"I LOOOOOVE SUPERMARKET!!!"
"YEAH, ME TOO"
"HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ATTITUDE??? CHEER UP"
"???"
"I HATE THESE THINGS TO MAKE SALAD. AND I DON'T LIKE JUNK FOOD A LOT EITHER"
"WHAT???"
"MIKE, WHEN I MAKE SALAD, MY DAD EATS IT ALL. ALL. HE DOESN'T ASK WHO MADE IT OR IF, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO EAT. HE EATS IT ALL. LIKE THAT. THAT'S WHY I HATE SALAD, CAUSE I CANNOT EAT IT"
"OH... WELL..."
"FRUUUUIIIIIT!!!!"
"YOU LOVE THAT EH? HOW YOU MAKE IT?"
"MAKE WHAT???"
"YOU KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE THE BEST FRUITS. NOT ALL THEM ARE THE BEST"
"HUM... MIKE... I'LL TELL YOU LATER"
"ALRIGHT! WHAT'S WRONG???"
"I FEEL BLUE. VERY"
"YES YOU CRIED THE OTHER DAY, AND THE OTHER DAY... AND"
"I FEEL ALONE. I KNOW I AM NOT ALONE. YOU REMEMBER WHEN ONCE I WANTED TO DESTROY ONE OF MY PAINTINGS? LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO..."
"YEP, I REMEMBER... O.o"
"WELL, VAN GOGH DESTROYED A LOT OF HIS MASTERPIECES. I DID NOT KNOW WHY TILL I WANTED TO DESTROY ONE OF MY PAINTINGS. NOW I KNOW THE FEELING. OF COURSE I DID NOT DESTROY IT. I AM A PRO"
"???"
"I FEEL BLUE. THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE POLL ABOUT... IF OUR FANS ARE LOOKING AT MY FACEBOOK. IT'S A BIT BOLDER, BUT I NEED THAT FEEDBACK"
"AH"
"KUSS MICH?"
"HEY!!! LOOK! THERE'S MORE MEAT HERE THAN IN YOUR WHOLE BODY!"
"???!!!"
"HEY, IT'S A JOKE"
"NOT FUNNY MICHAEL!!!"
"WELL. SORRY, SORRY SORRY. THAT'S THREE TIMES"
"I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. LOOK. KEEP JOKING WITH THE MEAT SECTION, I'LL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE"
"NOOOOO"
"???"
"WELL. LOOK. YOU CAN WAIT OUTSIDE THE SUPERMARKET BUT FIRST. TELL ME. THE MEAT DRESS OF LADY GAGA IS ART???"
"NOPE"
"A LOT OF PEOPLE IS MAKING THAT QUESTION"
"WELL, THAT'S GOOD, SO PEOPLE START TO WONDER WHAT ART IS ABOUT. THAT I KNOW A DRESS IS NOT ART. THERE ARE FEW CASES BUT..."
"WHO DECIDES WHAT IS ART OR NOT???"
"I DON'T KNOW WHO, BUT SOME EXPERTS IN ART MAKE A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT AND GET TO A CONCLUSSION. THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS. I DID NOT MAKE IT THAT WAY. BUT YOU CAN SAY "I DISAGREE" BUT AN OPINION IS NOT VALID, YOU NEED AN ARGUMENT. BUT WHAT THE EXPERTS IN ART CONCLUDE CAN BE CALLED THE "OFFICIAL" THING. ANYWAY THOSE GUYS ARE EXPERTS IN ART, NOT MORONS THAT THINK THAT... KNOW ABOUT ART AND HAVE NO IDEA, SO IT'S BETTER THAT WAY"
"SO LADY GAGA PLAYS WITH THE IMAGE AND ALL, HE'S LIKE ALL THE TIME JOKING BUT NOT EVERYBODY IS IN ON THE JOKE. LIKE SHE'S ALWAYS IN HALLOWEEN. IN MY OPINION AS I WOULD LIKE TO BE A FASHION DESIGNER, I WOULDN'T MAKE SOMETHING FOR HER"
"THE POINT IS, SHE KNOWS ABOUT ART. AND MEAT APPEARS IN ART ALL THE TIME, SINCE RENAISSANCE AND BEFORE... SO HERE STARTS THE ART HISTORY CLASS"
DA VINCI
MICHELANGELO
CARABAGGIO
RUBENS
REMBRANDT
GERICAULT
DELACROIX
VAN GOGH
OTTO DIX
"SO LOOKING AT THE MEAT DRESS OF LADY GAGA IS JUST AN INOFFENSIVE JOKE. A MUSEUM IS WAY MORE SCARY AND PERTURBING. SO DON'T YOU EVER GO THERE"
"WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN SO MUCH"
