THE BEAR AND MICHAEL WERE
WALKING DOWN THE STREET
HOLDING HANDS
JOKING AND TALKING
"DAYS LIKE THIS FEEL SOO GOOD" SAID THE BEAR
"OH.. YEAH.." SAID MICHAEL
"WHAT WE SAY IF A COP SEES US HOLDING HANDS???"
"THAT IM AN AUSSIE.."
"LOOK, THE OTHER DAY... WAIT A MINUTE"
"A MILK SHAKE SHOP!!!" EXCLAIMED THE BEAR
"I INVITE" SAID MICHAEL AND ASKED TWO STRAWBERRY SHAKES
"WOOOOOWW"
"IT'S DELICIOUS" SAID THE BEAR
"MILK SHAKES MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE"
"NOT AS MUCH AS HELLO KITTY DOES"
"REMEMBER MICHAEL WHEN WE MET AND WE WERE DRUNK???"
"FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY..."
"A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE 2007"
"OH YEAH"
"I WANT MORE SHOPPING" SAID THE BEAR HUGGING MICHAEL
"ALRIGHT"
"BUY ME A PERFUME..."
"SURE"
"OOOOH" SAID THE BEAR "A WALMART!!! LETS GET IN!!!"
"SURE.. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM WALMART???"
"YOU KNOW I LIKE LOOKING... NOT ONLY SHOPPING...
LETS TAKE A LOOOK???"
"ALRIGHT"
BOTH TWO OF THEM WERE OUTSIDE WALMART
AND
----IN BETWEEEN LOOP---
THEY GOT IN
"DID YOU FEEL THAT, MICHAEL???"
"FEEL WHAT???"
"SOMETIMES YOU FORGET MY ESP IS BETTER THAN YOURS"
"I DID NOT FEEL ANYTHING"
"OH WELL.. IT DOESNT MATTER.."
WOULD THE BEAR
TELL MICHAEL ABOUT AURA'S THEORY
ABOUT WALMART DOORS...?????
"LOOK AT THAT" SAID THE BEAR "THE VIDEOGAME SHELF!!!"
"SO WHAT'S NEW HERE"
"I WANT AN SD CARD FOR MY NINTENDO SWITCH OLED AND..."
"LOOK OVER HERE BEAR"
"A GAME BOY!!!" EXCLAIMED THE BEAR
"IT'S SEEMS ITS CALLED GAME BOY ADVANCE"
"YOU ARE NOT AFRAID OF IT AS YOU ARE HOLDING THE BOX AND..."
"IT DOES NOT MATTER... I WANNA BUY IT
TO STUDY IT... JUST SCIENTIFIC REASONS"
"JUST SCIE... MICHAEL ILL BE WORRIED
IF YOU HANDLE ONE OF THOSE
WHAT IF IS THERE A WEAPON HIDDEN INSIDE???"
OR A DANGEROUS WEAPON
OF MASS DESTRUCTION...
"ITS JUST TECHNOLOGY IN THE END, ANDY"
"BUT MIKE... WHAT THE HELL YOU GOT IN YOUR HEAD???"
"ITS ONLY TECHNOLOGY"
"THOSE NINTENDO TECHNOLOGIES
ARE NOT FROM THIS MULTIVERSE
FOR FUCKS SAKE.."
"CUB I CAN HANDLE IT
IF I CAN HANDLE A BATHROOM
THAT WORKS WITH LIGHTS
AND AIRPODS THAT MAKE ME SLEEP FIVE MINUTES...
HELL... WHAT AM I SAYING...?"
"FIVE MINUTES LIKE ITS EIGHT HOURS..."
GLUUUUUUUP
MICHAELS THROAT GREW UP LIKE A BALLOON
"ANDY
I HAPPEN TO BE PLEIADIAN"
????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!
0_0
WHAT
THE FUCK!!!
THAT WAS WHY MICHAEL WAS SO DIFFERENT???
THAT WAS WHY
MICHAEL
USED TO SAY
THAT THE BEAR GOT SO GOOD LOOKING
AN ANGEL FELL IN LOVE
WITH HIM???
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LATER
"MICHAEL IF YOU ARE AN ALIEN ITS BETTER" SAID THE BEAR
AS BOTH TWO WERE KISSING IN THE PARK
"TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PLANET"
"ITS COOL... ITS... THE TECHNOLOGY IS ADVANCED AND..."
"I LOVE YOU MORE NOW... THANKS FOR THE SPOILER"
SMOOCH
"MIKE YOU STAY CALM... I LOVE YOU
AND ABOUT THE KIDS... I WANNA DO IT
EVEN IF YOUR ETHNICITY IS A BIT...
DIFFERENT"
"THANKS... THOUGHT YOU WOULD TAKE IT LIKE
I DUNNO..."
"WELL THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOUR HAIR
IS BLOND BORDERLINE WHITE"
"MICHAEL I TALKED TO LEGION ABOUT THE NINTENDOS"
"OH YEAH I SAY IM AN ALIEN
AND YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK!
WHAT THEY TOLD YOU???"
"THEY GAVE ME A PENDRIVE WITH A LITTLE DATA
FROM THE REPUBLIC AND STUFF"
"THEY HACKED SOMETHING?"
"MICHAEL ITS OUR KIDS...
OF COURSE THEY DID HACK SOMETHING..."
"HEY YOU SHOULD NOT TALK TO LEGION
WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION"
"OF COURSE..
...
PLEIADIAN
..."
AND THEY BOTH SAID
"KUSS MICH"
