"CUB, I DON'T GET WHEN THEY SAY THAT MADONNA OR LADY GAGA ARE AVANT-GARDE"
"???"
"C'MON!"
"THAT'S A DEVELOPEMENT QUESTION... (???)"
"TELL ME"
"ALRIGHT, BLOCKHEAD!!! LOOK... HOW DO I START???"
"FROM THE BEGINNING???"
"I DON'T LIKE YOUR MANDATORY TONE, SUGAR..."
"JUST, TALK..."
"WELL. IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS NOTHING, AND THEN AN EXPLOSION..."
"NOT THAT FAR"
"WELL. WHEN MADONNA STARTED, POSTMODERNISM WAS THE "NEW THING". SO SHE MADE CONTEMPORARY MUSIC, THIS MEANS "POSTMODERN". NOW, IT IS SAID SHE LIKES TO COPY. THAT IS NOT TRUE BECAUSE SHE TAKES WHAT IS COOL BUT KINDA UNDERGROUND, AND MAKES IT GLOBAL WITH A LOT OF STYLE, MAKING THESE KINDA UNDERGROUND THINGS MAINSTREAM AND EVEN FASHION. BUT SHE IS NOT COPYING AS THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKING THE SAME THING, SO THOSE PEOPLE... COPY EACH OTHER??? NOPE"
"AND LADY GAGA???"
"SHE IS ONLY "EXTRAVAGANT". THIS COULD LOOK MORE AVANT-GARDE THAN MADONNA, WHO IS STILL CONTEMPORARY, I MEAN, THAT'S WHY MADONNA CHANGES THROUGH TIME, ACCORDING TO WHAT IS CONTEMPORARY. BUT LADY GAGA, AGAIN IS ONLY "EXTRAVAGANT", THIS MEANS, WHAT SHE DOES IS FIVE YEARS FORWARD. THAT'S WHY MUSIC OF TODAY IS TOTALLY LIKE HER FIRST ALBUM, RELEASED IN 2008, THAT MAKES FIVE YEARS. AND HER MUSIC IS POP BUT SHE IS CLEARLY BAROQUE, I MEAN, HER. BUT BOTH OF THEM HAVE AN "AVANT-GARDE" AIR. MORE QUESTIONS???"
"NO... JUST SHUT UP"
"YEAH, YOUUUUUU"
"I<3U"
"..."