YEAR XXXX A.D.
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ONE YEAR EARLIER
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"YOUR PROGRESS IS GOOD IN YOUR TRAINING ANDY"
"THANKS JOSH"
"YOUR INNER GOD IS ALMOST READY
YOUR LITTLE GOD"
"YOU THINK SO???"
"THIS THAT, IM STUDYING MATH
FOR AST AND OTHER STUFF
PLUS A COURSE OF ENGLISH
GRAMMAR FOR THE TOEFL TEST...
YKNOW"
"YES I KNOW... YOU JUST LEFT DESIGN
SEEMS SO...
YOUR BULLY CLASSMATES
STUFF..."
"SO WE ARE DONE FOR TODAY
TAKE CARE AND WE MEET AGAIN TOMORROW"
"ALRIGHT.. IM HAVIN TARO TEA
WITH BOBA AT BOBI BOBI"
LATER
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"I WANT A TARO TEA WITH BOBA
AND MY NAME IS ANDY"
"HERE ANDY"
AWESOME... THOUGHT ANDY
NOTHING BETTER THAN
HAVING A TARO TEA ALONE
BECAUSE HE DID NOT FEEL LONELY
AS LONELINESS KILLS
ALL THE THRILL OF STANDING ALONE.
"HI ANDY"
AND A MAGIC SOUND WAS HEARD
ALL OVER THE STORE
LIKE CHAINS AND TWINKLE BELLS
AND A WAVE OF GLITTER
CAME OUT OF ANDYS SKIN
"HI ADAM, HOW DO YOU DO?
ARE YOU DOING FINE???"
"WELL HERES THE THING
YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING
I AM GOOD LOOKING
WHAT IF.."
"SO YOU ARE INTO GUYS ADAM???
WHATS YOUR DEAL???
GUYS?? GIRLS??
A BIT OF BOTH???"
"GUYS, ANDY"
"SOUNDS GREAT BUT
I DUNNO
IF I HURT YOUR CRYSTAL EXPECTATIONS
I DO LIKE GIRLS TOO"
"NO PROBLEM"
"AND AS MY TEA IS OVER...
GOOD BYE!
SEE YOU AROUND..."
NEXT DAY
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"SO ANDY WE ARE TRAINING THIS THING
CALLED...
NEUROLINGUISTIC
PROGRAMMING
YOULL GET IT FAST AND
HEY... YOU ARE SIGHING..."
"YOU THINK SO???
WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
I SAW ADAM YESTERDAY
HE TALKED TO ME AGAIN
AT BOBI BOBI"
"THIS GUY YOU DONT KNOW
IF HE GAVE YOU HIS REAL NAME
STUFF
HE GOES AND TALKS TO YOU
AND GOES ALONE TO BOBI BOBI
IF YOU HAVE THE POWER
TO GO TO BOBI BOBI
OR THE MOVIES ALONE
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING..
WHATS THIS SHIT ABOUT???!!!
BE CAREFUL
OK...
AND I HAVE SOME GIFTS FOR YOU
TAKE THEM
AND...
YOU CAN TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF
SO WATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
AND WE MEET AGAIN TOMORROW"
"I AM CAREFUL JOSH"
MY
ASS
"THANKS FOR THE GIFTS
WILL READ THE BOOKS ASAP"
"THIS CROSS HAS A BLESSING
FROM A BUDA
ITS VERY IMPORTANT YOU KEEP IT
AND DONT LOSE IT"
"OF COURSE...
YOU ARE PARANOID
I MEAN
WHAT COULD GO WRONG???"
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YEAR XXXX A.D.
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NOTHING HAPPENS BY RANDOM
ONLY INEVITEBILITY IS REAL
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