"SO WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT???" I ASKED, SIPPING MY WHITE MOCHA WITH RASPBERRY SYRUP AT STARBUCKS
"MICHAEL"
"O.O ???"
"TODAY I WOKE UP AND..."
"AND... WHAT???"
"YOU KNOW... WHEN YOU CUT AND YOU LOOK AT YOUR BLOOD AND YOU REALIZE IS RED???"
"YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE"
"OR WHEN YOU DECIDE TO WATCH A MOVIE AND YOU REALIZE IT CANNOT BE WORSE??? LIKE STRANDED???"
"CUB!"
"JUST... ANSWER THE QUESTION"
"WELL. HELL YES!!! CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PUT FIVE STARS TO STRANDED ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE!!!!"
"WELL, TODAY I WOKE UP AND I SAW THE LIGHT. I MEAN. IT WAS ALWAYS THERE, BUT I WAS NOT ABLE TO SEE IT OR RECOGINZE IT TILL NOW. MICHAEL.
I AM MORMON
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN..."
"HOW DID YOU FIND OUT???"
"I DON'T KNOW, I JUST LOOKED INSIDE MY HEART INTO... THAT HIDDEN PLACE, MY INNER SELF... AND I SAW KATY PERRY, ONE OF MY MENTORS. AND SHE TALKED TO ME!!!"
"REALLY??? HOW DID SHE LOOK???"
"OUTSTANDING, WELL, SHE WAS WEARING MAKE UP AND NOT AFTER A HANGOVER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
"YES"
"AND SHE TALKED TO ME AND SHE... LIKE FELL FROM THE SKY AND TOLD ME "YOU KNOW GOOD LOOKING CUB... YOU'RE A FUCKING MORMON!" THAT'S HOW I REALIZED"
"WELL.. THAT ALL MAKES A LOT OF SENSE"
"YES I KNOW!!!"
