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Sunday, November 10, 2013

ABOUT BATMAN RETURNS AND OTHER STUFF...


"CUB, YOU HAVE NOT POSTED ARTWORKS IN YOUR BLOG!"
 
"I KNOW, IT'S, I'M RUNNING OUT OF WHAT I'VE DONE AND NEED TO MAKE NEW STUFF AND NOW I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF LOT OF THINGS. YOU KNOW? I'M ANGRY"
 
"BOUT WHAT?"
 
"GOD LIED TO ME. AGAIN. BUT HE CANNOT PLAY WITH THAT. I DUNNO WHAT TO DO, I THOUGHT THINGS WERE GETTING BETTER BETWEEN US, THIS, HAS SHAKEN ME"
 
"WHAT???"
 
"LOOK. I DUNNO WHY PEOPLE THINK ABOUT THE WRATH OF GOD AND THINGS LIKE THAT. HE DOESN'T EVEN USE THE WORD "SIN" THAT I KNOW. AND AS HE IS ALL THE TIME SLEEPING AND HE CANNOT INTERFERE IN OUR INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM (HE REALLY CAN'T) WHY WOULD HE THROW HIS WRATH OVER US? HE CANNOT, HE'S SLEEPING, AND HE WOULD FEEL JUST TIRED TO DO SO, THE WRATH OF GOD WON'T FALL OVER US, AND IT IS US WHO SHOULD BE ANGRY OR DISAPPOINTED WITH HIM, SO ALL THIS WRATH OF GOD SUPERSTICION IS JUST ABSURD, HAS NO SENSE AND IT'S NOT REAL"
 
"AND WHAT ABOUT EGYPT? THAT HAPPENNED???"
 
"I DON'T KNOW. IN CATHOLIC COLLEGE  I HAD TO TAKE A THEOLOGY COMMON SCHEDULE CURSE. AND WE WERE TOLD THAT MAYBE JEWS CREATED THAT FANTASTIC STORY TO SUBLIMATE THE INEFICIENCE OF GOD BUT THAT THEY REALLY RAN FROM EGYPT. WHEN I TOOK THAT COURSE I REALIZED THE RELIGION COURSE IN MY SCHOOL, FROM YEAR 5 TO 8 WAS REALLY A THEOLOGY COURSE. ANYWAY. BUT JOSH SAYS THAT THE PLAGUES WERE REAL AS A BOLD GOD ATTEMPT TO MAKE PEOPLE TAKE ATTENTION TO HIM, BELIEVE IN HIM AND THEREFORE HAVE FAITH IN HIM, WELL THAT DID NOT WORK VERY MUCH AS JEWS GOT OUT OF EGYPT AND THE NEXT DAY THEY WERE ADORING A GOLDEN COW"
 
"WHY YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS???"
 
"I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THE LIE. SO WE WILL EXPLORE SOMETHINGS TO TRY TO SEE SOME PICTURES CLEAR. SO WE WILL START WITH BATMAN RETURNS AND THE PENGUIN"
 
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH???"
 
"JUST LISTEN"
 
SO THE PENGUIN IS MOSES
ABANDONED BY HIS PARENTS IN A RIVER
 
HE COULD HAVE DIED IN THE RIVER
 
BUT WAS ADDOPTED BY EMPEROR PENGUINS
 
"WHAT YOU'RE SAYING CUB?
 
"MIKE, THE AESTHETICS COURSE IN YEAR THREE IN THE SCHOOL OF ART WAS ABOUT FILM APPRECIATION, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, AND YOU CAN GOOGLE THAT TOO"
 
THEN BECAME A LEADER
HE HAD UMBRELLAS INSTEAD OF WANDS
 
BUT HE WAS NOT LISTENED SO HE SENT SOME PLAGUES
 
THE FIRST BORNS
 
AND THE FIRE FROM THE SKY
 
"PICTURE CLEAR? NOPE? WELL, SO WE GO NOW TO EGYPT"
 
FLIES
 
FROGS
 
DEAD COWS

 WATER MADE BLOOD                              FIRE FROM SKY

THESE BUGS
 
FIRST BORNS
 
"SO ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE, IF GOD REALLY DID ALL THESE THINGS, AFTER THAT HE FELL IN A COMA DUE TO THE LOT OF EFFORT MADE FOR FIRST TIME IN HISTORY!!!"
 
"AND WHAT NOW"
 
"SOME IMAGES OF """THE WRATH OF GOD""", LOOK HE CANNOT BE SUCH A CYNIC AS TO FEEL WRATH ABOUT US, PLUS HE IS NOT ABLE TO DO SUCH THING BUT LETS LOOK AT THE WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION"
 




 
"AND NOW, MIKE, SODOM AND GOMORRA"
 
"WHAT?"
 
"THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT OF BOTH CITIES. SO... WHAT HAPPENNED?. ACCORDING TO SCIENCE, WHAT HAPPENNED THERE WAS A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION. THAT'S WHY LOT AND HIS FAMILY WERE TOLD TO NOT LOOK BACK, AND THE GIRL WHO KEPT STARING BECAME "SAND" OR DUST. LIKE IN A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION. OBVIOUSLY SCIENCE DOES NOT KNOW WHERE THAT NUCLEAR WEAPON CAME FROM. BUT GOD DID NOT PUT THAT THERE, HE EVACUATED PEOPLE. ONLY LOT IS TOLD TO BE EVACUATED, BUT AS THE BIBLE IS A BOOK AN THEREFORE ALSO LITERATURE, THAT WAS A "REPRESENTATION" OF AN EVACUATION OF A LOT OF PEOPLE, MADE BY ANGELS OF COURSE, AS GOD COULDN'T"
 



 
"SO, CUB YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS WRATH OVER GOD CAUSE HE LIED TO YOU??? AND NOT ALL THE WAY AROUND???"
 
"IT'S NOT WRATH, I'M JUST ANGRY"
 


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