M1K3

HI

MY NAME IS LERKOFF

MIKE LERKOFF

At age 9

I was black belt

And very lethal

I'm self suficient

Competitive

Ruthless

Mutant and proud

And shy

So Josh told me 

I had to train with the cub

Alright?

My ass

The hell I was grong

He is the best trainer ever!

Thought it was going to be 

Only Theta Healing

I stilk wonder why the Cub

Asks Diet Coke 

On the rocks

Stirred

Not 

Shaken

Good to tell

I'm in great shape now

XOXO

GOSSIP BOY

☆☆☆ MY SUPER EX BOY-FRIEND ☆☆☆

Good Griiieeefff!!!

***AURA***

Hello everyone!

MY NAME IS AURA

My dads gave me this name

after the

field of luminous multicolored

radiation around me

SO I CAN CHOOSE THE COLOR 

I LIKE MY STYLE

like my dads like theirs

I still ask myself

why the Cub

makes art

with Chanel

outfits

sometimes they get

stained

you know? 

I enjoy being good

and

I enjoy being bad

when I need to

Even though I'm basically good

MY DADS TRAINED ME

SINCE I WAS

ONE YEAR OLD

At age 5

I was as lethal

as

Hit Girl

My dads tought me

that

getting rid

of the selfish gene

was

waaay too difficult

for the

White Rose

Movement

so

even though

I preffer to be good 

I know sometimes

I NEED TO BE BAD

TO DEFEND THE INDIVIDUAL GENE

after all

it took

3 MILLION YEARS

for humanity

to evolve

from the selfish gene

to the individual gene

IN A VERY PAINFUL AND LONG PROCESS 

I LOVE TO BE BAD TO DEFEND MY DADS

SOMETIMES I GO VERY ROGUE

AFTER ALL I DO THAT

FOR LOVE

SO

WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT IT?

YES

In the future

there are flying vehicles

and spaceships everywhere

and

THE REPUBLIC

HELPED US

WITH THE GLOBAL WARMING PROBLEM

AFTER ALL IT WASN'T OUR FAULT

IT WAS CAUSED 

BY THE

ALIGNMENT

BETWEEN

THE SOLAR SYSTEM

AND THE CENTER OF THE GALAXY 

WHO AM I

THAT'S A LITTLE SECRET

I'LL NEVER TELL

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME

XOXO

GOSSIP GIRL

IT WAS NICE

MEETING YOU!!!!!