLACE"
"YOU ARE VERY SURE"
"FIVE TIMES SURE"
"WELL... IF YOU SAY SO. DON'T MAKE ME SAY LATER "I TOLD YOU SO"
"I WON'T, PROMISE O.- !"
"YEAH, SURE"
"LOOK! GOKU IS HERE!"
"THAT'S NOT GOKU, MIKE"
"WHAT WE DO NOW?"
"FOLLOW HIM"
"WHY?"
"JUST COME"
"YOU SEE, THERE ARE DANGEROUS CREATURES IN THIS PLACE"
"YOU'RE SCARED? LOOK, THOSE CREATURES ARE AT LEVEL 1 SO, THEY'RE PEACE OF CAKE"
"WHAT???"
"YOU SEE, MIKE? IF HE CAN KICK THEIR ASSES, WE CAN TOO"
"YES, I HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION"
"WHAT'S THAT BLUE THING??? CUB, ANSWER!"
"YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME WOULD TAKE TO A PERSON TO EXPLAIN AN ENTIRE RPG TO ANOTHER???"
"NOPE!"
"A LOT, LET'S GO! WE FOLLOW "GOKU"
"THIS SMELLS LIKE REAL DANGER SPIRIT!!!"
SO HE TOOK MY HAND AND MADE ME WALK INTO THE BLUE THING
"WHERE ARE WE NOW??? THIS LOOKS LIKE THE AVATAR MOVIE A LITTLE BIT"
"MIKE, WE WILL GO TO THE KINGDOM OF ZEAL, SO BEHAVE"
"WHY???"
"THOSE GUYS HAVE MAGIC AND ARE VERY SERIOUS ABOUT IT, IT'S LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN THE CAPITOL AND HARRY POTTER WIZARD WORLD"
"THEY'RE WIZARDS???"
"NO. BUT WE HAVE SOME MAGIC. I THINK THAT'LL BE OK. SO JUST PRETEND TO BE ONE OF THEM, OK? IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT, YOU'LL SEE"
"I'LL TRY"
"OK"
"LOOKS LIKE A LABIRYNTH"
"MIKE, YOU SHOULD START PLAYING RPGS. YOU LEARN A LOT FROM THEM. PLUS THIS IS WAY LESS COMPLICATED AS A MAP THAN THE ONES OF FINAL FANTASY XII OR XIII"
"OH. YES. I SEE. I HAVE ALL CLEAR NOW"
"MAYBE YOU'VE PLAYED RPG BUT YOU DON'T KNOW..."
"???"
"FOLLOW ME. BY THE WAY YOU ARE BEHAVING BETTER THAN IN HOGWARTS. KEEP IT THAT WAY, WHITE TRUFFLE CAKE"
THIS GUY!!!
"HEY, GOKU IS THERE AGAIN"
"DON'T SHOUT!!!"
"I HAVEN'T"
"DON'T"
"OK"
"WHY WE ARE FOLLOWING GOKU?"
"THERE'S A MACHINE I WANT TO SEE. I HAVE A QUARTZ STONE AND I PRETTEND TO CHARGE IT, THAT MACHINE HAS VERY STRONG MAGIC POWER, SO..."
"CUB, STOP WALKING. THERE'S A KID YOU'RE ABOUT TO CRASH WITH"
"OH. I DID NOT SEE HIM. KID, WE WANT TO PASS, WOULD YOU LET US???"
AND WHAT THE KID SAID???
AND WE BOTH SAID
"ONE AMONG US!!!!!
?????????????
SHHHHHIT!!!!!!!!!!"