"MIKE, THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO SEE AN AUNT"
"YEAH? WHAT FOR?"
"WELL I GET ALONG WITH HER. I LIKE HER, SHE HAS A STRONG CHARACTER AND IS VERY DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH HER TO OTHERS, BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM, PLUS I LIKE PEOPLE WITH STRONG CHARACTER"
"SO..."
"WELL I READ HER THE CARDS, CAUSE SHE NEEDED THAT, AND SHE FELT VERY WELL AFTER THE READING. AND I TOLD HER SHE DID NOT HAVE TO PAY IF SHE BORROWED ME HER DEBIT CARD, SHE HAS A VISA ELECTRON. AND SHE WAS LIKE "NO WAY!!!" SO I TOLD HER "C'MON, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL??? YOU KNOW??? THIS PAGE IS SAFE! PLUS A DEBIT CARD DOESN'T STEAL YOUR CREDIT..." AND SHE SAID "OF COURSE IT DOES!!!"... HUM. SO I TOLD HER "YOU ARE OVERREACTING. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!! C'MON JUMP IN THE POOL!!!" AND SHE WAS LIKE "HEY YOU, I'M GETTING REALLY ANGRY HERE", SO I TOLD HER "YOU HAVE TO MAKE THINGS DIFFICULT???" WELL AT THE END SHE PAYED ME TEN BUCKS, IT WAS SO FUNNY!!! AND I TOLD HER "ANYWAY, I TRIED!"
"SO THAT'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH A LYON"
"ANYWAY. YOU KNOW MY COUSIN, GIRL COUSIN, LIVES WITH HER TOO, WE HAVE THE SAME AGE. AND SHE LIVES WITH... HER GIRLFRIEND... IN THE HOUSE OF... HER PARENTS"
"GOD THAT MELODY TONE AGAIN!!!"
" 'SUP??? WELL SHE SEEMS TO BE A FOUR IN KINSEY SCALE, BUT I DON'T ASK, SHE DOESN'T TALK ABOUT THAT"
"SO. SHE LIVES WITH HER PARENTS AND THERE WITH HER GIRLFRIEND???"
"YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOUR ASS???"
"NOPE"
"THERE'S A BASEBALL FIELD NEAR HERE. WE COULD MEET AT MIDNIGHT AND HAVE US A KNIFE FIGHT!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
"WE COULD FIGHT. I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS. PLUS IT WOULD BE A VERY GOOD THERAPY, LIKE IN FIGHT CLUB. IF WE DO THAT, I'LL BE TYLER DURDEN"
"YOU """ARE""" TYLER DURDEN"
"YOU THINK???"
"OVER-OUTGOING, FUNNY, BEHAVE LIKE A TEENAGER, SO COOL, GENIALLY DIFFERENT"
"OH... THANKS. I FEEL FLATTERED. TYLER DURDEN IS ONE OF MY MENTORS AND ROLE MODELS..."
"ACTUALLY MIKE, I EVEN MADE FIGHT CLUB SOAPS. FOUR BUCKS EACH!!!"
"YOU SEE, CUB???"
"YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT"
"MAYBE?"
"C'MON. YOU REALLY WOULD LIKE ME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS RIGHT???"
"NOPE"
"SO?"
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I LOVE THIS GUY
