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Saturday, February 3, 2024

GAME BOY ADVANCE???

 


THE BEAR AND MICHAEL WERE 
WALKING DOWN THE STREET
HOLDING HANDS
JOKING AND TALKING


"DAYS LIKE THIS FEEL SOO GOOD" SAID THE BEAR
"OH.. YEAH.." SAID MICHAEL
"WHAT WE SAY IF A COP SEES US HOLDING HANDS???"
"THAT IM AN AUSSIE.."
"LOOK, THE OTHER DAY... WAIT A MINUTE"


"A MILK SHAKE SHOP!!!" EXCLAIMED THE BEAR
"I INVITE" SAID MICHAEL  AND ASKED TWO STRAWBERRY SHAKES
"WOOOOOWW"

"IT'S DELICIOUS" SAID THE BEAR
"MILK SHAKES MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE"
"NOT AS MUCH AS HELLO KITTY DOES"

"REMEMBER MICHAEL WHEN WE MET AND WE WERE DRUNK???"
"FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY..."
"A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE 2007"
"OH YEAH"
"I WANT MORE SHOPPING" SAID THE BEAR HUGGING MICHAEL
"ALRIGHT"
"BUY ME A PERFUME..."
"SURE"

"OOOOH" SAID THE BEAR "A WALMART!!! LETS GET IN!!!"
"SURE.. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM WALMART???"
"YOU KNOW I LIKE LOOKING... NOT ONLY SHOPPING...
LETS TAKE A LOOOK???"
"ALRIGHT"

BOTH TWO OF THEM WERE OUTSIDE WALMART
AND 

----IN BETWEEEN LOOP---

THEY GOT IN
"DID YOU FEEL THAT, MICHAEL???"
"FEEL WHAT???"
"SOMETIMES YOU FORGET MY ESP IS BETTER THAN YOURS"
"I DID NOT FEEL ANYTHING"
"OH WELL.. IT DOESNT MATTER.."
WOULD THE BEAR
TELL MICHAEL ABOUT AURA'S THEORY
ABOUT WALMART DOORS...?????

"LOOK AT THAT" SAID THE BEAR "THE VIDEOGAME SHELF!!!"
"SO WHAT'S NEW HERE"
"I WANT AN SD CARD FOR MY NINTENDO SWITCH OLED AND..."
"LOOK OVER HERE BEAR"


"A GAME BOY!!!" EXCLAIMED THE BEAR
"IT'S SEEMS ITS CALLED GAME BOY ADVANCE"
"YOU ARE NOT AFRAID OF IT AS YOU ARE HOLDING THE BOX AND..."
"IT DOES NOT MATTER... I WANNA BUY IT
TO STUDY IT... JUST SCIENTIFIC REASONS"
"JUST SCIE... MICHAEL ILL BE WORRIED
IF YOU HANDLE ONE OF THOSE
WHAT IF IS THERE A WEAPON HIDDEN INSIDE???"
OR A DANGEROUS WEAPON 
OF MASS DESTRUCTION...


"ITS JUST TECHNOLOGY IN THE END, ANDY"
"BUT MIKE... WHAT THE HELL YOU GOT IN YOUR HEAD???"
"ITS ONLY TECHNOLOGY"
"THOSE NINTENDO TECHNOLOGIES
ARE NOT FROM THIS MULTIVERSE
FOR FUCKS SAKE.."
"CUB I CAN HANDLE IT
IF I CAN HANDLE A BATHROOM
THAT WORKS WITH LIGHTS
AND AIRPODS THAT MAKE ME SLEEP FIVE MINUTES...
HELL... WHAT AM I SAYING...?"
"FIVE MINUTES LIKE ITS EIGHT HOURS..."

GLUUUUUUUP
MICHAELS THROAT GREW UP LIKE A BALLOON
"ANDY
I HAPPEN TO BE PLEIADIAN"

????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!


0_0





WHAT
THE FUCK!!!

THAT WAS WHY MICHAEL WAS SO DIFFERENT???
THAT WAS WHY
MICHAEL
USED TO SAY
THAT THE BEAR GOT SO GOOD LOOKING
AN ANGEL FELL IN LOVE
WITH HIM???

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LATER


"MICHAEL IF YOU ARE AN ALIEN ITS BETTER" SAID THE BEAR
AS BOTH TWO WERE KISSING IN THE PARK
"TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PLANET"
"ITS COOL... ITS... THE TECHNOLOGY IS ADVANCED AND..."
"I LOVE YOU MORE NOW... THANKS FOR THE SPOILER"
SMOOCH


"MIKE YOU STAY CALM... I LOVE YOU
AND ABOUT THE KIDS... I WANNA DO IT
EVEN IF YOUR ETHNICITY IS A BIT...
DIFFERENT"
"THANKS... THOUGHT YOU WOULD TAKE IT LIKE
I DUNNO..."
"WELL THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOUR HAIR
IS BLOND BORDERLINE WHITE"

"MICHAEL I TALKED TO LEGION ABOUT THE NINTENDOS"
"OH YEAH I SAY IM AN ALIEN 
AND YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK!
WHAT THEY TOLD YOU???"
"THEY GAVE ME A PENDRIVE WITH A LITTLE DATA
FROM THE REPUBLIC AND STUFF"
"THEY HACKED SOMETHING?"
"MICHAEL ITS OUR KIDS... 
OF COURSE THEY DID HACK SOMETHING..."
"HEY YOU SHOULD NOT TALK TO LEGION
WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION"
"OF COURSE..
...
PLEIADIAN
..."

AND THEY BOTH SAID
"KUSS MICH"



Wednesday, January 31, 2024

TOMORROWLAND TRAVEL

"OK MICHAEL" SAID THE BEAR
"YOU ARE NOT WATCHING SO HERE I GO
PENDRIVE GIVE ME A SCREEN"

"AS YOU SAY ANDY" ANSWERED THE PENDRIVE
"GIVE ME A CALL WITH LEGION... SARAH, PLEASE...
AND A LATTE COFFEE WITH AN APPLE PIE"
"SURE... CALLING...
ACCESSING TIME TRAVEL CALL NETWORK
ACCESSING LEGION
ACCESSING SARAH DEVICES
ACCESS GRANTED..."

"DAD"
"SARAH"
"NICE YOU CALLED ITS BEEN A WHILE.."
"I NEED YOUR HELP... I NEED SOME ANSWERS
ABOUT SOME KIND OF
TECHNOLOGY THAT SHOWED UP AND LOOKS MISTERIOUS"
"ALRIGHT... AND???"
"COULD YOU SEND ME A LEGION RING... I WANNA GO TALK
TO THE FOUR OF YOU IN THE FUTURE"
"AAAH THATS WHY YOU CALLED ME..
YOU ALWAYS SAY IT...
SARAH IS MEANER THAN AURA
BUT SARAH BEHAVES BETTER...
I LL SEND A RING TO YOUR PENDRIVE
READY?
HERE YOU GO...
SENDING..."

"RING LOADING..."
SAID THE PENDRIVE AND CONTINUED
"20 PERCENT LOADED
56 SECONDS REMAINING
55 PERCENT LOADED"

HOLY SHIT


"LOAD COMPLETE"
!!!


"RING... FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL
MOON PRISM POWER
SHAZAM!!!"


HELLLL!!!!!!


"WELL THE FUTURE LOOKS VERY GOOD... " SAID THE BEAR


"DAD" SAID THE FOUR KIDS
"GUYS I HAVE TO KNOW
SOMETHING
ITS ABOUT SOME KIND OF DANGEROUS TECHNOLOGY
I FOUND"
"SO YOU'RE UNDERCOVER" SAID SARAH
AND ADDED "WE CANNOT TELL MICHAEL FOR SURE"
"LET'S GO TO THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE" SAID JACOB

LATER

"THE FORTRESS LOOKS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT"
"YOU KNOW ITS BASED IN YOUR DESIGN" SAID SARAH

"SO WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR???"
ASKED AURA
"ITS ABOUT AN UNKNOWN DEVICE THAT SHOWED UP
ITS CALLED NINTENDO
AND I ALREADY SAW THREE DIFFERENT MODELS"

"A NINTENDO...???
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???
I NEVER HEARD OF IT" MURMURED KYLE
"I THINK ITS SOME KIND OF ALIEN TECHNOLOGY
LIKE GRAY OR PLEIARAN OR..."


"WHAT RAMIEL TOLD YOU???" ASKED JACOB
"NOT MUCH"
"IM SEARCHING..."
"WE ARE SEARCHING TOO...
NOTHING SO FAR..." SAID KYLE
"HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS DANGEROUS DAD...
OR.. YOU WERE TOLD SOMETHING..." SAID AURA
"IVE BEEN TOLD THEY ARE PORTABLE 
VIDEOGAME CONSOLES"
"DO YOU HAVE ANY NAMES OR??? Y'KNOW.." SAID AURA
"IVE SEEN THREE VERSIONS AND...
ONE IS CALLED GAME BOY
THE OTHER NINTENDO 3DS
AND THE LAST I SAW IS CALLED NINTENDO SWITCH OLED"
"AND YOU THINK THEYRE DANGEROUS... BE...CAUSE???" ASKED KYLE
"BECAUSE THEY CAN STORE 
DANGEROUS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION...

LIKE THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE"




"DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING JACOB??"
"NOTHING SO FAR DAD..
IT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING DIFFERENT...
LOOK YOU KNOW WE ARE USING THE NETWORK OF THE REPUBLIC
BUT... IT COULD BE SOMETHING
FROM A PLANET
THAT IS NOT IN THE REPUBLIC OR SYSTEM...
OR... I DUNNO... "
"TRY ANOTHER DIMENSION..."


"ANOTHER DIMENSION??? 
ARE YOU SURE?" SAID AURA.. AND ADDED
"DAD... WE KNOW YOU ARE BIPOLAR..."
"I TRAVELED TO ANOTHER DIMENSION
THERE IT WAS..
THE GAME BOY...
IT SEEMS NINTENDOS ARE EASY TO GO AND BUY 
AT WALMART"
"YOU MEAN... THE WALMART BUSINESS GOT SO BIG
IT EXPANDED ITS ECONOMIC TERRITORY 
TO ANOTHER DIMENSION???"
"OR IT IS NOT EXACTLY WALMART..."
"WAIT A MINUTE... IF YOU SEE IT THAT WAY
THE DOORS TO GET INTO WALMART
COULD BE DIMENSIONAL PORTALS..."

LATER
"DAD WE DID NOT FIND MUCH..." SAID SARAH "IT SEEMS
NINTENDOS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH JAPAN...
WE ARE SORRY BUT WE USED THE BROWSER
OF THE REPUBLIC
AND CHECKED EBOOKS AND STUFF"

"THE LITTLE DATA WE GATHERED... " SAID AURA "IS STORED
IN THIS PENDRIVE.. THE ONE YOU HAVE AND
RAMIEL GAVE TO YOU
CAN DECIFER THE FOUR DIGIT DATA
DO YOU HAVE QUESTIONS..???"
"NOT AT ALL. NOT A WORD ABOUT THIS TO MICHAEL"
"WE KNOW... WE ARE...
YOUR..
SONS."
"THANKS KIDS
AND I HAVE TO GO BACK..."


"SEE YOU LATER DAD!!!"
SAID THE KIDS
AND THE BEAR
TIME TRAVELED BACK.




AND... ANOTHER ... NINTENDO...

 





"MICHAEL I TOLD YOU
YEAH SHUT UP ANDY???
LISTEN TO ME PLS...
MY FRIEND HAS ANOTHER MODEL
OF NINTENDO
ITS CALLED 3DS...
WHAT???
I DUNNO...
BUT...
YUP...
BUT...
NOT THAT..
NO, LISTEN!
WHAT THE FUCK MEANS THE WORD
NINTENDO
IN THE FIRST PLACE???
I DUNNO...
LOOK 
YOU DONT KNOW
I DONT KNOW
LETS CALL LEGION...
THEY MUST HAVE SPACESHIPS
YOU THINK OUR PLANET IS NEVER
GONNA GET INTO THE REPUBLIC
AND
HAVE ACCESS TO THAT KIND OF TECHNOLOGY???
NINTENDO ... IS.. ALIEN TECHNOLOGY FOR SURE...
WELL IM AFRAID TOO
ABOUT CALLING LEGION...
I KNOW MY FRIEND SHE JUST WONT TALK
I ALREADY TALKED TO RAMIEL AND TOLD ME NOTHING...
ALRIGHT 
YOU ARE RIGHT ILL DO IT A
...
ILL TAKE A WALK..."

AND THE BEAR HANGED THE PHONE.


LATER

NOTHING WAS MOR RELAXING
FOR THE BEAR THAN WALKING IN A PARK
NOT KNOWING WHAT HIS DESTINY WOULD FOLLOW
IT WAS SUDDEN
AND INEVITABLE
BUT HERE WE GO

THE BEAR SAW SUDDENLY
A GIRL SAT ON  A BENCH
WITH A STRANGE ARTIFACT
ON HIS HANDS

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
ASKED THE BEAR
"I'M PLAYING NINTENDO... WHY"
HOLY FUCK
"I DUNNO LOOKS LIKE... IS IT FUN???"
"YEAH... IM PLAYING PALIA... ITS SUPER FUN..."
MY ASS..
PALIA???
"ITS AN ONLINE GAME..."
CONNECTED TO SKYNET FOR SURE..
"IT LOOOKS LIKE A NEW NINTENDO MODEL.."
THE CUB TOOK A DEEP BREATHE

"ITS A NINTENDO SWITCH OLED"
WIRELESS NINTENDOS IN THE AGE OF COMMUNICATIONS
AND GLOBAL VILLAGE
WHAT THE BEAR THOUGHT?
THAT THE GIRL DID NOT KNOW
THAT NINTENDOS
HAD THE CAPACITY
OF STORING
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION



"SO WHERE DID YOU BUY THE NINTENDO???"
"AT WALMART AND...
ARE YOU NOT MAKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS???"
"OH ITS ONLY IT LOOKS... GOOD
AND
SEE YOU LATER"

ANOTHER NINTENDO...
WHAT NOW BEAR???
WILL YOU CALL LEGION
OR FIND A WAY TO MAKE RAMIEL TALK???

WHAT IF RAMIEL COULD GET ANGRY
ABOUT THE MATTER
OR MAYBE RAMIEL COULD GET
THE STRANGE IDEA IN HIS HEAD 
THAT THE BEAR WAS
NINTENDOPHOBIC


CALLING LEGION
WAS A GOOD ALTERNATIVE
JUST FOR ASKING QUESTIONS
COULD BE LESS PROBLEMATIC TO MICHAEL
AS JUST A PHONE CALL TO THE FUTURE
IS LESS COMPLICATED THAT REAL TIME TRAVEL


THERE WAS A THIRD POSIBILITY...
MICHAEL WAS CLEAR ABOUT LEGION AND TIME TRAVEL
THEY ARE NOT SUPOSED TO TIME TRAVEL
BUT IF THE BEAR
COULD GET A LEGION RING
HE COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE
AND MICHAEL COULD SAY NOTHING ABOUT IT.
NOT A BAD IDEA
EITHER WAY
THE BEAR LIKES TROUBLE...
HE WOULD TIME TRAVEL FOR SURE...


"PALIA" THE VIDEOGAME: TAROT CARDS


THE FOOL

THE MAGICIAN

HIGH PRIESTESS

THE EMPRESS

THE EMPEROR

THE HIEROFANT


THE LOVERS


THE CHARIOT

THE HERMIT

JUSTICE

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

STRENGTH

THE HANGED MAN

DEATH

TEMPERANCE

DEATH

THE TOWER

THE STAR

THE MOON

THE SUN

JUDGMENT

THE WORLD

ACE OF COINS

THE TWILIGHT ZONE

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