"MICHAEL I TOLD YOU
YEAH SHUT UP ANDY???
LISTEN TO ME PLS...
MY FRIEND HAS ANOTHER MODEL
OF NINTENDO
ITS CALLED 3DS...
WHAT???
I DUNNO...
BUT...
YUP...
BUT...
NOT THAT..
NO, LISTEN!
WHAT THE FUCK MEANS THE WORD
NINTENDO
IN THE FIRST PLACE???
I DUNNO...
LOOK
YOU DONT KNOW
I DONT KNOW
LETS CALL LEGION...
THEY MUST HAVE SPACESHIPS
YOU THINK OUR PLANET IS NEVER
GONNA GET INTO THE REPUBLIC
AND
HAVE ACCESS TO THAT KIND OF TECHNOLOGY???
NINTENDO ... IS.. ALIEN TECHNOLOGY FOR SURE...
WELL IM AFRAID TOO
ABOUT CALLING LEGION...
I KNOW MY FRIEND SHE JUST WONT TALK
I ALREADY TALKED TO RAMIEL AND TOLD ME NOTHING...
ALRIGHT
YOU ARE RIGHT ILL DO IT A
...
ILL TAKE A WALK..."
AND THE BEAR HANGED THE PHONE.
LATER
NOTHING WAS MOR RELAXING
FOR THE BEAR THAN WALKING IN A PARK
NOT KNOWING WHAT HIS DESTINY WOULD FOLLOW
IT WAS SUDDEN
AND INEVITABLE
BUT HERE WE GO
THE BEAR SAW SUDDENLY
A GIRL SAT ON A BENCH
WITH A STRANGE ARTIFACT
ON HIS HANDS
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
ASKED THE BEAR
"I'M PLAYING NINTENDO... WHY"
HOLY FUCK
"I DUNNO LOOKS LIKE... IS IT FUN???"
"YEAH... IM PLAYING PALIA... ITS SUPER FUN..."
MY ASS..
PALIA???
"ITS AN ONLINE GAME..."
CONNECTED TO SKYNET FOR SURE..
"IT LOOOKS LIKE A NEW NINTENDO MODEL.."
THE CUB TOOK A DEEP BREATHE
"ITS A NINTENDO SWITCH OLED"
WIRELESS NINTENDOS IN THE AGE OF COMMUNICATIONS
AND GLOBAL VILLAGE
WHAT THE BEAR THOUGHT?
THAT THE GIRL DID NOT KNOW
THAT NINTENDOS
HAD THE CAPACITY
OF STORING
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
"SO WHERE DID YOU BUY THE NINTENDO???"
"AT WALMART AND...
ARE YOU NOT MAKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS???"
"OH ITS ONLY IT LOOKS... GOOD
AND
SEE YOU LATER"
ANOTHER NINTENDO...
WHAT NOW BEAR???
WILL YOU CALL LEGION
OR FIND A WAY TO MAKE RAMIEL TALK???
WHAT IF RAMIEL COULD GET ANGRY
ABOUT THE MATTER
OR MAYBE RAMIEL COULD GET
THE STRANGE IDEA IN HIS HEAD
THAT THE BEAR WAS
NINTENDOPHOBIC
CALLING LEGION
WAS A GOOD ALTERNATIVE
JUST FOR ASKING QUESTIONS
COULD BE LESS PROBLEMATIC TO MICHAEL
AS JUST A PHONE CALL TO THE FUTURE
IS LESS COMPLICATED THAT REAL TIME TRAVEL
THERE WAS A THIRD POSIBILITY...
MICHAEL WAS CLEAR ABOUT LEGION AND TIME TRAVEL
THEY ARE NOT SUPOSED TO TIME TRAVEL
BUT IF THE BEAR
COULD GET A LEGION RING
HE COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE
AND MICHAEL COULD SAY NOTHING ABOUT IT.
NOT A BAD IDEA
EITHER WAY
THE BEAR LIKES TROUBLE...
HE WOULD TIME TRAVEL FOR SURE...
