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Saturday, February 15, 2014

SO???

"I READ THE CARDS"
 
 
"SO???"
 
"HAVE YOU BEEN IN A FOREST AND FELT SOMETHING'S WRONG???"
 
"NOPE?"
 
"SO YOU STILL HAVE NOT READ WOLF BROTHER"
 
 
"DON'T ....!!!!"
 
"MOCK! YES. I DID. BUT DID NOT UNDERSTAND A LOT OF THINGS AND..."
 
"WELL, LOOK, THERE'S NO TIME FOR TWENTY QUESTIONS"
 
 
"???"
 
"LOOK, THE POINT IS... MY PET DOESN'T BEHAVE THE SAME WAY. SHE'S SCARED. THINGS AROUND DON'T FEEL THE SAME. THE WAY PEOPLE BEHAVE, THE WAY THE WEATHER IS CHANGING..."
 
"SO"
 
"WELL I MADE MY RESEARCH"
 
 
"AND"
 
"WELL, IT'S IN SPANISH. THREE DAYS. AND THE EARTH HAS BEEN MOVING. SO THE ENERGY OF THE... THOSE THINGS... IS GETTING RELEASED BUT INCREASING"
 
"SO YOU THINK IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE"
 
"THE ENERGY HAS BEEN RELEASED A LOT, THAT MEANS IT WON'T BE AS BAD AS IN 2010. BUT THE EPICENTER BACK THEN WAS LIKE VERY FAR FROM THE COAST"
 
"WHAT THE CARDS SAY???"
 
"SEVEN OR EIGHT DEGREES, THREE RECURRENCES, THREE ONES. TWO ONES HAVE PASSED IT'S OVER ELEVEN THE NEXT ONE IS ONE AM. IT'S JUST AN APPROXIMATION. THE RECURRENCES WILL SLOW OR DECREASE THE DAMAGE"
 
"TSUNAMI?"
 
 
"YES, THIS EARTHQUAKE SHOULD HAPPEN IN THE NORTH, I TOLD ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS NOT TO GO OUT, JUST IN CASE. BUT IT'S BEEN 30 YEARS OF WAITING, AND... IN 2010 WERE 20 YEARS"
 
"YOU SEE A BIG MESS IN THE CARDS"
 
"NO, BUT... WELL THESE CLEVER CHILEANS MADE A LOT OF CITIES JUST AT THE SIDE OF THE BEACH. THE CARDS WENT PSYCHEDELIC AND REVEALED A CITY WOULD DISSAPPEAR AND WOULD BE REMADE AS NEW-IQUIQUE, NOW FAR FROM THE COAST"
 
"AND... PEOPLE???"
 
"THEY'LL RUN AS UP AS THEY CAN GET"
 
 
"ALL OF THEM???"
 
"I WON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION"
 
"HELL"
 
"SO GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL???"
 
 
"YES, CUBCAKE, IT APPEARS TOO MUCH ON TV, MAKES YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT"
 
"AND I'VE READ THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF CAUSES FOR THAT IF IT'S TRUE, NOT ONLY CONTAMINATION"
 
"BUT YOU KNOW NOW IN THE SEA ARE 30% OF SHARKS AND THE OTHERS WERE KILLED BECAUSE THE FINS SELL BETTER THAN M AND M'S AND AT A WAY BETTER PRICE"
 
"SHARKS RECYCLE EVERYTHING IN THE SEA, THEY EAT EVERYTHING. IF THERE ARE NO SHARKS..."
 
"...THE SEA WILL BECOME A WASTEBASKET"
 
"I HATE GREENPEACE BUT THAT ABOUT THE SHARKS IS NOT COOL. REMEMBER THAT GREENPEACE KILLED THE WHALE WILLY, AS THEY FRED IT AND AS IT WAS DOMESTICATED COULD NOT SURVIVE ALONE"
 
 
"CUB... YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU"
 
"NO..."
 
"YOUR DOLORES UMBRIDGE GRANDMA WOULD NEVER BELIEVE THAT"
 
"NOPE"
 

THE HORSE KICKS

 
"FUCK!!! MY HEAD!!!"
 
"CUB... SOMETHING WRONG???"
 
"I DUNNO... I GUESS"
 
 
"I FELT... SOMETHING WRONG"
 
"WHERE?"
 
"TO THE WEST OF HERE... SOMETHING... ABOUT WATER"
 
"WE SHOULD CHECK THE NEWS ONLINE"
 
 
"WHERE ELSE IS THIS HAPPENNING?"
 
"YOU WANT TO KNOW?"
 
"MIKE..."
 
"SURE YOUR ESP DOESN'T HURT"
 
"NO... WHY? I... ONLY FELT SOMETHING WAS WRONG, I'M NOT TETSUO, HONEY..."
 
"I JUST ASK CAUSE I CARE"
 
"I JUST ANSWER CAUSE I CARE"
 
"ALRIGHT"
 
 
"NOT FUNNY THIS GIRL IS FROM UK, BUT IF SOMEONE FROM UK SEES THIS, PLEASE CHEER UP"
 
"YOU'LL BECOME DARK PHOENIX, CUB???"
 
"NOTHING ON CHILEAN NEWS, NOTHING ON CNN LATIN (ONLY MONEY AND KIM KARDASHIAN). OH YES, SOMETHING ON CHILEAN NEWS: THE ONLY PLAYER THAT MATTERS IN BARCELONA SOCCER TEAM IS THE CHILEAN ONE, MESSI DOES NOT EXIST. WELL, NOT EVERYBODY BELIEVES IN GOD, NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!"
 
 
"SO YOU'RE JOKING"
 
"I DON'T CRY WHEN THERE ARE PROBLEMS. TEARS CANNOT SOLVE THEM, MY LOVE, MY SIN"
 
"YOU HAVE SOMETHING ABOUT MESSI RIGHT?"
 
"YES, HE'S HOT, AND SO TENDER. I READ HIS STORY, THAT'S WHY ALL OTHER PLAYERS TREAT HIM LIKE A MASCOT AND HUG HIM AND ALL. IT'S LIKE A PLATONIC THING..."
 
"YEAH... ME TOO"
 
"WHAT???!!!"
 
"NOTHING!"
 
"SO WE ARE JEALOUS ABOUT THE SAME GUY"
 
"YEAH"
 
 
"A LOT OF BULLSHIT HAS BEEN SAID ABOUT THIS SONG... HAPPENS ALWAYS WHEN ART IS GENIAL... IMPRESSIONISM, FAUVISM, GAUDI, THAT'S NOT NEW"
 
"CUB, KATY PERRY HAS A STRANGELOVE RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD AND JOSH TOO, RIGHT???"
 
"SO SHE SAYS"
 
"AND SHE'S A BIT YOUNGER THAN YOU"
 
"YEAH SO SHE IS..."
 
"INDIGO!!!!"
 
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT STARTED RAINING TODAY, WE'RE IN SUMMER, I FELT LIKE THE SKY WAS CRYING... FOR NO REASON???  AND THEN I HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT IT AND THEN THIS"
 
"SOMETIMES I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOUR ESP"
 
"IT'S NOT THAT STRONG. I CANNOT MAKE THINGS MOVE. NOR READ MINDS EITHER, DON'T WORRY"
 
"YOU JUST KEEP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MORE"
 
"HOPE PEOPLE IN UK ARE FINE AND NOT SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND"
 
 
"YOU'LL TALK TO JOSH???"
 
"NO, WE'RE BUSY WITH SOMETHING ELSE, IF I BOTHER HIM FOR THIS, I'LL DELAY THAT""
 
"BUT YOU CAN READ THE CARDS..."
 
"ANYWAY THIS IS UNEXPECTED. AND UNEXPECTED EVENTS ARE CONFUSING FOR GOD TOO. HE'S NOT PERFECT, LET'S FACE IT. IF WE THINK HE'S PERFECT THAT ONLY MESSES UP WITH OUR MINDS"
 
"YOU'RE TALKING TOO MUCH LATELY"
 
"YOU TOO :) "
 
"STRANGE HUH?"
 
"HOPE THIS MAKES THEM STRONGER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ABOUT WATER SOMEWHERE ELSE..."
 

Thursday, February 13, 2014

BINARY LOVE

 
 
"THESE GUYS!!! I'M TIRED OF THEM!!!"

 
"TOOK US SIX MONTHS!!! TO REALIZE ALL THE DAMAGE THEY WERE DOING TO US! I'M GOING IN!!!"

 
"HEY, CUB!!! WHAT. YOU'RE. DOING????"

 
"LET ME DO THE RIGHT THING!!!! I AM ANGRY!!!"
 
"SO AM I. DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO DO THIS, MIKE"
 
 
"LET!!! GO OFF ME!!!"
 
"NOPE"
 
"YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!"
 
 
"CHILL OUT... YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF"
 
"HAVING...!!!! YOUR HEAD!!!! WOULD BE..."
 
"EMBARRASSING???"
 
 
"GOOD GRIEF"


 
"YOU SEE??? NOTHING'S WRONG. LET IT GO"
 
 
"NOTHING??? MY ASS!!!"

 
"WHY YOU JUST DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU LOVE ME MORE NOW, CAUSE I STOPPED YOU"

 
"???!!!"
 
"HAPPINNESS FOR PERSOCOMS DOESN'T MEAN IS HAPPINNESS FOR HUMANS"
 
"WHAT???"
 
"MIKE, CHII WAS MADE TO MAKE ALL PERSOCOMS BELIEVE THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PERSOCOMS AND HUMANS"
 
"WHAT THE FUCK!!! DOES THAT MEAN???"
 
"WE'LL SEE"
 
"FICK DAS!!!"
 
 
"YOU SEE??? CHII DID NOT MAKE THAT. NOW ALL PERSOCOMS ARE AWARE CAN HAVE FEELINGS, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE DIFFERENT FROM HUMANS"
 
"I DON'T GET IT"
 
 
"IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL TO SEE THE EMPTY TEARS OF A PERSOCOM... I CAN'T TAKE IT"
 
"STOP TALKING ABOUT... HEY... WHAT YOU SAID???"

 
"SAY IT YOU, MIKE"
 
 
"IT'S TRUE... I LOVE YOU MORE NOW. THAT'S WHY I'M... SOOO ANGRY. WHY YOU HAD TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN???"
 
"CAUSE...
 
...
...
...
 
... I BELIEVE IN HAPPY ENDINGS. WHAT DO WE WATCH GOSSIP GIRL FOR???"
 


 
"IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO THIS SAD STORY. AND LET IT GO. OTHERWISE IT WILL HURT US MORE. AND THE MORE WE ARE HURT, THE MORE WE CAN HURT OTHERS. THAT'S NOT COOL, AND I DON'T WANT TO DO IT, EVEN I NEEDED TO FOR A WHILE AS AN EXPRESSIONIST, YOU KNOW... THING"

 
"YOU FOOL..."

 
"I LOVE YOU MIKE"
 
"I LOVE YOU TOO"
 

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

SUPERMARKET!!!

 
"I LOOOOOVE SUPERMARKET!!!"
 
"YEAH, ME TOO"
 
"HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ATTITUDE??? CHEER UP"
 
"???"

 
"I HATE THESE THINGS TO MAKE SALAD. AND I DON'T LIKE JUNK FOOD A LOT EITHER"
 
"WHAT???"
 
"MIKE, WHEN I MAKE SALAD, MY DAD EATS IT ALL. ALL. HE DOESN'T ASK WHO MADE IT OR IF, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO EAT. HE EATS IT ALL. LIKE THAT. THAT'S WHY I HATE SALAD, CAUSE I CANNOT EAT IT"
 
"OH... WELL..." 

 
"FRUUUUIIIIIT!!!!"
 
"YOU LOVE THAT EH? HOW YOU MAKE IT?"
 
"MAKE WHAT???"
 
"YOU KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE THE BEST FRUITS. NOT ALL THEM ARE THE BEST"
 
"HUM... MIKE... I'LL TELL YOU LATER"
 
"ALRIGHT! WHAT'S WRONG???"
 
"I FEEL BLUE. VERY"
 
"YES YOU CRIED THE OTHER DAY, AND THE OTHER DAY... AND"
 
"I FEEL ALONE. I KNOW I AM NOT ALONE. YOU REMEMBER WHEN ONCE I WANTED TO DESTROY ONE OF MY PAINTINGS? LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO..."
 
"YEP, I REMEMBER... O.o"
 
"WELL, VAN GOGH DESTROYED A LOT OF HIS MASTERPIECES. I DID NOT KNOW WHY TILL I WANTED TO DESTROY ONE OF MY PAINTINGS. NOW I KNOW THE FEELING. OF COURSE I DID NOT DESTROY IT. I AM A PRO"
 
"???"
 
"I FEEL BLUE. THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE POLL ABOUT... IF OUR FANS ARE LOOKING AT MY FACEBOOK. IT'S A BIT BOLDER, BUT I NEED THAT FEEDBACK"
 
"AH"
 
"KUSS MICH?"
 
 
 
"HEY!!! LOOK! THERE'S MORE MEAT HERE THAN IN YOUR WHOLE BODY!"
 
"???!!!"
 
"HEY, IT'S A JOKE"
 
"NOT FUNNY MICHAEL!!!"
 
"WELL. SORRY, SORRY SORRY. THAT'S THREE TIMES"
 
"I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. LOOK. KEEP JOKING WITH THE MEAT SECTION, I'LL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE"
 
"NOOOOO"
 
"???"
 
"WELL. LOOK. YOU CAN WAIT OUTSIDE THE SUPERMARKET BUT FIRST. TELL ME. THE MEAT DRESS OF LADY GAGA IS ART???"

 
"NOPE"
 
"A LOT OF PEOPLE IS MAKING THAT QUESTION"
 
"WELL, THAT'S GOOD, SO PEOPLE START TO WONDER WHAT ART IS ABOUT. THAT I KNOW A DRESS IS NOT ART. THERE ARE FEW CASES BUT..."
 
"WHO DECIDES WHAT IS ART OR NOT???"
 
"I DON'T KNOW WHO, BUT SOME EXPERTS IN ART MAKE A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT AND GET TO A CONCLUSSION. THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS. I DID NOT MAKE IT THAT WAY. BUT YOU CAN SAY "I DISAGREE" BUT AN OPINION IS NOT VALID, YOU NEED AN ARGUMENT. BUT WHAT THE EXPERTS IN ART CONCLUDE CAN BE CALLED THE "OFFICIAL" THING. ANYWAY THOSE GUYS ARE EXPERTS IN ART, NOT MORONS THAT THINK THAT... KNOW ABOUT ART AND HAVE NO IDEA, SO IT'S BETTER THAT WAY"



 
"SO LADY GAGA PLAYS WITH THE IMAGE AND ALL, HE'S LIKE ALL THE TIME JOKING BUT NOT EVERYBODY IS IN ON THE JOKE. LIKE SHE'S ALWAYS IN HALLOWEEN. IN MY OPINION AS I WOULD LIKE TO BE A FASHION DESIGNER, I WOULDN'T MAKE SOMETHING FOR HER"
 
 
"THE POINT IS, SHE KNOWS ABOUT ART. AND MEAT APPEARS IN ART ALL THE TIME, SINCE RENAISSANCE AND BEFORE... SO HERE STARTS THE ART HISTORY CLASS"
 
DA VINCI


MICHELANGELO 


CARABAGGIO


RUBENS

REMBRANDT


GERICAULT 

DELACROIX

VAN GOGH

OTTO DIX

 
"SO LOOKING AT THE MEAT DRESS OF LADY GAGA IS JUST AN INOFFENSIVE JOKE. A MUSEUM IS WAY MORE SCARY AND PERTURBING. SO DON'T YOU EVER GO THERE"
 
"WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN SO MUCH"
 

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