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Thursday, November 14, 2013

MISTER ANDERSON, WE NEED SOME ANSWERS

 
"WE REALIZED YOU FOUND A WAY TO BUY EXPENSIVE THINGS AT LOW COST. WE DON'T LIKE THAT"
 
"MIKE?"
 
"JUST ANSWER OR I'LL BUG YOU"
 
"???"
 
"SO TO BEGIN WITH. HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR A FIELD TICKET FOR FEMME FATALE BRITNEY CONCERT"
 
"60 BUCKS"
 
"AND... FOR MDNA TOUR???"
 
"100 BUCKS"
 
"WE ARE AWARE YOU WENT TO A FAL OUT BOY CONCERT, CAN YOU NAME THE PRICE OF THE TICKET"
 
"18 BUCKS"
 
"AND FOR PLACEBO?"
 
"38 BUCKS"
 
"ALRIGHT, MISTER ANDERSON. YOU HAVE COMPLETE MANGAS. HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR THE TEN VOLUMES OF RG VEDA?"
 
"40 BUCKS. IT WAS WORN BUT I VERIFIED IT WAS IN VERY GOOD SHAPE. I DON'T WANT A MONA LISA WITH A MOUSTACHE"
 
"AND FOR THE 15 VOLUMES OF VIDEO GIRL AI?"
 
"60 BUCKS"
 
"CAPTAIN HARLOCK?"
 
"42 BUCKS"
 
"ANGELIC LAYER?"
 
"40 BUCKS"
 
"CHOBITS?"
 
"100 BUCKS"
 
"LOST IN SPACE?"
 
"20 BUCKS"
 
"YOU HAVE A BENETTON JACKET THAT AT NORMAL PRIZE COSTS 220 BUCKS. AND YOU DARED TO ADD TO IT X-MEN LOGO PATCHES. HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR THAT JACKET?"
 
"32 BUCKS"
 
"AND YOU HAVE A MOSCHINO PERFUME OF 100 ML WITH SHOWER GEL AND AFTER SHAVE"
 
"I PAID 30 BUCKS FOR THE BOX"
 
"AND YOU HAVE THE THREE BOOKS OF THE HUNGER GAMES. HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR THEM?"
 
"1O BUCKS EACH"
 
"AND FOR THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN DVD?"
 
"7 BUCKS"
 
"THAT'S THE SAME PRICE YOU PAID FOR SUPER 8, THOR AND THE HUNGER GAMES MOVIE, THAT'S CORRECT?"
 
"HELL YEAH!"
 
"ALRIGHT, MISTER ANDERSON, WE CAN SEE YOU ARE COOPERATING, WE CAN BUG YOU ANOTHER DAY"
 
"THIS IS NOT FUNNY MIKE"
 
"YEAH?"

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