MY BOYFRIEND CAN'T STOP SAYING THE WORD "SHADES" !!!! (HELP)

SO MY BOYFRIEND SAYS THAT NOBODY IS HIPERSEXUAL, SO WHY THEY READ THE FIFTY SHADES? AND HE ALSO SAYS THAT NOBODY TALKS WELL ABOUT THE (READ THIS) """""THREE""""" BOOKS. SO WE WONDER WHEN PEOPLE LEARNED TO READ, IT WAS BACK THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER GOT PUBLISHED????

O.o

ANYWAY. SO EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THE FIFTY SHADES AND MISTER CHRISTIAN GREY (THAT'S THE NAME? o.O )

WELL, THE STUD MUFFIN HAD NO BETTER IDEA THAN STARTED SAYING WE (I REPEAT """"WE"""") HAVE MORE THAN FIFTY SHADES. WE HAVEN'T EVEN READ THE THREE CRAPPY BOOKS!!!!! ( TT_TT SHIT!)

WHEN WE ONLY TIE EACH OTHER... FROM TIME TO TIME. I THINK THAT'S VERY NORMAL, AND YOU WHO ARE READING THIS BLOG, AND HAVE READ THE THREE BOOKS ABOUT THE SHADES, I WILL UNDERSTAND IF YOU CONSIDER US A PAIR OF HIPER-OLD-FASHIONED NUNS BECAUSE OF THAT.

SO NOW HE WANTS TO DRESS LIKE A COP, FIREMAN, SPORTS GEARS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

ALL THE CONTENT OF THIS BLOG IS PURELY FICTIONAL, BUT SOMEWHAT INSPIRED IN REALITY, SO ANY RESSEMBLANCE WITH REAL OR FICTIONAL FACTS, IS PURELY AND INTENTIONALLY COINCIDENTIAL.

AND UNEVITABLE.