WE HAD A MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

"I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOU WON'T MAKE MORE TAROT DECKS FOR A WHILE"

"CAUSE YOU'RE IMPULSIVE, MIKE. THIS IS GOING TOO FAST..."

"LOOK, I WANNA GO FAST, I GO FAST... YOU DO THE SAME THING!!!"

"BUT AT LEAST I THINK ABOUT IT, SWEETPIE... YOU ARE NOW BEHAVING LIKE A TOTAL MEATHEAD. YOU'RE NOT A MEATHEAD, DON'T GIVE TO ME COUNTRE-EXAMPLES"

"LOOK... YOU!!!! WHAT!!!!"

"DON'T SHOUT. WE'RE IN DOWNTOWN AND EVERYBODY IS LOOKING. CHILL OUT, MIKE, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!!!"

"HAVING YOUR HEAD WILL BE EMBARRASSING!!!"

WE KEPT SHOUTING EACH OTHER.

" YOU'LL SMASH THE WALL AS YOU ALWAYS DO!!! I SAY THIS CAUSE I CARE ABOUT IT!!!"

"YOU CUB OF THE HELL!!! YOU'LL PUBLISH AS MANY TAROT DECKS AS I COMMAND!!! IT'S AN ORDER!!!! I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!"

"MIKE, PEOPLE ARE PRONE TO THINK I'M IMMATURE AND I NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M DOING... WITH MY LIFE. THEY ARE TOTALLY WRONG, CAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW ME!!!! GUESS WHY THAT GIRL FROM THE SOUTH IS TELLING ME ALL THE TIME WHAT I SHOULD DO!!!! SHE'S CLUELESS, OVERALL CAUSE SHE'S A """GIRL""!!! BUT YOU DO KNOW ME!!!"

"CHILL OUT CUBE!!! WHAT GIRL???"

"THAT ONE THAT TALKS MAPUDUNGUN AND BEHAVES LIKE PLAYING DEAD ALL THE TIME!!! SHE PLAYS THE ROLE OF KAREN DOGGENVEILLER!!! BUT YOU KNOW!!! THAT GIRL IS DANGEROUS!!! SHE IS THE TOTAL SUCCESSOR OF MY GRANDMA!!! JUST MAKING QUESTIONS TO TELL EVERYBODY AS A FAVOUR TO OTHERS!!! THAT IS CALLED "BETRAYAL"!!!"

"AH, C'MON!!!"

"WELL, SHE'S NOT MY FRIEND AND KEEPS INTERROGATING ME ABOUT THINGS I TELL NO ONE!!! AND ALL THE TIME IS TRYING TO GIVE ME VOCATIONAL ORIENTATION LESSONS!!!"

"YOU'LL MAKE ANOTHER DECK OR I....!!!"

"WHAT??? LETS'S FIGHT THEN!!!"

AND MY BOYFRIEND OPENED HIS BAG AND PUT ON HIS SUB-ZERO SUIT.

"YOU KNOW WHAT??? CYRAX RULES OVER SUB-ZERO. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!"

SO I PUT ON MY CYRAX SUIT.

ROUND ONE

BANG! POW! BING!

SUB-ZERO WINS.

"TAKE THAT, DUMBASS!!! I'LL MAKE YOU A FATALLYTY AND SEE ALL YOUR VERTEBRAL COLUMN WITHOUT X-RAYS!!!"

"YOU!!!"

ROUND TWO

SPIFF! BANG!!! OUCH!!!

CYRAX WINS

"TOLD YOU CUB!!! I'LL MAKE YOU A FATALITY!!!"

ROUND 3

SMASH! POW!!! UPPERCUT!!! THREE COMBO!!! FROZEN!! UPPERCUT!!!

DRAW GAME

"DO WE HAVE KEEP FIGHTING???"

"YOU DON'T WANT TO, MIKE"

"IS JUST EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AND IT FEELS SO AWKWARD IT GIVES ME THE CREEPS..."

"YOU'RE SO SHY SOMETIMES TO BE BRAVE"

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LATER.

"I STILL DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE GET SO SHOCKED WHEN WE FIGHT" SAID THE CUB IN A MEDITATIVE TONE"

"YOU DON'T???"

THIS GUY!!!