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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

THE YEAR OF THE HORSE

"SO YES MY ADORED ERIC NORTHMAN. THINGS ARE NOT WORKING THE SAME WAY"
 
"TOLD YOU"
 
 
"IT'S DIFFICULT TO RIDE THE FUCKING HORSE!!!"
 
"MIKE, TRY TO BE MORE PATIENT"
 
"LOOK!!!"
 
"YOU SEE? YOU ARE ANGRY WITH THE HORSE AND NOW YOU YELL AT ME. LOOK, JUST TAKE IT EASY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A HORSE"
 
"???!!!"
 
 
"I KEEP FALLING!!!"
 
"REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT... AND YOU..."
 
"SHUT UP, CUB! IT AIN'T FUNNY!!!"
 
"I KNOW THE FEELING"
 
"LOOK!!!"
 
"AGAIN. YOU'LL KEEP FALLING WITH THAT ATTITUDE. YOU DON'T RIDE THE HORSE, THE HORSE LEADS. IF YOU DO OTHERWISE, THINGS WON'T WORK, YOU'LL FALL AND IT WILL BE LIKE SETTING BACK"
 
"BUT... X_x!!!"
 
"SURPRISES ME HOW YOU CAN HIT A WALL WITH YOUR HEAD 1000 TIMES BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE FALLING FIVE TIMES OF A HORSE"
 
"IT'S TRYING TO DOMINATE ME. I HAVE TO TAME IT"
 
"NO, LET THE HORSE LEAD, THE HORSE KNOWS WHAT TO DO. IF YOU FALL, IT'S CAUSE IF YOU DON'T DO THE THINGS AT THE RIGHT PACE IT WILL GET WORSE"
 
"SEEMS TO ME YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO RIDE YOURS"
 
"LET ME RIDE YOURS"
 
"NO WAY!!!"
 
"WELL. LET'S THINK ABOUT IT. IF YOUR HORSE HAD A NAME, WICH WOULD IT BE???"
 
"NOW YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME!"
 
"JUST THINK"
 
"HUM....
 
....
....
....
 
...HAVE NO IDEA"
 
"I THINK MINE IS CALLED RARITY"
 
 
"WHAT???"
 
"MICHAEL!!! YOU'LL GET NOWHERE WITH THIS ANNOYING MATTER IF YOU DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON. I'LL GIVE IT A TRY"
 
"HEY! WHAT YOU'RE DOING"
 
"NOTHING"
 
"DON'T YOU... SMILE!!!"
 
SO HE GOT UP ON THE HORSE
 
"ALRIGHT. C'MON HORSE, JUST GO FORWARD"
 
AND THE HORSE MOVED VIOLENTLY AND MY CUB GOT STUCK TO IT.
 
"AGAIN. GO FORWARD. DON'T SHAKE YOUR HEAD. JUST MOVE"
 
AND IT STARTED MOVING... HOW HE DID IT????
 
"NOW MOVE MORE. JUST MOVE. JUST MOVE LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DIE SOON"
 
 
THE HORSE SHOOK ITS HEAD AND MOVED
 
"NOW MORE FASTER, CAN YOU, PLEASE?"
 
AND IT MOVED FASTER
 
"NOW FASTER. SO TRY TO RUN"
 
AND THE HORSE RAN. BUT SUDDENLY SHOOK ITS HEAD AND RAISED UP NEARLY JUMPING, BUT MY BOYFRIEND PUT HIS HANDS OVER THE HORSE AND HE JUMPED AND THEN FELL OVER THE HORSE AGAIN. AND THEN THE HORSE KEPT RUNNING. THEN IT SLOWED ITS PACE AND THEY BOTH WERE BACK.
 
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENNED!!!"
 
"MIKE" HE SAID GETTING DOWN OF THE HORSE "I GUESS YOU SHOULD CALL IT APPLEJACK"
 
"I DON'T... GET IT???"
 
"YOUR HORSE IS AS STUBBORN AS YOU ARE"
 
"NOT WITH YOU"
 
"I KNOW"
 
"WHY???"
 
"WELL, MINE IS AS STUBBORN AS I AM"
 
"WELL THAT WOULD EXPLAIN... SO MUCH"
 
"LOOK, YOU HAVE TO TAME IT, BUT... TRY TO BE KIND. IF IT DOES NOT WANT TO DO SOMETHING, IS FOR A REASON, SO DON'T PUSH IT"
 
 
 
"???"
 
 "WELL... I MADE MY RESEARCH" 
Applejack is a light orange earth pony with green eyes with three freckles on each cheek. She has a blonde mane and tail and a cutie mark of three red apples. She speaks with a Southern American accent. Applejack is very kind, helpful and reliable, but tends to act stubbornly and lets her pride and her sense of tradition get the better of her. She wears a brown cowboy hat and is the only one of the six main characters who keeps her mane and tail tied at the end into a bun instead of letting them fall loose. Applejack comes from a large family of ponies with apple-related names, spread all over Equestria, who oversee apple orchards and run a group of businesses that sell apples and products made from them. She works in her farm, called Sweet Apple Acres, where she lives with her younger sister Apple Bloom, older brother Big McIntosh and grandmother Granny Smith. Applejack is very hard-working and has demonstrated her strength and dexterity on many occasions, and she is also very skilled with a lasso. She represents the Element of Honesty. She has a pet Border Collie named Winona. In "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", Applejack revealed that when she was younger, she wanted to be more like her Aunt and Uncle Orange, and went to move into Manehattan (a play on Manhattan) with them. But she was unable to adapt to their high-society lifestyle, and quickly grew homesick. After Applejack saw a rainbow (caused by Rainbow Dash) that led back to the Apple Farm, she realized that was where she was meant to be and eagerly returned home, earning her cutie mark.
According to Storyboard Artist, Sabrina Alberghetti, Applejack is an orphan.This is subtly alluded to by a pair of shooting stars, representing her deceased parents flying over the farm at the end of the episode 'Apple Family Reunion'.
In the Equestria girls movie, Applejack wears a white collar with a green patch on her chest long sleeve which she folded up, a brown belt and a blue miniskirt and brown boots with her cutie marks on it and a hat similar to her pony counterpart. She was first seen delivering fizzy apple cider to the gym and driven by Sunset Shimmer's machinations, she got mad with Rainbow Dash for not showing up for the bake sale but under Twilight's advice, she made peace with the other five and helped Twilight win the crown for the fall formal. In her human-ponyfied form, she has normal human colour pony ears, a braided hair extension and sparkle effects on her dress, boots and hat.
 
Rarity is a silvery-white unicorn pony with blue eyes, and a violet mane and tail that are combed in wavy curls and a cutie mark made of three cyan diamonds. She speaks with a Mid-Atlantic accent. She is a professional fashion designer and seamstress at her own dressmaking shop, the Carousel Boutique. She is very stylish and beautiful, wears make-up and false eyelashes, takes great interest in fashion and clothing design as an artist and small business owner, and often tries to make herself the center of attention. She considers herself a proper lady, often acting in a sophisticated manner. Once hoping to marry her former crush Prince Blueblood, she found him rude and self-centered.[7] Rarity is Sweetie Belle's older sister, and often takes care of her when her parents are away. She represents the Element of Generosity and has a Persian cat named Opalescence.[12] Despite her being a talented dressmaker, her special talent is finding gems using her horn, which earns her her cutie mark, as revealed in the Episode "The Cutie Mark Chronicles" and in "A Dog and Pony Show".
In the Equestria Girls movie, Rarity's counterpart shares similarities with her. She wears a faded light blue shirt with a skirt which like Twilight's, has her cutie mark on it. She also wears two gold wrist bands and diamond shaped hair clips. Driven by Sunset machinations, she breaks up with the other counterparts but was reunited under Twilight's guidance and helped her gain back the crown. In her human-ponified form, she has pony ears, a hair extension and sparkle effect on her dress.
 
"I COPY PASTED FROM WIKIPEDIA, SO ALL RIGHTS TO WIKIPEDIA"
 
"OH. I SEE. WHY OUR HORSES ARE GIRLS???"
 
"YOU UNDERSTAND YOURS???"
 
"NOPE"
 
"I DON'T EITHER"
 
"I SEE THE POINT"
 
"YES THE POINT"
 
"DON'T MOCK. MY BACK ACHES..."
 
"SO..."
 
"WELL, YOU DON'T SEEM THE MAGICIAN REVERSED TO ME ANYMORE"
 
"IT'S DIFFERENT. THE HORSE WILL FIND THE WAY TO MAKE UNEXPECTED THINGS HAPPEN"
 
"SO WHAT YOU'LL DO IN THAT CASE???"
 
"IMPROVISE?"
 
"HUM"
 
"BUT THIS HORSES ALWAYS WANT TO RUN. THEY DON'T ALWAYS, THE SITUATION MUST BE ADECUATE"
 
"???"
 
"WELL, THEY ARE MOODY, NOT???"
 
"YES... UGH"
 



 


 






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