I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE. SERIOUSLY.

SO THE STUD MUFFIN, THE DREAMS OF MY DREAMS, THE FIRE OF MY LOINS, MY LOVE, MY SIN...

ASKED ME FOR AUTHORIZATION TO GO TO FANGTASIA

o.O

ALONE----------------

SO I SAID YES.

WELL. HERE IT GOES.

THE BEAR CUB GOES TO FANGTASIA BUT TALKS TO NO ONE. HE THINKS HUMANS ARE UGLY. BUT EVERYBODY THERE WANTS TO GET INTO HIS SHEETS.

SOMETIMES THE "ERIC NORHTMAN I KNOW" SITS ON AN EMPTY TABLE AND TURNS ON A CHRONOMETRE, SOMETIMES 5 OR 10 MINUTES TO DEMONSTRATE NOBODY WOULD TALK TO HIM. AND EVERYBODY STARES AT HIM, BUT NO ONE EVEN APPROACHES.

SO WHEN THE PUP COMES AND TELL ME: YOU THINK I'M BEAUTIFUL?
I SAY: YES
AND HE TELLS ME: YOU SHOULD SAY THAT 24/7. I KNOW I'M GOOD LOOKING, BUT I NEED TO HEAR IT.

O.o
???

WELL.

HE WENT TO FANGTASIA AND BEFORE GETTING INSIDE, THIS GUY TALKED TO HIM. AS THE STUD MUFFIN SAW THE GUY WAS NOT DANGEROUS (I. E. : NOT DRUNK, NOT HIGH, NOT A SERIAL KILLER), HE TALKED TO HIM BACK. THE GUY WAS WOULD LOOKING, BUT NOT ENOUGH, I MEAN, HE WAS OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.

THEN BOTH ENTERED FANGTASIA AND SAT ON A TABLE. THE OTHER GUY, WE WILL REFFER TO HIM AS "THE MOTHERFUCKER" FROM NOW ON, TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR.

THE MOTHERFUCKER ASKED A DRINK. AND TOLD MY IMMACULATE SIN IF HE WANTED TO DRINK. THE STUD TOLD HIM NO. AND THE MOTHERFUCKER ASKED AGAIN THE SAME THING. AND THE STUD SAID: NO!!! (KNOWING THAT WHO KNOWS WICH KIND OF DRUG COULD BE INSIDE THAT STUFF)

THEY TALKED ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. THE STUD TOLD ME THE GUY WAS NOT UGLY, OUT OF HIS LEAGUE, OF COURSE, BUT HE THOUGHT THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS SEXY, AND, READ THIS """""SAW SOMETHING IN HIS EYES"""""".

THE STUD WAS CONCERNED AS THE MOTHERFUCKER TALKED TO HIM WITHOUT FAINTING. SO HE ASKED WHY THE MOTHERFUCKER TALKED TO HIM. THE OTHER GUY HAD NO CLUE. THE STUD SAID "NORMALLY PEOPLE DON'T TALK TO ME. I DON'T KNOW WHY ((((((LIAR!!!!)))) SO THAT'S WHY I ASK. ---------BUT I DO CAN TALK"

O:O ! I KNOW THAT, PLEASE STOP TALKING, FIRE OF MY LOINS.

AT SOME POINT THE STUD MUFFIN WANTED TO TELL THE GUY AN ADVICE, BUT THE MOTHERFUCKER SAID, HE WOULD TALK TO A FRIEND. THE HUNK PUSHED HIM BACK AND TOLD HIM HE SHOULDN'T DO SOMETHING IN FANGTASIA, OR COULD SHOW A BAD IMPRESSION.

PUSHED HERE, MEANS PUSH, BUT...

THERE WAS PHISICAL CONTACT. THE STUD TAKE HOURS TO DECIDE WHEN HE WOULD TALK TO SOMEONE, AND HERE WE ARE: THERE WAS PHISICAL CONTACT. NOT SEXUAL, BUT, HE ENTERED HIS PERSONAL SPACE, AND THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS WITH OTHER PEOPLE. IN FANGTASIA EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. ONCE A GUY PUT HIS ARM OVER ---MY---STUD--- AND HE INMEDIATELLY MOVED AWAY AND LOOKED AT THE GUY LIKE HE WANTED TO KILL HIM.

SO THE PEOPLE IN FANGTASIA IS AWARE OF THIS MATTER.

THEN THE STUD WENT FROM HERE TO THERE, DANCED A LITTLE HERE AND THERE.

AND AT SOME POINT HE THOUGHT "I KNOW NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN, BUT I'LL GIVE IT A TRY"
SO HE STARTED LOOKING FOR THE GUY AND EVERYONE IN FANGTASIA REALIZED HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE (THIS HAPPENS ONCE EACH MILLENIA IN FANGTASIA AND EVERYONE THERE KNOWS THAT).
SO HE LOOKED AND LOOKED FOR THE MOTHERFUCKER. AND KEPT LOOKING.
AND IN THE END HE FOUND HIM IN THE SMOKING AREA.
HE APPROACHED AND LOOKED AT THE MOTHERFUCKER'S EYES. BUT SAID NO WORD.
THEN HE TRIED TO TALK TO HIM, AND COULD TELL BY THE MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK, THAT HE WANTED NOT TO TALK WITH ----THE MUFFIN???!!!!!
THE MUFFIN STARED FIVE SECONDS. THEN TURNED HIS HEAD AND TURNED HIS EYES UP, THINKING. FIVE MORE SECONDS, HE REALIZED HE WAR RIGHT AND
READ THIS.

NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN................

SO HURT IN HIS EGO AND SATISFIED WITH THE TIME HE SPENT DANCING -----ALONE.
HE LEFT FANGTASIA EARLIER THAN USUALLY.

SO WE WONDER NOW WHAT HE WAS TOLD BY EVERYONE IN FANGTASIA, BECAUSE THERE EVERYBODY WOULD GIVE A LEG, OR KILL SOMEONE TO HAVE JUST ONE NIGHT THING WITH ---MY--STUD---

AND EVERYONED SAW BY THE STUD ATTITUDE HE DID WANT MORE THAN ONE NIGHT THING. HE WANTED A SHEEP.

AND BY HOW THE STUD MUFFIN BEHAVES, EVERYONE ALREADY FIGURED OUT THAT HE DOESN'T GIVE SECOND CHANCES.
THEY MUST HAVE TOLD THAT TO THE MOTHERFUCKER.

SO NOW WE IMAGINE THE MOTHERFUCKER SINKING IN HIS OWN STUPIDITY.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS.