SO MY CUB WAS SAT IN A COUCH AND COULD NOT MOVE
HE LOOKED DIZZY AND WHEN I TOUCHED HIS NECK
HE HAD FEVER!!!
"WHAT'S WRONG???" I ASKED.
"MMMPPFMFMFPFF" MUMBLED MY CUB.
"JUST TALK TO ME"
"I... I... AM... STILL IN SHOCK... CAUSE I... CAUSE I... CAUSE I..."
"CAUSE YOU WHAT???!!!"
"I COULD NOT SEE CARRIE LAST THURSDAY..."
"CUB THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!"
AND HE FELL TO THE LEFT.
"I'M LOOSING CONSCIOUSNESS, MIKE, I DUNNO, I DUNNO"
"LOOK, THIS IS WAY FURTHER THAN EVER! I JUST DON'T LIKE THIS JOKE!!!"
"MY FEVER IS IMAGINARY???"
"EH... NO..."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT... I WAITED SINCE BEFORE MAY FOR THIS AND... NOW... WHY THIS IS HAPPENNING TO ME??? WHY ME???"
"YEAH LIFE IS SO CRUEL WITH YOU"
"YOU JUST SAID A TAUTOLOGY!!! LOOK. I JUST NEED TO SEE THE MOVIE... ALRIGHT???"
"NO, IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! HOW CAN YOU HAVE A HEALTH ISSUE BECAUSE YOU HAVE THIS MOVIE NEED IN YOUR HEAD!!!"
"CAUSE ALL HEALTH PROBLEMS ARE PSYCHOSOMATIC????"
O.o
"WELL. THAT'S TRUE. FINE"
"MIKE, COULD YOU JUST STOP INTERROGATING ME??? YOU KNOW... WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING NOW... YOU ARE JUST MAKING THINGS WORSE"
OH HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THAT... FUCKING SENTENCE!!!!???
"WHAT IF... I BUY YOU MOCHI?"
"ALRIGHT!!!" SAID HIM RECOVERING HIS HEALTH ALL OF A SUDDEN "I WANT WITH RED BEAN AND WITH TARO!!!"
WELL. THAT WAS EASY.
THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
