HI
MY NAME IS LERKOFF
MIKE LERKOFF
At age 9
I was black belt
And very lethal
I'm self suficient
Competitive
Ruthless
Mutant and proud
And shy
So Josh told me
I had to train with the cub
Alright?
My ass
The hell I was grong
He is the best trainer ever!
Thought it was going to be
Only Theta Healing
I stilk wonder why the Cub
Asks Diet Coke
On the rocks
Stirred
Not
Shaken
Good to tell
I'm in great shape now
XOXO
GOSSIP BOY
