TELEPHONE O.o

STOP CALLING!!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE!!!

SHIT.

SO MY BOYFRIEND TELEPHONED ME.

STOP THELEPHONING MEEEE

SAYING I'M GOING A LITTLE TOO FAR WITH THE TELEPHONE. I MEAN... ----BLOG.

LIKE HE DOESN'T SHOW OF ALL HIS TORSO ON FACEBOOK, YEAH!

"DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVEREXPOSING US IN YOUR BLOG, SHUGGY?"

"NOOOOOOO.... O.o (GULP)"

"AS YOU ARE RESERVED ALL THE TIME AND SAY I SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT SOME STUFF AND ALL THAT ---STUFF?"

"HONEY, THIS IS THE INTERNET. NOTHING IS REAL HERE"

---ACTUALLY I GUESS THAT YOU NEED A RED PILL TO ENTER """THE REAL WORLD""". OR WAS IT BLUE????? O.o

AND HE SAID.

"I JUST THINK. THAT A LITTLE ---BIT. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF"

AND I SAW IT. HE WAS JOKING. I HATE WHEN HE DOES THAT. LIKE SIMBA WITH THE BIRD IN THE LION KING, REMEMBER???

AND I SAID ALL SWEATY.

"YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING?"

AND WE BOTH SAID.

"HAVING YOUR HEAD!!!"

WE LAUGHED OUT LOUD.

I LOVE HIM.