WE'RE META-HUMANS NOW!!!!

"MIKE" SAID THE CUB "I'M WORRIED"

"BOUT WHAT?" I ASKED.

"YOU PUT A VERY SAD STORY ABOUT SECOND IMPACT IN THE BLOG. NOW PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M NARCOLEPTIC OR IN A COMA OR SOMETHING. THAT'S NOT COOL"

"WELL I WANTED TO KNOW"

"NO, YOU DID NOT!"

"WELL, YOU CANNOT SAY YOU ARE REALLY THE SAME THAN MISATO KATSURAGI, NOR EITHER YOU WERE IN KATSURAGI EXPEDITION. THAT'S NOT REAL..."

"CAUSE I DO KNOW HOW TO COOK"

"THERE'S SOME JUST RESSEMBLANCE. LOOK. YOU CANNOT CONTROL WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT WHAT WE POST HERE. THAT'S NOT YOUR RESPONSABILITY"

"WELL... GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT"

"BESIDES IF SOMEONE DOES NOT LIKE WHAT WE PUT IN HERE, THIS PERSON CAN STOP READING AND PROBLEM SOLVED. THE DECISIONS OTHER PEOPLE TAKE ARE THEIR DECISION. NOT YOURS."

"I DUNNO." THE BEAR CUB SAID IN LOW VOICE.

"YOU SHOULD RELAX ABOUT IT. AND TAKE LESS SERIOUS WHAT A JACKASS COULD THING ABOUT WHAT YOU, ME OR US DO"

"GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT"

"BY THE WAY... WAIT A SEC... LOOK UP THERE!!!"

"LOOK WHAT. WE'RE IN TINY TOONS CARTOONS NOW???"

"JUST LOOK"

"OH. IT'S A BIG ROCK. YOU THINK IT'S CALLED THE ARMAGEDDON???"

"NO, AS THE END OF THE WORLD WAS PROGRAMED FOR LAST YEARS DECEMBER..."

"WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY. IT'S JUST A BIG ROCK AND WE ARE NOT DINOSAURS, SO IF THE SUN GETS COVERED WITH DUST, WE'LL SURVIVE CAUSE OF OUR WARM BLOOD"

"IT'S COMING TOWARD US!!!"

"YOU... MIKE. THOSE THINGS FALL ON EARTH ALL THE TIME. BUT ATMOSPHERE FINDS A WAY TO MAKE THEM LITTLE BEFORE DEEP IMPACT"

BLAM!!!!!!!

AND THE BIG ROCK FELL OVER US. IT WAS LUMINOUS AND MULTICOLOR.

"YOU'RE FINE, CUB???" I ASKED. " I CANNOT SEE YOU"

"YES... NO. I'M NOT FINE. BUT I'M HEALING FAST AS I'M A FAIRY VAMP!!!"

WE STANDED UP AND LOOKED AT THE BIG STONE.

"IT DOES LOOK WEIRD" I SAID.

"YOU'RE GLOWING" SAID THE CUB.

"YOU TOO!!!"

AND WE STARTED FLOATING.
WHAT THE HELL!!!

"LOOK" SAID THE CUB "I'LL DO SOMETHING TRICKY WITH MY EYES. I JUST HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE SHIT ABOUT SECOND IMPACT YOU PUBLISHED... WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION"

AND HE ALL OF A SUDDEN HAD LASER RAYS IN HIS EYES AND MADE EXPLODE A FIG TREE NEAR US.

"HEY.... I'LL TRY. I'LL THINK IN... SOMETHING ELSE"

AND IT WORKED. I HAD LASER RAYS IN MY EYES TOO!!!

"WE'RE NOW META-HUMANS TOO. NOW WE'RE LIKE KINDA ALL MINORITIES OF THE WORLD IN ONE" SAID THE CUB

"WHAT MAKES US DIFFERENT MAKES US COOL. YOU WERE TOLD YOU WERE GENIALLY DIFFERENT THE OTHER DAY"

"SO WE CAN FLY NOW!!!" SAID THE CUB HAPPILY.

"SO THIS METEORITE CRUSH OVER US COULD BE THE BEST EVER HAPPENED TO US... THERE'S ALWAYS A SILVER LINING!!!"

"YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH THE TERM ---SILVER LINING--- WAS THAT NOT THE NAME OF YOUR FAIRY GODFATHER? YOU WANTED TO DO HIM"

"EH..."

"NOW OUR STRENGTH WENT LEVELED UP!!! AS VAMPS HAVE SUPER STRENGTH TOO"

WE FLYED TO THE CLOUDS AND THE CUB SAID.
"EVERYTHING LOOKS SO DIFFERENT FROM UP THE SKY"

"NOW NO ONE'S LOOKING WE COULD MAKE OUT IN SKY"

SO WE DID.

THAT'S ALL.