Thursday, September 26, 2024

PRESENTING NEW BLOG CHARACTER: UTENA

 







DING DONG******

"I TOLD YOU ANDY WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS MATTER
WITH UTENA"
"YOU THINKS SO???
OPEN MINDED ENOUGH!!!
AURORA..
NOW I HAVE 2 LEGENDARY POKEMON
IN THE GAME YOU GET ONE 
AT THE END NOT BOTH TWO..."
"CMON IN THE GAME
YOU DO CAN GET MORE
THAN 
ONE
LEGENDARY POKEMON"

AND THE DOOR OPENED


"HI GUYS"
SAID UTENA
"HIII" SAID ANDY AND
AURORA
BOTH TWO
"CMON AND SIT, 
WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK???"
"ICE TEA FOR ME" SAID ANDY
"YOU TOO AURORA???"
"YUP"
"SO 3 ICE TEA"
"WHITE AND MANDARIN FLAVOR
PLS" SAID ANDY
"SURE" ANSWERED UTENA

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LATER
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"SO THIS IS IT I..." SAID ANDY
"WELL UTENA WE CAME HER
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
SOMETHING
SUPER CURIOUS
THAT IS HAPPENING
TO ANDY"


"WAIT A MINUTE" SAID UTENA
"ILL SAVE MY PROGRESS ON THIS GAME
AND NOW"

AND AN HOLOGRAM POPPED OUT
OF UTENAS NINTENDO SWITCH LITE
MICHIRU VERSION

ANDY AND AURORA GAVE
A STRANGE LOOK TO UTENA
ASKING FOR AN EXPLANATION
WITH BIG STARTLED EYES

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LATER
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"HOW THE HELL YOU KNOW RAMIEL???" ASKED ANDY
"I TOLD YOU" EXPLAINED UTENA "IT WAS AN ASTRAL PROJECTION
I WAS SLEEPING AND SUDDENLY
I WAS INSIDE A SPACESHIP
WITH ALL KINDS OF ETHNICITIES
AND I MEAN
ALL
STAR WARS
ETHNICITIES"
"MY STORY
IS BETTER AND FUNIER" MURMURED AURORA


"SO LETS BEGIN
THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN" SAID UTENA "AND LETS 
FORGET ABOUT RAMIEL FOR A WHILE"
WHAT A JOKE
...
"ITS COMPLICATED" SAID ANDY "ITS EMBARRASSING
ALRIGHT???"


AURORA STARTED EXPLAINING
"ANDY FELL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER GUY"
"WELL THAT HAPPENS OFTEN" SMIRKED UTENA
"THIS IS DIFFERENT, I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH" EXPLAINED ANDY
"SO LOVE IS BAD NOW???" ASKED UTENA
"ITS NOT THE POINT" ADDED AURORA
WITH THE BEST MISS CONGENIALITY VOICE

"HES CALLED ARTEMIS" SAID ANDY
"ARTEMIS... THATS A GIRLS NAME... "SAID UTENA
"ARTEMIS IS TOO IMPORTANT TO ANDY
NOW IN DIFFICULT TIMES
HE CALMS HIM DOWN
AND GIVES TO ANDY A SENS OF
BALANCE
AND HARMONY
I NEVER SAW B4"
"PLUS" ADDED ANDY "I DISCOVERED TANTRIC SEX WITH HIM
ITS NUT JUST LIKE A LITTLE THING"

"WELL WHATS THE PROBLEM???" SAID UTENA STARTLED
"ANDY DOES NOT KNOW
HOW TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN 
MICHAEL
AND
ARTEMIS"
"HE CAN STAY WITH BOTH TWO
THATS THE REAL TRADITION
NOT MONOGAMY
NERUDA DID THAT TOO
WHY NOT YOU???"

"HOW CAN I EXPLAIN... " SAID ANDY "THAT I HAD
SMALLVILLE GRANIES
THAT TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT
WHAT I CALL...
CHRISTIAN BACKGROUND..
YOU KNOW???
I MEAN
WHAT MY GRANNIES TOLD ME SINCE LITTLE
HELPS ME CONTROL MY ESP
SUPER POWERS...
AND NOT CREATIVITY
NOT THAT NO"
"SURE" SAID UTENA"SMALLVILLE GRANNIES
MY ASS"
"YOU DONT SEE MY TRADITIONAL COLORS" 
SAID ANDY TO DEFEND HIS POINT OF VIEW
"WHAT THE HELL
DOES SOMETHING AS 
CHRISTIANITY
HAVE TO DO WITH YOU..
AND
THIS MATTER
...
YOU ARE ROMAN LIKE HELL"
SAID AURORA


"IN YOUR OWN WORDS" SAID UTENA LAUGHING "OPEN MINDED
ENOUG...
WELL CONSIDER MY
POINT OF VIEW
AND STAY WITH BOTH OF THEM
ITS AN
ORDER!!!
AND STOP WHINING ABOUT
LACK OF
LOVE"
"ALRIGHT" ANSWERED ANDY

"SURE ITS NOT WRONG OR SOMETING"
"ANDY!!!!!!!" ANSWERED BOTH GIRLS

"THINKING TWICE
I DID NOT THING ABOUT A SUCH
PERFECT SOLUTION"
SAID AURORA
SMILING
AND SUDDENLY 
A MUSIC BOX SOUND 
TOOK OVER THE APT
AND GLITTER
CAME OUT FROM ANDYS SKIN

"I THOUGHT I HAD TO CHOOSE
WAIT A MINUTE
ALL MY SMALLVILLE GRANNIES
TAUGHT ME 
IS A LIE???
AND THE REAL TRADITIONS
ARE NOTHING
BUT THE OPPOSITE THING???"
"ILL GO WITH ANDY TO SEE ORACLE" SAID AURORA

"I KNOW ORACLE" SAID UTENA "THEY ARE
ALWAYS LIKE SUPER BUSY
WITH SERIOS STUFF...
WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN 
THEY HAVE TO FOCUS
ONLY ON ONE PERSON???"
"EHEM" SAID ANDY "THREE PERSONS"
"WERE GOING..." MURMURED AURORA "AND 
THANK YOU
YOU FEEL BETTER ANDY??????"
"BETTER BUT CONFUSED
MY GRANNIES ALWAYS SAID I COULDNT LIE
NOW THEY LIED ALL THE TIME???"

IT WAS TRUE FROM SOME POINT OF VIEW
ANDY DID NOT THINK ABOUT IT
WHY HAVE ONE ICE CREAM
IF HE LIKED
TWO ICE CREAMS???
MADE SENSE SOMEHOW
BUT DEEP INSIDE HIS MIND
HEART AND SOUL
A RAY OF LIGHT TOLD
HIM
THAT THERE WAS ALWAYS
A SOLUTION
FOR EVERYTHING
AND UNIVERS WOULDNT PUT
ANDY IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF LOSING ONE AND
KEEP THE OTHER
THE PLOT WAS THICKENING
AND AT THE SAME TIME 
GETTING MUCH BETTER
WHAT ORACLE HAD TO SAY
HE DID NOT KNOW...
SERIOUS VANITY???
HEAVY LIGHTNESS???
NOT AT ALL...




CHRONICLES OF SECOND IMPACT VOL. 3 SACRIFICE


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ONE YEAR EARLIER
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"HI JOSH"
"HI ANDY"
"WHAT WE DO TODAY...
TRAINING???
I LIKE TO TRAIN WITH YOU
IN BATTLE..."

"ALRIGHT, I DID MY RESEARCH...
HIS NAME IS NOT ADAM...
HES LYING
THIS IS GETTING PRETTY UGLY
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???"
"WHAT????
"THE GUY IS DANGEROUS
SEEMS LIKE A SET UP OR SOMETHING
HIS ETHNICITY IS TOXIC LIKE HELL
ON A GENETIC LEVEL
HIS DATA IS VIOLENT"


"OH CRAP... THANK YOU!!!
NOW I GOT TANGLED WITH THE GUY 
YOU TELL ME THIS???"
"ITS DIFFICULT I KNOW...
I MEAN
YEAH
YOURE FUCKING RIGHT"
"WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE ME TO DO???
KICK HIS ASS???"

"EVENTUALLY YOU BOTH
COULD BREAK UP
IN A WAY NOR YOU OR ME ARE GONNA LIKE"
"THIS IS SERIOUS???"
"THE GUY IS A FREAK
HE DOES NOT GO ALONE ANYWHERE
CLEARLY HE TALKED TO YOU
AND STUFF
TO SREW YOU UP.
SO B4 IT GETS UGLY----EEEER
YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM TO GO AWAY"

"ITS A LOVE SACRIFICE FROM YOU ANDY
ITS GONNA HURT
BUT NOT AS MUCH
AS HE WANTS TO HURT YOU"

"WITH THIS PAIN IN MY SOUL AND HEART
ILL OBEY YOUR ORDERS
SEEMS YOU KNOW MORE 
ABOUT THIS MATTER AS I DO
I DONT WANT FURTHER EXPLANATIONS
ILL JUST DO IT"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LATER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




"HI ANDY"
"HI ADAM"
"GOOD TO SEE YOU"
"IN FACT..."


"YOUR NAME IS NOT ADAM
YOU SEEM I DUNNO
THIS IS CRAZY AS FUCK.
THERES SOMETHING WRONG
ABOUT THIS
ON A DEEP LEVEL
YOU COULD BE EVIL AND HAVE
VERY GOOD CAMOUFLAGE"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
THIS IS ME
IM TRANSPARENT"
"GUYS DONT TALK TO ME
ITS ME WHO TAKES INITIATIVE
IN THE FUCK MANNER"
"SO YOU SAY..."

"MY FATHER IN THE SKY
GAVE ME ADVICE
YOU HAVE CRUEL INTENTIONS
AS I SEE YOU WONT STOP STALKING ME
SO PREPARE FOR BATTLE"






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NEXT DAY
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"ANDYK, DID YOU DO WHAT I TOLD YOU???"
"THAT GUY...
HE WONT BOTHER US AGAIN
ITS CLEAR YOU ARE RIGHT
ABOUT HIM
HE HAS SOMETHING EVIL
IN HIM
THE THOUGHTS
THE HEART.."


"I HAD TO DO IT JOSH
NOW WHAT ABOUT TRAINING"
"YOULL READ THE NEXT VOLUMES 
OF THE METABARONS
AND 
YOU WILL START READING
SUPERGIRL
AND SUPERBOY COMICS...
AND 
ANDY...
CONGRATULATIONS
THIS RITUAL OF GIVING UP LOVE
THE SACRIFICE
THE FIGHT YOU MADE
HELPED YOU BECOME A LITTLE GOD"
"REALLY???
HELL YES!!!
IT WASNT A SUPER BAD
EXPERIENCE AFTER ALL, RIGHT???"
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
STELLAR MONEY...???"




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ONE YEAR LATER
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Wednesday, September 25, 2024

SECOND IMPACT CHRONICLES VOL. 2 TIE ME UP TIE ME DOWN

YEAR XXXX A.D.

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ONE YEAR EARLIER
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"YOUR PROGRESS IS GOOD IN YOUR TRAINING ANDY"
"THANKS JOSH"
"YOUR INNER GOD IS ALMOST READY
YOUR LITTLE GOD"
"YOU THINK SO???"

"THIS THAT, IM STUDYING MATH
FOR AST AND OTHER STUFF
PLUS A COURSE OF ENGLISH
GRAMMAR FOR THE TOEFL TEST...
YKNOW"
"YES I KNOW... YOU JUST LEFT DESIGN
SEEMS SO...
YOUR BULLY CLASSMATES
STUFF..."


"SO WE ARE DONE FOR TODAY
TAKE CARE AND WE MEET AGAIN TOMORROW"
"ALRIGHT.. IM HAVIN TARO TEA
WITH BOBA AT BOBI BOBI"

LATER
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"I WANT A TARO TEA WITH BOBA
AND MY NAME IS ANDY"
"HERE ANDY"

AWESOME... THOUGHT ANDY
NOTHING BETTER THAN 
HAVING A TARO TEA ALONE
BECAUSE HE DID NOT FEEL LONELY
AS LONELINESS KILLS
ALL THE THRILL OF STANDING ALONE.

"HI ANDY"

AND A MAGIC SOUND WAS HEARD 
ALL OVER THE STORE
LIKE CHAINS AND TWINKLE BELLS
AND A WAVE OF GLITTER 
CAME OUT OF ANDYS SKIN

"HI ADAM, HOW DO YOU DO?
ARE YOU DOING FINE???"
"WELL HERES THE THING
YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING
I AM GOOD LOOKING
WHAT IF.."

"SO YOU ARE INTO GUYS ADAM???
WHATS YOUR DEAL???
GUYS?? GIRLS?? 
A BIT OF BOTH???"
"GUYS, ANDY"

"SOUNDS GREAT BUT
I DUNNO
IF I HURT YOUR CRYSTAL EXPECTATIONS
I DO LIKE GIRLS TOO"
"NO PROBLEM"
"AND AS MY TEA IS OVER...
GOOD BYE!
SEE YOU AROUND..."

NEXT DAY
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"SO ANDY WE ARE TRAINING THIS THING
CALLED...
NEUROLINGUISTIC
PROGRAMMING
YOULL GET IT FAST AND
HEY... YOU ARE SIGHING..."

"YOU THINK SO???
WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
I SAW ADAM YESTERDAY
HE TALKED TO ME AGAIN
AT BOBI BOBI"

"THIS GUY YOU DONT KNOW
IF HE GAVE YOU HIS REAL NAME
STUFF
HE GOES AND TALKS TO YOU
AND GOES ALONE TO BOBI BOBI
IF YOU HAVE THE POWER
TO GO TO BOBI BOBI
OR THE MOVIES ALONE
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING..
WHATS THIS SHIT ABOUT???!!!
BE CAREFUL
OK...
AND I HAVE SOME GIFTS FOR YOU
TAKE THEM
AND...
YOU CAN TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF
SO WATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
AND WE MEET AGAIN TOMORROW"




"I AM CAREFUL JOSH"
MY
ASS


"THANKS FOR THE GIFTS
WILL READ THE BOOKS ASAP"
"THIS CROSS HAS A BLESSING
FROM A BUDA
ITS VERY IMPORTANT YOU KEEP IT
AND DONT LOSE IT"
"OF COURSE...
YOU ARE PARANOID
I MEAN
WHAT COULD GO WRONG???"

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YEAR XXXX A.D.
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NOTHING HAPPENS BY RANDOM
ONLY INEVITEBILITY IS REAL

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