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Saturday, January 20, 2024

BACK TO THE FUTURE.

 

"HI CREAMY GUY..."

TOLD THE BEAR TO THE MUSICIAN

PUNCTUAL AS EVER

THE BEAR WAS EXPECTING 

TO SEE HIM

NOT KNOWING

THE PATH

THIS ENCOUNTER WOULD FOLLOW"



"LOVE U SWEETHEART!"
SAID THE MUSICIAN JUMPING
TOWARDS THE BEAR
SOMETHING COOL ABOUT BOTH
NIRVANA BEYOND NIRVANA
NO SAMSARA
NO WORRIES
JUST THEM
THEY MADE THE PERFECT COUPLE
SOMEHOW THE HARMONY BETWEEN BOTH OF THEM
CREATED SOME KIND OF HEALING
AURA AND VIBE
AROUND THEM


"WHAT WE DO NOW MUSK OF MY LOINS"
ASKED THE BEAR
"WE GO TO STARBUCKS!"
"ALRIGHT"
"LET'S GET IN THE CAR... "
"SURE"




"I LOOVE YOUR CAR"
SAID THE BEAR
AFTER A BRIEF CONVERSATION
ABOUT WHO WOULD DRIVE 
THE CAR
NO MATTER HOW MANY COUNTLESS TIMES
THE MUSICIAN TOLD THE BEAR
THAT HE DID NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AT ALL
AND THE ONE THAT SHOULD
DRIVE THE CAR
WAS THE MUSICIAN FOR MATTERS OF
SELF PRESERVATION
THE ARGUMENT OF 15 MINUTES
ENDED UP WITH THE BEAR
BEHIND THE WHEEL




HELL

"OOOOWWWW"

"INCREDIBLE!!!"

"AND WE ARRIVED IN ONE PIECE"

SAID THE BEAR

"YOU SEE?" HE ADDED "THERE WAS NO DANGER AT ALL"

"SO YOU SAY BUT 

LOOK AROUND!!!"

"OOOOPS..."

"WE TIME TRAVELLED!!"

"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!"

"AND IN FRONT OF A WALMART"


LATER...

THE BEAR FELT A LITTLE BIT AGORAPHOBIC
INSIDE WALMART AT SOME POINT
AT SOME LEVEL
AT SOME LAYERS MULTI LAYERS
AND FOR A MINUTE HE COULD NOT SEE
THE MUSICIAN
ANYWHERE...


SOMETHING IN THE EYES OF THE MUSICIAN
WERE DIFFERENT
WHEN THE BEAR SAW HIM
... HIS EYES WERE SPARKLING...


"LOOK" SAID THE MUSICIAN "WHAT I FOUND

I REALLY LOVE THIS STUFF..."

"WHAT IS IT???"

THE BEAR WAS CURIOUS

THE STORE LOOKED ODDLY OLD FASHIONED

AND GUYS HOLDING HANDS WERE NOT MANY AROUND

HE WAS WONDERING ABOUT SOMETHING

EVERYTHING LOOKED FAMILIAR

BUT DISTANT 

AND WITH A BOLD COLOR OF MELANCHOLY

"TAKE A LOOK"

SAID THE MUSICIAN HOLDING A BOX


"WHAT IS THAT?"
ASKED THE BEAR
IT LOOKED IDENTIC TO THE ARTIFACT
THAT WAS IN THE QUANTUM REALM 
WHEN THE BEAR TRAVELED THERE
NO LONG AGO
MAYBE THE MUSICIAN
COULD CLEAR ONE THING OR TWO
IN THE BEARS MIND
"A PORTABLE NINTENDO CONSOLE... ITS CALLED GAMEBOY"
"WHAT IS IT DOING HERE IN A SUPERMARKET"
"WALMART..."
"WHATEVER"
"YOU CAN BUY THEM HERE"
"BUT WAIT A MOMENT..."
"LOOKS BRAND NEW
DO YOU LIKE IT??
ITS BEAUTIFUL...
I GOT A LOT NOSTALGIC.. 
HERE"
SO DID THE ONE IN THE QUANTUM REALM
BRAND NEW
"WHERE DID YOU TAKE IT FROM???"
"THAT SHELF"

SO ANYBODY AROUND COULD JUST TAKE IT
ALRIGHT
AND THE BEAR TOLD HIMSELF
DONT PANIC.

"YOU CAN PLAY VIDEOGAMES WITH THAT???
YOU SURE THAT... GAME WHATEVER WHAT IS 
IS NOT--- DANGEROUS..."
"WHY YOU SAY THAT...?? VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS"
"WELL I ASK BECAUSE IT SPARKLES SOME LEVEL OF CURIOSITIY IN MY HEAD"



WAIT A MINUT.E....
&##&%&#$"$%"
WHAT THE HELL???
EEEEERL
SKREEEEEE
CRUSH!!!

A GAME BOY???
LIKE A TOY BOY OR SOMETHING?
OR SUGAR BABY?
WHY WAS THAT THING CALLED GAME BOY IN THE FIRST PLACE???
IT WASNT SUPOSED TO BE SOME KIND
OF ARTIFACT THAT CAN STORE
SOME KIND OF DANGEROUS WEAPONS
THE CUB SMILED
SHOOK HIS HEAD
AND BIT HIS TONGUE
"LET'S WALK OUTSIDE THEN.. "
SAID THE BEAR FINALLY
GRABING THE MUSICIANS ELBOW
AND PULLING HIM OUT OF THE STORE

A GAME BOY???
A VIDEO GAME CONSOLE???
CREATED BY A FORGOTTEN CIVILIZATION
TO STORE DANGEROUS WEAPONS OF MAYBE
---MASS DESTRUCTION--
WAS NOW AN ONLY AN INNOCENT 
PURE OF HEART
PORTABLE NINTENDO???

WHAT THE HELL
...
HE REMEMBERED IT CLEAR
THERE WAS A VERY DIFFICULT TO MAKE 
SCULPTURE IN THE QUANTUM REALM
SCULPTURE MADE BY A DEVELOPED FORGOTTEN
CIVILIZATION
BY PEOPLE THAT
IF THE CLEARLY COULD MAKE THAT KIND OF ART
WERE ABLE TO DO A LOT OF OTHER THINGS
MAYBE DANGEROUS THINGS



....LIKE A GAME BOY...

"LET'S HAVE SOME SHAKES" SAID THE MUSICIAN
SO BOTH TWO 
WALKED SMILING TO EACH OTHER
JOKING AND LAUGHING
TO THE CLOSEST MILK SHAKE STORE...

"HEEEEEYYYY!!"
"YIPPPIIII"

THANK GOD THE SHAKE WAS SO DELICIOUS
AND FULL OF SUGAR
WHAT A BETTER WAY 
FOR THE BEAR TO COOL DOWN
AND RECOVER HIS NIRVANA
THAT WENT TO HELL
ALL OF  A SUDDEN
BECAUSE OF

A GAME BOY...


"LOOK AT THIS TYPE OF MANUSCRIPT"
SAID THE BEAR AND ADDED
"LOOK LIKE A SUMERIAN MAGAZINE OR SOMETHING"

HOW MANY YEARS DID THEY GO BACK IN TIME???


"THIS ONE IS CHINESE FOR SURE..."
SAID THE MUSICIAN
"WELL I DUNNO...I NEVER SAW
SOME KIND OF BOOK LIKE THAT
BEFORE EVER IN MY LIFE
-SWEAR"


"LOOK AT THIS BOOK"
SAID THE MUSICIAN
"LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF PREQUEL
OF THE HUNGER GAMES
I GUESS.."
"BY WHAT?"
"THE COVER.. I DUNNO"



"A MOVIE THATER!!!"
THEY BOTH EXCLAIMED WITH ENTHUSIASM
THE POSTER IN THE FRONT OF 
THE THEATER
WAS A MOVIE FILMED IN BLACK AND WHITE"






"LOOK" SAID THE MUSICIAN "ILL PLAY THIS GAME
WITH THE GAME BOY"
SUDDENLY THE EYES OF THE BEAR
TURNED INTO TWO FRIED EGGS
AND THE BEAR MADE A DEEP BREATH.
"LOOKS GOOD"
SAID THE BEAR FINALLY

THEY GOT OUT OF THE MOVIE THEATER
AFTER WATCHING THE MOVIE
AND FOUND AN OPEN MIND HOTEL TO SPEND THE NIGHT
"WANNA KNOCK YOU UP!"
SAID THE BEAR
"SURE..BABE..."
SAID THE MUSICIAN



Friday, January 19, 2024

QUANTUMANIA

THE BEAR HAD AN APPOINTMENT WITH MICHAEL
BUT WHEN THE BEAR ARRIVED AT THE STARBUCKS...
MICHAEL WAS NOT THERE
HE LOOKED AROUND  AND WONDERED
IF HE WAS LATE OR SOMETHING
SOMETHING IN HIS HEART
TOLD HIM TO LOOK UP
THE BEAR FLEW UP
AND JOINED HIM IN THE SUN
THEY HUGGED AND STARTED TO KISS EACH OTHER
WITH PASSION
LOVE AND HATE AND ANGER
AND LOVE AND PEACE
AND SUGAR AND SPLENDA
AND PEPPER AND...



"IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN"
SAID THE BEAR... LOOKING AT MICHAEL
STARTLING LIKE WONDERING
WHY MICHAEL
HAD THIS STRONG NEED TO SEE HIM
IT WAS SURPRISING TO HIM
AS THEY ACCORDED TO SEE EACH OTHER
LATER ON 
AND THIS DATE LOOKED A LITTLE RUSH
"IT'S ABOUT THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE..."
SAID MICHAEL
"I THINK I KNOW WHERE IT IS...
HIDDEN SOMEWHERE DEEP AND
I DON'T KNOW...
IT LOOKS DIFFICULT
TO GRASP THE REASON WHY
BUT"
"YOU FOOL.."
SAID THE BEAR
"WHATEVER IT IS, I WANNA DO IT"


"IT WILL BE DIFFICULT"
INSISTED MICHAEL
LOOKING AT THE BEAR WITH HONEST AND BRILLIANT EYES
"I LIKE IT DIFFICULT... EASY IS FOR WUSSES"
"IT IS IN THE QUANTUM REALM"
"I'M READY FOR THE RIDE"

"WITH THIS PENDRIVE WE CAN GO"
SAID MICHAEL WITH ENTHUSIASM
"WHERE DID YOU GET IT?"
"RAMIEL GAVE IT TO ME"
"I HAVE ONE OF THOSE TOO...
I SUPPOSE THE ONE YOU 
HAVE IN YOUR HANDS
HAS DIFFERENT DATA LOADED"
"INDEED, AND AN APP TO TRAVEL TO THE QUANTUM REALM"
"WELL I WAS IN THE PHANTOM ZONE
FOR YEARS, THIS LOOKS MORE EASIER"





"AT THE COUNT OF THREE"
"ONE.. TWO.."
"LET'S MAKE IT WORK..."

CLICK---



"HELL!!!"



"WWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWW"
"INCREEEEDIIIBLEE"


"OK ANDY WE GOT HERE"
"I LIKE THE COLORS"
"BE CAREFUL THER ARE LOT OF PERILS IN THIS PLACE"
"ALRIGHT... LOOK WHATEVER WE DO
PLEASE... LET'S TAKE A BREAK SO I CAN 
...SMOKE???"
"SURE"


"OOOOH THIS IS SSOOO BEAUTIFUL
SURE IT'S DANGEROUS MICHAEL???"
"YES LETS MOVE FASTER"
"ALRIGHT BUT ... WHERE IS THE FILE???"
"WE HAVE TO SEARCH... ACCORDING TO THE PENDRIVE
ITS SOMEWHERE AROUND
THE PLACE DOESNT LOOK CLEAR
THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF INTERFERENCE
OR SOMETHING..."
"LET'S SEARCH"


"HEY THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR MICHAEL..."
"SEEMS SO..."
"WHO LEFT THIS SCULPTURE IN THE QUANTUM REALM???
LOOKS CIVILIZED ENOUGH"
"NO MATTER WHAT
DEEP DOWN HERE
IT SEEMS THERE IS PEOPLE"
" OH YEAH.... PEOPLE???
WELL AT LEAST THE SCULPTURE 
DOES NOT HAVE 3 HEADS...
YOURE RIGHT MICHAEL 
IF SOMEONE HERE CAN MAKE
THAT KIND OF SCULPTURE
THIS PLACE 
IS
DANGEROUS..."


"HEY MICHAEL THOSE STRUCTURES LOOK ROMAN"
"OR GREEK"
"I PREFFER ROMAN"
"I PREFFER GREEK"
"LIAR"
"WHATEVER..."


"POSEIDON... NEPTUNE...
WHY THE GREEKS
OR ROMANS--
WOULD PUT THESE RUINS HERE?
WHAT FOR???"
"THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE IS A WEAPON, ANDY
SO IT IS BETTER IF 
CIVILIZED PEOPLE
CAN HANDLE IT"
"HANDLE??? 
AND I WONDER
WHAT FOR DO YOU WANT THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE"
"OH WE ARE HERE
TO--GE--THER--
SO WHAT DO 
YOU???????
WANT IT FOR?"
"I DUNNO... I HAD A STRANGE DREAM...MY GRANNY AND...
NEVER MIND..."
"VENGEANCE???"
"JUSTICE!!!"


"MICHAEL IT SEEMS THERE ARE LIGHTI IN THAT PLACE"
"WE CHECK IT OUT???"
"...MMM 
I WANT TO!!!
PLUS I THINK 
ACCORDING TO ODDS
AND STUFF
...
I THINK THE BACKYARDIGAN IS THERE"
"LET'S CHECK...
YOUR INTUITION IS ALWAYS GOOD
WHEN I NEED IT
PLUS
ACCORDING TO PROBABILITIES
YUP WE SHOULD GO..."




"AAAAND... WHAT IS THIS MICHAEL???"
"I DUNNO"
"SEEMS LIKE AN ARTIFACT
OF TECHNOLOGY
FROM AN
ANCIENT AND FORGOTTEN
KIND OF
CIVILIZATION
MAYAN
INCA
SUMERIAN??
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THIS TOOL WAS FOR???"
"I HAVE NO IDEA..."
"OR ANCIENT ALIENS
LIKE THE DEVAS
OR"
"DEVAS
???"
"OH NOTHING...
SOMETHING I READ ON THE 
MANGA
RG VEDA
THE CLAMP DID THE MANGA AND"
"YES... I'LL TRY TO CONNECT THE PENDRIVE 
TO THE ARTIFACT SO WE..
AND

YYAAASS!!!
WE FOUND IT"
"THEN SAVE IT TO THE PENDRIVE...
CAN I MAKE A COPY???
I HAVE A PENDRIVE TOO"
"YOU???!!!"
"COME ON DONT BE OLD FASHIONED"
THEY BOTH COPIED
THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE
FROM THE ANTIQUE
TOOL---
AND SMILED TO EACH OTHER"
"OPEN IT MICHAEL, I WANNA SEE IT"
"ALRIGHT"

"WOOOOOOWWW"

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY.

Sunday, January 14, 2024

GOSSIP GAY: IAN ROBERTS

 


GOSSIP GAY HERE
YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOURCE
INTO THE SCANDALOUS LIVES
OF GLOBAL JET SET GAY PEOPLE

IAN ROBERTS
BORN 31 JULY 1965
STARTED HIS CAREER AS A RUGBY
PLAYER.
BORN IN LONDON ENGLAND
THIS AUSTRALIAN HOTTIE
HAS A LOT OF STORIES
TO BE TOLD ON THIS BLOG


HIS FAMILY EMIGRATED TO AUSTRALIA
AS TEN POUND POMS
IN 1967
TO SOUTH SYDNEY

HE LATER ON WENT TO 
MAROUBRA BAY HIGH SCHOOL
WHERE HE DATED HIS MATH TEACHER
FOR 5 YEARS
HE STARTED HIS RUGBY CAREER
IN 1985 PLAYING FOR
THE MASCOT JETS.

THIS STUD CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET
AS GAY IN 1995
BECOMING THE FIRST HIGH PROFILE
AUSTRALIAN SPORT PERSON
TO DO SO
AND THE FIRST RUGBY PLAYER 
IN THE WORLD
TO DO SO


HIS DATING HISTORY
MADE AUSTRALIAN
AND GLOBAL PEOPLE
TALK A LOT SO HERE WE START
WITH THE DETAILS
OF HIS MOST IMPORTANT
RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE INTERESTS


IN 2005 ONE OF THE STEAMIEST
RELATIONSHIPS
IN IAN LIFE
WAS BRENDEN CAGE
BOTH MATURE GUYS
FOUND A WAY
TO COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER
IN A WONDERFUL WAY
AND THE SEX WAS MORE THAN GOOD
BUT IAN MET ANOTHER GUY
AND LEFT HIM

THE OTHER
GUY WAS NO OTHER THAN
SAMUEL OTOOLE
AT SOME POINT
IAN STARTED TELLING TO SAMUEL
BY THE FAMOUS QUOTE
"LIGH OF MY LIFE
FIRE OF MY LOINS
MY SIN MY SOUL
LOLITOOO..."
BY NAVOKOV
THE MOST FLEXIBLE RELATIONSHIP
THE ONE THAT GAVE IAN A LOT OF JOY
PLEASURE
AND FEELINGS OF GLORY
BUT AT SOME POINT SAMUEL LEFT RIAN
FOR HIS HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH:
HIS BIOLOGY TEACHER.

IAN DECIDED TO TAKE THE LEAP
AND TRY 
A SUGAR DADDY RELATIONSHIP
WITH COLTON FORD
THOUGH THE SEX WAS GREAT
AND HE EARNED A LOT OF MONEY
AND THE SEX SESSIONS LASTED FOR HOURS
IAN FELT LIKE HI WAS LACKING SOMETHING
LIKE COLTON FORD WAS NOT ENOUGH FOR HIM
SO THEY BROKE UP.

IAN DECIDED THAT HIS NEXT LOVE TARGET
HAD TO BE SOMEONE YOUNGER
BUT MANLY AND ALSO VULNERABLE
SO HE STARTED DATING
THE BEST ONLY FANS CREATOR IN THE WHOLE WORLD:
KOBY FALKS.

IAN DISCOVERED NOT ONLY TANTRIC SEX
BUT ALSO MORE FLEXIBLE WAYS
TO LOVE A MAN
THEY STARTED TO MAKE YOGA TOGETHER
TO OBTAIN MORE SEXUAL FLEXIBILITY
AND TO BE ABLE TO PRACTICE
THE GAY KAMASUTRA IN THE BEST WAY.


THE LAST GOSSIP:
KOBY PROPOSED MARRIAGE
TO IAN ROBERTS
AND IAN SAID YES.

THEY CHOSE DOLCE AND GABBANA FOR THE MARRIAGE

OUTFITS AND PLANNED THEIR WEDDING

AT THE W HOTEL

WEDDING THAT WILL TAKE PLACE 

NEXT YEAR IN DECEMBER.


WHO AM I???
THAT'S A LITTLE SECRET
I'LL NEVER TELL...

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME...


...XOXO...


GOSSIP GAY.

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