"MIKE, YOU KNOW? WHEN I GO TO A STORE TO BUY A PERFUME AND THE SELLERS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PERFUMES, I JUST DON'T LIKE THAT"
"WHAT???"
"LOOK. I WENT TO A STORE AND ASKED IF THEY HAD THE FOOL D & G PERFUME, AND I WAS TOLD THEY DIDN'T AND THAT THEY ONLY HAD THE EMPRESS"
"???"
"SO THE GUY TOLD ME THAT THE EMPRESS WAS "FOR WOMEN", AND I TOLD THE GUY THAT THE EMPRESS WAS NOT VERY CLEAR AS ALL TAROT PERFUMES OF D&G ARE UNISEX. AND THE GUY TOLD ME "THE EMPRESS IS NOT UNISEX. IS FOR... WOMEN!!!!" AND I TOLD HER "YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT" AND I LEFT THE PLACE"
"WELL, YOU HAVE THE EMPRESS, AND YES, IT'S NOT CLEAR THAT IS FOR WOMEN"
"WELL, WHEN THOSE PERFUMES GOT INTO THE MARKET, DOLCE & GABBANA MADE CLEAR ALL THOSE PERFUMES WERE UNISEX. BUT A GREAT CONFUSION HAPPENNED, SO THEY LABELED THE BOXES WITH THE WORDS "FOR MEN" OR "FOR WOMEN" IN THE PERFUMES THAT WERE KINDA LIKE THAT. BUT THEY STILL SAY THAT THOSE PERFUMES ARE UNISEX"
"WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING???"
"LOOK. ONCE I WANTED TO BUY A 100 ML 212 WITH SHOWER GEL AND AFTER SHAVE. BUT THE BOX OF 100 ML CAME WITH THE AFTER SHAVE AND THE 50 ML BOX CAME WITH THE SHOWER GEL"
"AND???"
"LOOK. I WAS TOLD "WHY YOU WANT THE SHOWER GEL... IT VALUES MUSHROOM, IT'S USELESS AND IF YOU BUY IT ALONE IS WAY CHEAPER THAN THE AFTER SHAVE" WELL. THEY DON'T SELL THE AFTER SHAVE OR THE SHOWER GEL ALONE OF ANY PERFUME HERE IN CHILE SO I SAID "REALLY???" AND THEN I WAS TOLD "LOOK, THE AFTER SHAVE IS LIKE ANOTHER PERFUME, SO IT'S MORE CONVENIENT" AND I SAID "YES???" AND THEN THE SELLER SAID "LOOK, WHAT YOU WANT THE SHOWER GEL FOR? PEOPLE BUY THE BOXES, TAKE THE SHOWER GEL AND JUST TRASH IT" AND I SAID "FOR REAL???" AND THEN THE GUY SAID "YEAH! TRUST ME!!! ANYWAY IF YOU SO WANT THAT USELESS SHOWER GEL, I CAN EXCHANGE A SHOWER GEL FOR AN AFTER SHAVE FROM ONE BOX TO ANOTHER. NO PROBLEM!" SO I TOLD THE GUY I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT. I GOT OUT THE STORE AND THOUGHT "THIS GUY NEVER GETS LAID??? THAT'S WHAT THE SHOWER GEL WAS MADE FOR! AND THAT VALUES MUSHROOM??? YEAH!!!"
"HAHAHA"
"THE GUY WAS TALKING LIKE I WAS THE STUPID, IT WAS ALL THE WAY AROUND!!!"
