MAKING OUT LESSONS

"MIKE, WHEN WE'LL DO THE MAKE OUT PERFORMANCE IN FANGTASIA???"

 

"WHICH OF ALL FANGTASIA???"

 

"MORE IS MORE"

 

"I DUNNO"

 

"DON'T MAKE ME COMMAND... I CAN COMMAND TOO, VATER BRUDER SOHN, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE... STARIIING AT THE SUUUN..."

 

"OH NO!!! MELODY TONE! HELP O.o"

 

"LOOK, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL???"

 

"WELL... TO BEGIN WITH... WHAT IS MAKING OUT???"

 

"YEAH, YOU... YOU... OH MY WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION, I NEED TO SIT DOWN... LOOK, THIS IS SCIENCE...

 

 

MAKING OUT

 

SOME THINK IT'S FORE PLAY BUT SOMETIMES THERE'S NO INTERCOURSE PHASE.

AND SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER THAN INTERCOURSE

 

SO MAKING OUT IS:

KISSING

CARESSING = PETTING

NON STOP KISSING = NECKING

 

 

 

SO LET'S START WITH KISSING

THERE ARE DIFFERENT KIND OF KISSES IN MAKING OUT PROCESS

 

LIP KISSING

 KISSING WITH TONGUE

 

KISSING WITH A LOT OF TONGUE

 

AND NOW

CARESSING = PETTING = TOUCHING

O_O'

 

SOFT

MILD

 

 

HEAVY

 

 

SUPER HEAVY

  

 XXL HEAVY

 

 

NOW I FOUND THIS WHEN I WAS SEARCHING FOR IMAGES

IN MY OPINION BALZAC IS EXTRA BORING

HERE WE CAN SEE HE WAS ALSO LESBIAN

(REMEMBER SOME SMALL IMAGES CAN BE SEEN BIGGER CLICKING ON THEM)

ANYWAY

 

 

HERE SOME ROMANTIC IMAGES OF MAKING OUT

 

VOCABULARY:

MAKING OUT EXCLUDES  INTERCOURSE JUST UNTIL IT BECOMES INTERCOURSE, THEN THAT IS NO LONGER MAKING OUT, JUST INTERCOURSE 

 

THE BOUNDARY:

NOW, MAKING THAT CLEAR, THE "NAKED" BOUNDARY OF MAKING OUT COULD BE THE WAIST. SO YOU CAN TAKE OFF THE T-SHIRT OR SHIRT OR ALL LAYERS FROM WAIST UP. BUT AS THERE ARE HORMONES IN THE MIDDLE, THIS BOUNDARY IS PRONE TO GET BLURED

U_u'

 

WAIST UP BOUNDARY

THIS IS CONSIDERED BY UNESCO AS THE BEST PLACE TO MAKE OUT

 

BIOLOGY:

REMEMBER!

MAKING OUT CAN INVOLVE A LOT OF PARTS OF HUMAN ANATOMY

A LOT OF PEOPLE WATH CSI... AM I WRONG???

 

MAKING OUT EVOLUTION PROCESS IN IMAGES

 

SOFT TOUCHING                                       MILD TOUCHING 







 MILD TOUCHING + TONGUE KISS     

 

     SUPER HEAVY TOUCHING + LOT OF TONGUE KISS + NON STOP KISSING

 

NO MORE MAKING OUT

 

REVIEW OF THE PROCESS IN ONE IMAGE 

 AND THE CONSEQUENCES

 

"WELL, THAT MAKES THINGS CLEAR, ANY QUESTION, MISTER LERKOFF?"

 

"I HAVE NO QUESTIONS, FIRE OF MY LOINS"

O.o'

MY IMMACULATE SIN IS SO SCARY SOMETIMES!!!

 

MY IMMACULATE SIN, ENGLISH DEFINITION:

MY IMMACULATE SIN

MADE BREATH AND SKIN

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU

MORE DATA ABOUT... PERFUMES!!!!!

"MIKE, YOU KNOW? WHEN I GO TO  A STORE TO BUY A PERFUME AND THE SELLERS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PERFUMES, I JUST DON'T LIKE THAT"

 

"WHAT???"

 

"LOOK. I WENT TO A STORE AND ASKED IF THEY HAD THE FOOL D & G PERFUME, AND I WAS TOLD THEY DIDN'T AND THAT THEY ONLY HAD THE EMPRESS"

 

"???"

 

"SO THE GUY TOLD ME THAT THE EMPRESS WAS "FOR WOMEN", AND I TOLD THE GUY THAT THE EMPRESS WAS NOT VERY CLEAR AS ALL TAROT PERFUMES OF D&G ARE UNISEX. AND THE GUY TOLD ME "THE EMPRESS IS NOT UNISEX. IS FOR... WOMEN!!!!" AND I TOLD HER "YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT" AND I LEFT THE PLACE"

 

"WELL, YOU HAVE THE EMPRESS, AND YES, IT'S NOT CLEAR THAT IS FOR WOMEN"

 

"WELL, WHEN THOSE PERFUMES GOT INTO THE MARKET, DOLCE & GABBANA MADE CLEAR ALL THOSE PERFUMES WERE UNISEX. BUT A GREAT CONFUSION HAPPENNED, SO THEY LABELED THE BOXES WITH THE WORDS "FOR MEN" OR "FOR WOMEN" IN THE PERFUMES THAT WERE KINDA LIKE THAT. BUT THEY STILL SAY THAT THOSE PERFUMES ARE UNISEX"

 

"WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING???"

 

"LOOK. ONCE I WANTED TO BUY A 100 ML 212 WITH SHOWER GEL AND AFTER SHAVE. BUT THE BOX OF 100 ML CAME WITH THE AFTER SHAVE AND THE 50 ML BOX CAME WITH THE SHOWER GEL"

 

"AND???"

 

"LOOK. I WAS TOLD "WHY YOU WANT THE SHOWER GEL... IT VALUES MUSHROOM, IT'S USELESS AND IF YOU BUY IT ALONE IS WAY CHEAPER THAN THE AFTER SHAVE" WELL. THEY DON'T SELL THE AFTER SHAVE OR THE SHOWER GEL ALONE OF ANY PERFUME HERE IN CHILE SO I SAID "REALLY???" AND THEN I WAS TOLD "LOOK, THE AFTER SHAVE IS LIKE ANOTHER PERFUME, SO IT'S MORE CONVENIENT" AND I SAID "YES???" AND THEN THE SELLER SAID "LOOK, WHAT YOU WANT THE SHOWER GEL FOR? PEOPLE BUY THE BOXES, TAKE THE SHOWER GEL AND JUST TRASH IT" AND I SAID "FOR REAL???" AND THEN THE GUY SAID "YEAH! TRUST ME!!! ANYWAY IF YOU SO WANT THAT USELESS SHOWER GEL, I CAN EXCHANGE A SHOWER GEL FOR AN AFTER SHAVE FROM ONE BOX TO ANOTHER. NO PROBLEM!" SO I TOLD THE GUY I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT. I GOT OUT THE STORE AND THOUGHT "THIS GUY NEVER GETS LAID??? THAT'S WHAT THE SHOWER GEL WAS MADE FOR! AND THAT VALUES MUSHROOM??? YEAH!!!"

 

"HAHAHA"

 

"THE GUY WAS TALKING LIKE I WAS THE STUPID, IT WAS ALL THE WAY AROUND!!!"

NEW ADVENTURES IN FANGTASIA

 

"WE WENT TO FANGTASIA, WE WENT TO FANGTASIA!"

 

"YES WE DID, MIKE"

 

"AND WE SOLVED THE MISTERY OF THE BARTENDER WHO CAN TALK TO YOU"

 

"HE WAS 100% STRAIGHT. SO HE DID NOT HAVE A FASCINATION WITH ME."

 

"YEAH, YOU WERE RIGHT"

 

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT. I JUST WANT YOU TO BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY SOMETHING, INSTEAD OF HAVING THAT OBSESSION WITH THE... VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

 

"FINE, CUB, TAKE IT EASY"

 

"WELL I EXPLAINED HIM THAT THERE WAS THE KINSEY SCALE, BUT WE DON'T BELIEVE IN NUMBERS 0 OR 6"

 

"NOPE"

 

"NOBODY NEEDS LABELS FOR... WHAT IS DONE UNDER THE SHEETS"

 

"IT CAN BE DONE IN A LOT OF PLACES TOO"

 

"YEAH..."

 

"MUSIC WAS GOOD..."

 

"YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH FANGTASIA BUT SEEMS TO ME IT'S STARTING TO BE COOL... I DUNNO IF I LIKE THAT"

 

"AND YOU DID NOT DANCE REGAETTON·

 

"OF COURSE NOT, MIKE. THANK GOD THEY PLAYED ONLY ONE REGAETTON SONG. "SONG" ???? REGAETTON IS JUST NOT MUSIC."

 

"WHY YOU DID NOT???"

 

"CAUSE I WOULD SELL OUT. AND I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF. THERE ARE MOMENTS IN LIFE WHEN YOU HAVE TO STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE, AND BE TRUE TO YOURSELF"

 

"YEAH"

 

"MIKE, WHEN WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE "MAKING OUT PERFORMANCE"???"

 

"I DUNNO, ANOTHER DAY, NOT YET"

 

"SURE. ANYWAY"

 

DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW

MY REAL BOYFRIEND

 

HOW DINOSAURS OF HIS FAMILY SEE HIM

WHAT A GOOD CARTOON!!!

I FEEL SOOO STUPID!

 

"CUB, I FEEL SO STUPID..."

 

"WHAT?!"

 

"EEEH..."

 

"WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?"

 

"THE OTHER DAY WE WENT OUT AND I DIDN'T FEEL ANGRY OR JEALOUS CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU. I SAW A GUY LOOKING AT YOU WITH ROMANTIC EYES, AND THEN A GIRL, AND THEN ANOTHER GUY, AND THEN ANOTHER GIRL AND... WELL"

 

"I'M USED TO THAT. I LIKE IT"

 

"IT'S SO NOT THE POINT, SUGARCUB. I REALIZED ANYTIME YOU CAN HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND"

 

"THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE. IT'S THE VOICE OF SCIENCE"

 

"BUT... WHAT IF? AND I STARTED THINKING ABOUT ALL THE THINGS I'M DOING WRONG"

 

"THEY'RE NOT TOO MANY. BUT KEEP TALKING"

 

"I REALLY FEEL GUILTY. I AM SO SORRY AND I FEEL SO STUPID!"

 

"ONE DAY YOU'LL EXPLAIN ME WHY YOU CAN FEEL GUILT. LOOK. WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING WRONG, FIX IT, DON'T LOOK AT YOUR BELLY"

 

"BUT"

 

"I REMEMBER WHEN WE JUST MET. YOU DID NOT TALK TOO MUCH"

 

"SO?"

 

"IT WAS COOL"

 

 

"YEAH, IT WAS"

 

"AND NOW SOMETIMES WE CAN'T STOP TALKING. THERE'S NO DATA ABOUT THAT IN THE NET. I WOULDN'T CHANGE YOU, FOR ANYONE"

 

"BUT"

 

"YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GO THROUGH MY AT FIELD AND REACH MY CORE. I WON'T FIND THAT ANYWERE ELSE"

 

"YEAH?"

 

"DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT YOU DO WRONG, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, FIX IT, MAKE IT BETTER. IF YOU DO NOTHING YOU'LL JUST KEEP FEELING... "GUILTY"

 

"WELL. YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. THANK YOU, VATER, BRUDER, SOHN"

 

"PERFUMES" TAROT CARDS!!!!

 

 THE EMPRESS                                      THE EMPEROR

THE LOVERS

THE MAGICIAN                                      THE HIGH PRIESTESS

THE HIEROPHANT

 

THE FOOL                                         KING OF PENTACLES

THE CHARIOT                                          JUDGEMENT

TEMPERANCE                                   STRENGTH 

THE HERMIT

 

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

DEATH                                                      THE DEVIL

THE TOWER

THE HANGED MAN

                                                    THE MOON                                                            

 

THE STAR

THE WORLD

 

THE SUN                                              JUSTICE