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"PPFFFT. I USED TO LOVE UK, NOW I HATE IT, I USED TO LOVE FRANCE AND NOW I HATE IT, WHAT'S NEXT, MIKE==???"
"WELL YOU DON'T LIKE EASTERN EUROPE"
"WELL... PRISON BREAK STAR DID NOT SEND A LETTER UP VLADIMIR PUTIN'S ASS FOR NO REASON..."
"YES, THAT'S TRUE"
"YOU KNOW I HAD A DREAM AND I SAW THE GUYS FROM THE THEATRE IN FRANCE DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE ME BELIEVE THEY WERE INTERESTED IN MY PLAY... I DUNNO, LOOKED SO LAME THE EFFORT. THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA CHANGE MY MIND"
"YOU REMEMBERED THAT DREAM???"
"YES, PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER ALL THEIR DREAMS, WHEN THEY SLEEP..."
"STRANGE, EH???"
"THAT I REMEMBER OR THE DREAM"
"BOTH"
"ABOUT THE PLAY WE NEVER SAW ALL WHAT HAPPENNED COMING"
"WE BOTH GOT HURT... ANYWAY..."
"HAVE NOT RECEIVED MAILS OR MESSAGES OR ANY APOLOGY, LIKE THAT WOULD CHANGE THE PAST"
"BUT YOU LOOK BETTER, NOW, CUB, LIKE... RELIEVED"
"YES..."
"DID NOT KNOW DREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING, HAVING THE WILL TO DO IT, COULD END LIKE THAT"
"MOSCHINO NEW OUTFITS ARE THE BLAST!!! YOU'LL LOOK AWESOME WEARING THIS!!!" I READ
"OH, MEN!!!!" WE SAID
"HOW MUCH ARE THEM, MIKE???"
"AROUND A LOT OF MONEY"
"LET'S BUY THEM!!!"
"WE CAN'T. WE BLEW OUR MONEY ON PERFUMES AGAIN..."
"WHAT IF WE WORK?"
"CUB I FEEL LAZY TODAY..."
"FOR MOSCHINO OUTFITS???"
"WELL... WE CAN WORK THEN, YOU'RE RIGHT"
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LATER
"MIKE, THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF MISUNDERSTANDING"
"YOU THINK? HEY, YOUR GUN IS LOADED, RIGHT, YOU WON'T FAKE IT, RIGHT???"
"IT'S LOADED AND I HAVE A LOT OF BULLETS TO RELOAD, YOU DON'T OF COURSE"
"I DON'T SEE THE MISUNDERSTANDING???"
"LOOK, THIS CHILEAN GUY LOOKS GOOD. FOR A CHILEAN. WE CAN'T KILL HIM. GUYS LIKE THIS ARE IN PROCESS OF EXTINCTION"
"YEAH? I DON'T THE HELL CARE! I WANT MY, MOSCHINO OUTFIT!!!"
"HEY BOY, YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OR NOT?" HE SAID
"SHIT!!! THIS IS WORSE MIKE, HE JUST TALKED TO ME!!! I WON'T KILL HIM, KILL HIM YOU"
"YOU'RE KIDDING, KILL HIM YOU"
"I WON'T TALK TO HIM, HE GAVE ME THE CREEPS"
"GUY, WE'RE NOT HERE TO SAY HELLO, WE'RE HERE TO KILL YOU"
"I KNOW" HE SAID
"MIKE, GREENPEACE IS GONNA KILL US IF WE KILL HIM"
"BUT IF WE DON'T, WE'LL HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE BOSS AND WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY THE MOSCHINO OUTFITS!!!"
"IT'S JUST... NOT COOL... I THINK"
"WHY YOU THINK HE WANTS US TO KILL HIM???"
"MAYBE HE'S SELLING COLOMBIAN STUFF??? AND GOT INTO TROUBLE???"
"LOOK, I'LL GO BUY SOME MILKY WAY, YOU STAY HERE"
"WITH A GUY THAT IS CHILEAN, GOOD LOOKING, AND CAN SPEAK TO ME??? YOUR ASS!!! I'LL GET A PANIC ATTACK!!!"
"C'MON, I'LL BE BACK IN FIVE MINUTES"
"YOU GUY, TALK TO ME AGAIN OR GET INTO MY PERSONAL SPACE AND I'LL KILL YOU!!! UNDERSTAND???"
"ALRIGHT" HE SAID "BUT I'M EXPECTING COMPANY. YOU SHOULD KILL ME NOW"
"???"
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"MIKE, YOU'RE BACK!!!"
"I HAD TROUBLE BUYING THE MILKY WAY, AND I BOUGHT SOME BULLETS TOO"
"I HAVE BULLETS"
"I BOUGHT ANYWAY"
"THIS GUY TRIED TO TALK TO ME AGAIN I NEARLY KILLED HIM!!!"
"WE'RE HERE FOR THAT"
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO KILL THIS GUY"
"WELL LOOK, WHEN I WENT TO BUY JUST SOMETHING HAPPENNED"
"FUN, EH?"
"MICHAEL"
"???"
"NEVERMIND"
AND THAT MEANT: WE'LL SERIOUSLY TALK LATER
"TOLD YOU GUYS I'M EXPECTING COMPANY" SAID THE GUY
AND A LOT OF COLOMBIANS WITH GUNS WERE SUDDENLY THERE
"THIS GUYS... ARE DEAD ONES" WE SAID
"THANKS GUYS FOR KILLING THEM" SAID OUR TARGET
"IT WAS IN SELF-DEFENSE"
"SHUT UP, CUB"
"SO I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS" SAID OUR TARGET GETTING CLOSER TO MY CUB AND PUTTING HIS HAND ON MY CUB'S NECK AS A SIGN OF BOTH APPRECIATION AND GRATTITUDE"
"WELL, DONE, GUY, NOW THE JOB IS MADE"
MY CUB MOVED FAST ONE METER AWAY, LOOKED AT THE GUY IN THE EYES WITH FIRE AND VENOM AND PULLED THE TRIGGER
"WELL, HE TOUCHED ME"
"I THOUGHT HE WOULD WHEN I WENT TO BUY MILKY WAYS, TAKE YOURS, THAT'S WHY I LEFT YOU GUYS ALONE SO WE WOULD FINISH THE JOB FASTER"
