BACK TO THE FUTURE O.O'

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"CUB, STOP WATCHING MTV!!!"

 

"NOPE"

 "LET ME CHANGE THE CHANNEL???"

 

"MIKE, I KNOW MTV IS NOT THE SAME SHIT IT USED TO BE, BUT I... WANT... TO WATCH IT!!!"

 

"DON'T MAKE ME COMMAND"

 

"AH, C'MON"

 

 

"CUB, I WANT TO WATCH CARTOON NETWORK!!! PERIOD!!!"

 

"CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME... WHY??? CARTOON NETWORK IS BETTER THAN MTV???"

 

"YES. I CAN. BUT LATER, NOW GIVE ME THE REMOTE"

 

"NO"

 

"GIVE IT TO ME!!!"

 

"SHIT"

 

 

"YOU SEE???"

 

"MICHAEL..."

 

"WHAT???"

 

"..."

 

"WHAT?"

 

"NOTHING!"

 

"HEY... YOU'RE SMILING???"

 

 

"THIS IIIIS GGGOOOOOD QUALITY TV!!!"

 

"MIKE, I KNOW THESE CARTOONS LOOK LIKE A TAKASHI MURAKAMI WORK... BUT I... DON'T!!! LIKE THEM!!!!"

 

"BUT I DOOOO"

 

"NO, GIVE ME THE REMOTE!"

 

"HEY, GIVE IT BACK!!!"

 

"WAIT A MINUTE... THIS REMOTE... HAS A PARTICULAR GEOMETRY"

 

 

"YEAH, WHATEVER YOU SAY"

 

"JUST TAKE IT MIKE"

 

"WHY YOU... ARE SMILING???"

 

"NO REASON!"

 

"I HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT!"

 

"WELL, YOU MADE A DEVELOPEMENT QUESTION....JUST BE CAREFUL WITH THAT REMOTE"

 

"CAREFUL??? LOOK I'LL HANDLE IT THE WAY I WANT AND I WILL PRESS THIS BUTTON AND THIS OTHER"

 

"GOOOD GRIEF!!!!"

 

"YES AND THIS OTHER AND"

 

"NOW YOU DID IT"

 

 

"HEY... WHAT HAPPENNED???"

 

"LOOK AROUND, MIKE"

 

 

 

"SO WE ARE IN THE 60'S"

 

"TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH THE REMOTE"

 

"WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THIS WOULD HAPPEN?"

 

"I THOUGH YOU JUST WOULD NOT BELIEVE IT"

 

"HOW WE GO BACK TO THE FUTURE NOW???"

 

"WAITING?"

 

 

"THIS PLACE LOOKS COOL, EH?"

 

"MICHAEL, WHY YOU JUST DON''T LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU NOT TO DO SOMETHING???"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"YOU DON'T LISTEN. LISTEN FIRST, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THE WRONG THING, TAKE THE CHOICE, BUT LISTEN FIRST, OK?"

 

"???"

 

"WE CAN WALK"

 

"YES! YOU CUB!!!"

 

 

 

"THE 60'S ARE SO COOL"

 

"CUB, I WANT TO GO BACK IN TIME"

 

"TRY NOT TO DO ANYTHING STRANGE. WE DON'T WANT TO CHANGE THE FUTURE"

 

"CUB, TIME IS SIMULTANEOUS. IF WE CHANGE SOMETHING NOW, WE ALREADY DID, TIME WILL STAY OK"

 

"I DID NOT READ THAT IN A STEPHEN HAWKING BOOK! PLUS YOU DID NOT SAY THE SAME WHEN WE WATCHED THE FLASHPOINT PARADOX..."

 

"WHATEVER"

 

"DON'T MAKE ME REMIND YOU WE ARE HERE BECAUSE OF YOUR MISTAKE"

 

"YOU JUST DID"

 

 

"CUB YOU THINK THERE ARE MUTANTS AROUND HERE???"

 

"YEP"

 

"WHY YOU SMILE AGAIN???!!!!"

 

"MIKE... KUSS MICH"

 

XOXO

 

"WHERE YOU'RE GOING, CUB?"

 

"I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING"

 

"CAN I KNOW WHAT"

 

"THAT!!! FINALLY"

 

 

"CUB, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE"

 

"I PREFFER TO IMPROVISE, AND TRY TO DO SO"

 

"WHY???"

 

"IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A REMOTE.... IT'S SO SIMPLE MIKE, IT'S JUST GEOMETRY AND TACTIL MEMORY!!!"

 

"YEAH???"

 

"LOOK. SINCE I GOT HERE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A STORE WHERE TO BUY A LEMON PIE, SO... STOP MAKING THINGS WORSE, OK???"

 

"OK... CUB... WHY WHEN YOU GET ANGRY I FEEL GOOD???"

 

"KUSS MICH"

 

SANTIAGO DAILY NEWS

WE ARE VERY WORRIED ABOUT THE LOW TEMPERATURES IN THE STATES.

WELL FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS NOT A NORMAL SITUATION

SO YOU NEED TO OVERTHINK BEFORE AND AFTER GOING OUT

OR DOING ANYTHING

AND MAYBE YOU WILL NEED TO BECOME BRAINIAC TO SOLVE SOME UNEXPECTED SITUATIONS. WE ALL LEARN A LOT AT SCHOOL.

 

REMEMBER YOU CANNOT FALL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF SNOW OR COLD, SO TRY TO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL.

 

WHAT ELSE WE CAN TELL IF WE ARE NOT THERE?

 

WHAT WE WOULD DO

 

SHARE CALEFACTION

JOIN IN FRIENDS HOUSES

USE TERMIC CLOTHING THAT DOESN'T WEIGH A TON, EXHAUSTION CAN MAKE YOU SLEEP TOO

 

AND BUY AND CARRY A LOT OF THESE

 

 

WHY A LOT? MAYBE YOU WILL NEED A LOT. IF NOT, MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE MAY NEED ONE.

 

THE SAME WITH THESE

 

 

REMEMBER, YOU NEED ENERGY, BUT CANNOT FALL ASLEEP IN THE COLD

SUGAR AND CARBS MAKE YOU SLEEP

TRY TO EAT MORE PROTEIN, THE CELLS TAKE ENERGY FROM PROTEINS WHEN THERE'S NO SUGAR OR CARBS

 

 

 

 

 

CARRY OF THESE TOO IF JUST IN CASE  YOU ARE OUT IN THE COLD AND YOU FEEL SLEEPY

 

 

AND TRY TO LISTEN TO THE SILENCE

OR HAVE FUN WITH VIDEOGAME TOURNAMENTS WITH A LOT OF FRIENDS

THE MORE PEOPLE IN ONE PLACE, THE LESS CALEFACTION NEEDED

 

 

THE PROBLEMS ARE THERE FOR US TO SOLVE THEM

YOU ARE... MORMON?????? O.O????

 

"SO WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT???" I ASKED, SIPPING MY WHITE MOCHA WITH RASPBERRY SYRUP AT STARBUCKS

 

"MICHAEL"

 

"O.O ???"

 

"TODAY I WOKE UP AND..."

 

"AND... WHAT???"

 

"YOU KNOW... WHEN YOU CUT AND YOU LOOK AT YOUR BLOOD AND YOU REALIZE IS RED???"

 

"YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE"

 

"OR WHEN YOU DECIDE TO WATCH A MOVIE AND YOU REALIZE IT CANNOT BE WORSE??? LIKE STRANDED???"

 

"CUB!"

 

"JUST... ANSWER THE QUESTION"

 

"WELL. HELL YES!!! CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PUT FIVE STARS TO STRANDED ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE!!!!"

 

"WELL, TODAY I WOKE UP AND I SAW THE LIGHT. I MEAN. IT WAS ALWAYS THERE, BUT I WAS NOT ABLE TO SEE IT OR RECOGINZE IT TILL NOW. MICHAEL.

I AM MORMON

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN..."

 

"HOW DID YOU FIND OUT???"

 

"I DON'T KNOW, I JUST LOOKED INSIDE MY HEART INTO... THAT HIDDEN PLACE, MY INNER SELF... AND I SAW KATY PERRY, ONE OF MY MENTORS. AND SHE TALKED TO ME!!!"

 

"REALLY??? HOW DID SHE LOOK???"

 

"OUTSTANDING, WELL, SHE WAS WEARING MAKE UP AND NOT AFTER A HANGOVER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"

 

"YES"

 

"AND SHE TALKED TO ME AND SHE... LIKE FELL FROM THE SKY AND TOLD ME "YOU KNOW GOOD LOOKING CUB... YOU'RE A FUCKING MORMON!" THAT'S HOW I REALIZED"

 

"WELL.. THAT ALL MAKES A LOT OF SENSE"

 

"YES I KNOW!!!"