I WATCHED HELLRAISER 2 WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!

SO MY BOYFRIEND SAID HE WAS CURIOUS ABOUT HELLRAISER. AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE THOUGHT IT WASN'T THAT TERRIFIC IF YOU COULD GET INTO THE PLOT.

SO WE RAN INTO WIKIPEDIA AND FIGURED OUT WHAT ALL THAT WAS ABOUT.

AND HE SAID:
"I TOLD YOU, OF COURSE YOU SEE TERRIFIC THINGS IN HELLRAISER, BUT THERE'S SOME KIND OF AESTHETIC. THE AESTHETIC OF THE UGLY OF COURSE, BUT I'M SURE WE WON'T PUKE IF WE SEE IT AS WE DID PUKE WATCHING SAW 3"

WELL, HE WAS RIGHT. AND HE SAID.

"WE WON'T WATCH HELLRAISER 1, IT IS BORING, I ALREADY SAW IT, BESIDES, NOTHING HAPPENS ---AND WHAT HE SAID AFTER THAT???=== AND, YOU KNOW, IT IS LONGER THAN HELL..."

O.o

HA.

GOOD JOKE, TEDDY BEAR.

SO WE SAW HELLRAISER 2. I HAD NOT. BUT HE DID. SO WHY HE WANTED TO SEE IT AGAIN? CAUSE HE WANTED TO UNDERSTAND BETTER THE FILM AND HE HAD SEEN IT WHEN DINOSAURS RULED EARTH, SO HE DID NOT HAVE ALL THE PICTURE CLEAR.

SO IN HELLRAISER THERE IS A CUBE THAT OPENS THE DOOR TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, THE DIMENSION OF CENOBYTES. BUT MY BOYFRIEND SAID.

"YOU KNOW, IN THIS MOVIE I REMEMBER THERE WAS A GIRL THAT DID NOT SPEAK, BUT COULD SOLVE PUZZLES. AND HE TOOK THE CUBE, BUT I REMEMBER IT HAD TRIANGLE SHAPES AT SOME POINT..."

SO THERE WAS A CUBE WITH TRIANGLE SIDES??? YOU FORGOT ALL ABOUT GEOMETRY ALL OF A SUDDEN, SUGARCUBE???

"WELL LOOK." HE SAID "I DON'T REMEMBER HOW, BUT THE CUBE TRANSFORMS IN A THING WITH TRIANGLE SHAPES, AND THE GIRL WHO DOES NOT SPEAK FINDS A WAY TO SOLVE THE GODDAMNED TRIANGLE-CUBE"

YES????

O.O

"IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME" HE SAID "WE CAN BET MONEY"

SSSSSSHIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!! -_-'

I SAID.
"NOOOOO. I BELIEVE YOU. LET'S STOP ARGUING ABOUT THIS MATTER. AFTER ALL WE HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE, I MEAN, I HAVE NOT, YOU KNOWW..."

"SHUT UP... " HE SAID.

SO WE WATCHED THE MOVIE AND HE WAS RIGHT!!!
THE CUBE CHANGED ITS SHAPE INTO TRIANGLE SIDES.

"IT'S A MOVIE, HONEY" HE SAID "HOW AM I NOT TO REMEMBER???"

AND I STARTED TO MAKE QUESTIONS INSIDE MY HEAD...

WHAT ELSE DOES THE BEAR CUB REMEMBER????