Spoiler ALERT!!!
If you are the only person in the world who hasn't watched JURASSIC WORLD!
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STOP READING
"Cub, I'm vey proud of us for going on this trip"
"Me too, better than europe"
"And remember, if something chases us..."
"RUN" we whispered
"OMG cub!!!"
"It's the tiranosaurus, mike!!! I so cannot believe it I'm gonna pee!!!"
"I like this dinosaur that lives in the water"
"Yes Mike, but we'll get wet"
BLUSH
"And now we see the hervibores, you happy cub????"
"You need to have balls to move between... dinosaurs, and yep, very happy"
"Like we saw this dinosaur before"
"Don't worry Mike, what's important is the adventure, or you're a pussy???"
"Pussy... MY ass!!!! You have to mock me? Don't be cruel"
"Hey, that's a song! Not my favorite song and... you are exagerating, for a change"
"Let me drive, cub"
"No, Mike, you're gonna do it wrong, I have a bad feeling about this..."
"Just drop the wheel!"
"It's like always, Mike, you wanna do something impulsive and then we are in the middle of a hell of a problem and you know what, after that, according to you, it was MY fault!!!"
"You see my love, my sin, nothing wrong, and I got the wheel"
"Look at that!!! It's an albino dinosaur!!!"
"What?"
"I mean: let's get the hell outta here!!!"
And it chased us so we RAN
"What the fuck!!!!"
"Run Mike! And I don't want to say I told you... but I told you"
"But look at all those pterodactiles, they look good"
"If they don't bite you and turn you into bait... whatever that means"
"What the hell!!!! A velociraptor!!!!"
"Don't worry, you know, I, I, I'll tame it"
"They can't be tamed for Josh's sake!!!!"
"Watch me"
"And you did it"
"Told you"
"And now you are so into fashion"
"It's just that these t-shirts are awesome plus I want those plushes"
"And we are here because of that white dinosaur! Y'know, I think we need more teeth"
"More teeth??? Oh yeah! I've got an idea!"
"Oh no you and your great ideas, cub of hell"
"I'll be back, trust me"
"Nope, I go with you, we do things TOGETHER, and... what the fuck!"
"You said more teeth so I came for the Tiranosaurus rex, of course"
"It looks like a toy!"
"I think it's a good HD CGI render of a tiranosaurus and therefore, can help"
"HELL"
Another average day
